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Family / Re: Sex Once In 3 Months, Lasts 30 Secs Yet He Blames Me For Not Giving Him A Child by melayemi: 7:07am On Sep 23, 2017
Ninethmare:
You don't need my advice you actually need my address
Am home alone
When am through with you, you husband will call to thank me...

Nigga you pathetic

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Phones / Re: N470, 000 Iphone X: Apple Finally Reveals It's Best Ever Smartphone(Photos) by melayemi: 12:23pm On Sep 14, 2017
alexistaiwo:
Waiting for poverty-stricken people here to come and shout vanity.
Already placed a order for the delivery of eight pieces for members of my harem.

Please where can I pre Order for myself and my goons




In my dreams of course cheesy
Travel / How Do I Apply For Swedish Visa For Conference by melayemi: 3:14pm On Sep 05, 2017
Hello house please my uncle in Gemany just helped me in getting a convention which is holding in Sweden early next month and now am in a dilemma on how to apply for the Visa here in Nigeria please experience dudes and ladies in the house should come to my aid thanks
Autos / Re: 3 Unit left Of Tin-can Cleared Camry Muscle Up For Sale(All SOLD!!!!) by melayemi: 9:43pm On Aug 27, 2017
2.7 for the red muscle
Serious buyer
Autos / Re: 05 Lexus ES 330 For Sale Tok @ 2.2m by melayemi: 8:40pm On Aug 22, 2017
2m serious buyer
Romance / Re: Do I Please My Friend Or My Girlfriend by melayemi: 4:50am On Jul 24, 2017
Yeah
Romance / Do I Please My Friend Or My Girlfriend by melayemi: 12:19am On Jul 24, 2017
Am gonna ask if it's right for my friend who just started living with me so He can learn a thing or two share the same bedroom/same bed with me and my pregnant girlfriend?? NOTE: I live in a one bedroom apartment
Business / Re: Jumia Wahala by melayemi: 12:09am On Jul 24, 2017
Jumia finally returned my cash #Trusted
And a special Thanks to everyone that helped me out when I was tensed ���������
Technology Market / Itunes Gift Cards For Sale by melayemi: 6:53pm On Jul 23, 2017
Contact me for your iTunes gift card legit and legitimate
Call let's talk business 07080352739 pictures to show prove

Business / Re: Jumia Wahala by melayemi: 1:44pm On Jul 11, 2017
dominique:


You're welcome. Lest I forget, you may have to fill a refund form which involves sensitive account and card details. Since the money was not sent from your account, your friend has to be on ground to provide the details. Hope you've called them?

I called he customer they said it will be refunded after 24 hours
Business / Re: Jumia Wahala by melayemi: 1:43pm On Jul 11, 2017
Yeah he's aware ,thanks
Business / Re: Jumia Wahala by melayemi: 12:07pm On Jul 11, 2017
Thanks so much Dominique I just hope my friend informs me when he gets the refund
Business / Got Debited On Jumia ,order Not Sent by melayemi: 4:17am On Jul 11, 2017
ordered 2 packages on Jumia,a PlayStation4 console and one Blender, I usually pay on delivery but on this occasion it wasn't listed I think because it was over 100k for both items,I asked my friend if I can use his Atm for payment and he obliged,the said amount was debited and he got an alert on his phone and I thanked him to pay him back his money tomorrow,but after like 30 minutes I picked up my phone and I noticed I got a mail and it was from Jumia saying the order failed and my friend is yet to credited,I have sent a mail to them and I will try calling there hotline tomorrow.Has anyone been in my shoes in the past ? if Yes please comment,will keep all Nlanders update when I call them tomorrow
Business / Jumia Wahala by melayemi: 10:33pm On Jul 10, 2017
I ordered 2 packages on Jumia,a PlayStation4 console and one Blender, I usually pay on delivery but on this occasion it wasn't listed I think because it was over 100k for both items,I asked my friend if I can use his Atm for payment and he obliged,the said amount was debited and he got an alert on his phone and I thanked him to pay him back his money tomorrow,but after like 30 minutes I picked up my phone and I noticed I got a mail and it was from Jumia saying the order failed and my friend is yet to credited,I have sent a mail to them and I will try calling there hotline tomorrow.Has anyone been in my shoes in the past ? if Yes please comment,will keep all Nlanders update when I call them tomorrow

Autos / Re: 2005 Toyota Camry XLE (EXTREMELY CLEAN) SOLD SOLD by melayemi: 2:37am On Jul 04, 2017
I have 1.8m will it go ?
Family / Re: Evans: 9 Ways To Know If You Are Married To A Kidnapper by melayemi: 3:16pm On Jul 03, 2017
$25 Dollars in 4 places gift card for sale contact me on 07080352739 #310 to $1
Autos / Re: 2006 Damn Neat First Body Avalon In Ibadan @1.9 Fixed by melayemi: 8:34am On Jul 03, 2017
What's the Mileage
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Reaction by melayemi: 10:34pm On Jun 08, 2017
dingbang:
Simply take it in good faith... But my friend will leave my house..

Why ?
Romance / What Will Be Your Reaction by melayemi: 10:22pm On Jun 08, 2017
If you live in an apartment you rented on your own and then you later ask a friend to come live with you in the house..you both live as one,then one day you brought a girl to the house and tried to ask her out severally but she didn't accept your proposal and you moved on to another girl and presently you are in a relationship

Would you be angry if your friend comes to tell you that the girl that didn't accept to be your girlfriend likes him and he would love to go in a relationship with her

Will you get angry and be mad with your friend or simply take it in good faith ??
Romance / What Will Be Your Reaction by melayemi: 10:17pm On Jun 08, 2017
If you live in an apartment you rented on your own and then you later ask a friend to come live with you in the house..you both live as one,then one day you brought a girl to the house and tried to ask her out severally but she didn't accept your proposal and you moved on to another girl and presently you are in a relationship

Would you be angry if your friend comes to tell you that the girl that didn't accept to be your girlfriend likes him and he would love to go in a relationship with her

Will you get angry and be mad with your friend or simply take it in good faith ??
Travel / Re: Angry Bus Drivers Block Benin-Lagos Road Over The Killing Of A Conductor (Pics) by melayemi: 6:22am On Jun 02, 2017
That particular spot of the road has become an haven for armed robbery operations,There was a day I was traveling back to Lagos and we were lucky to escape them but what baffles me was that our so called Nigerian Police with two pick up vans fully loaded with officers were few miles away from the robbery scene,our driver had to align from the vehicle to let them know what was going on ahead and then they replied telling the driver if he has two heads why don't he come over so they can give him there guns so he can go to the scene to scare them away and that they are family men
At that point I realized only Jesus is our Police in this country..When will Nigeria Change for good

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Autos / Re: Clean Bill Lexus 330 3.9m(negotiable) by melayemi: 11:17am On May 03, 2017
CLEAN BILL

Autos / Clean Bill Lexus 330 3.9m(negotiable) by melayemi: 11:13am On May 03, 2017
CAR CURRENTLY IN BENIN CITY,SERIOUS BUYERS CAN COME FOR INSPECTION
#SERIOUS BUYER ONLY

Call me on this 08151233567

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A New Job: From Security To Account Officer by melayemi: 12:09pm On Apr 19, 2017
[b][/b] I should be at work but look at me ,graduate don frustrate for the economy ..nor be say man be nor know book o ...God help us

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Romance / You Both Dating And She's Pregnant Does That Mean Automatic Marriage by melayemi: 2:33pm On Apr 08, 2017
Hello house if a girl you not married to gets pregnant for you does that mean she automatically stands to be your wife to be?
there is this friend of mine that got his girlfriend pregnant and now the girls mom is putting pressure on him to marry her daughter,He's really worried cause the last time he saw her mom she called him inlaw and he's not ready for marriage yet as he is just 24 .What do you advice in such a situation house ?
Crime / Re: Jumia Delivery Man Killing: Suspects Interrogation Video by melayemi: 5:02pm On Mar 29, 2017
OLord please protect me,my friends,my family from bad association IJN
Romance / Re: She Cheated On Me by melayemi: 6:23am On Feb 21, 2017
Favour22amaka:
Why would u get her pregnant in d first place wen u knew something was fishy.
How was I to know boss !!
Romance / Re: She Cheated On Me by melayemi: 5:43am On Feb 21, 2017
Hopefulman:
At least she was bold enough to confess.


I deflowered a lady and dated her 5 years, she was with me all through the struggle when I had absolutely nothing, 5 years on thank God things changed, I could die for this girl cos I make sure she lacks absolutely nothing at all. Guess what?

Just recently I caught her cheating cos she wasn't smart about it, as a matter of fact I knew before she went to spend the weekend with the guy but I didn't stop it cos I wanted to give her a benefit of doubt cos of my trust and believe in her that has waxed on for 5 years, I thought she would just visit and leave cos having the opposite sex as friends mean nothing as long as you know your boundaries.


Behold she slept at this guy's place for two nights and avoided talking to me, calls and barely could read my messages. I let her be too so she enjoys herself..

Note : I had taken her home and made my parents know this is the one I want to marry and they have blessed us, as a matter of fact she's in contact with my parents and I made them like her.


Another thing is sexually I was the monster and sex Frick between us and she complains alot about my undying sex appetite, she rarely satisfies me cos she's weak in bed, but I learnt to be patient with her, teach her all she knows and manage the sex like that, so if there's someone who should cheat it would be me, but I had loved this babe too much to cheat, so me not satisfying her wasn't the issue..


Now let me blow your mind like Al Queda, guess who she went to Bleep for two days while I was up all night and couldn't sleep for desame two days knowing my supposed to be wife I shower all the love, care, money on with tears wondering how confused these women can be, it was a fukkkking 19 year old boy, meanwhile she's 25 and I will be 30 by May


After I gave her a face to face confrontation with the scope of having a spy app on her phone and knowing all she does, she confessed she bleeped him twice but it's her first time ever, "Babe what is your reason for this stupidity ?, ", she's like I am sorry I just wanted to explore. imagine such bullshittt


You can never please a woman.

Bro you so right here,we are or were in the same shoes here,i think i did everything for her and her family and satisfied her in all way i can think of both financially and sexually... i think girls are just not worth the hassle

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Romance / She Cheated On Me by melayemi: 11:17am On Feb 20, 2017
Hello house have been dating my girl now for close to 5 months now and at the early stages of our relationship I was having issues with her concerning a certain guy I was suspecting they had something going but each time I confront her she will tell me there's nothing going on between the both of them that they are just friends..
She's pregnant for me right now and just this morning she told me that she had something to tell me and that was when she spilled the beans that she and the guy in question dated temporary and they had sex twice when she was intoxicated with alcohol.... Am so confused right now I don't know if I should forgive her and move on or tell her to abort the babe and go my way...House please advice me on what to do ,I love her plenty
Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD !! SOLD !!! New Year Sales ### TOKUBO 2005 Toyota Camry XLE ### by melayemi: 3:01am On Jan 22, 2017
[quote author=sonety2k post=52990911]Still Available
Serious buyer 1.6 and I reside in Benin
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated A Girl And Her Mom Hates You by melayemi: 9:23am On Jan 09, 2017
Bluezy13:
Hmmm...


Some guys too dey complicate life for themselves!
Wetin concern her mama with una relationship?? How the woman take sabi?

OP, na over seriousness wan kill you


Well she lives few blocks away and I think word got to her and that was how she got to know

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