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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Is Double Dating Fun Or Trouble? by mellow(m): 11:17am On Nov 13, 2009
MY problem with double dating is that I AM TOO MUCH FOR ONE BUT NOT ENOUGH FOR TWO.
So I stay with one, not worth all the trouble.
RomanceRe: Why Should A Man Not Hit A Woman? by mellow(m): 1:19pm On Nov 12, 2009
If you sabi hit woman one day you go meet the woman weh sabi hit you.
RomanceRe: Nigeria Girls And Big Stomach by mellow(m): 11:31am On Nov 12, 2009
Radiant:
Who do Nigerian men use their index finger to scrape food in their mouths? Now that is horrible compared to having big tummy grin

By the way, I never knew sex and BJ contributed to big tummies. Intelligent poofs grin
Radiant my luv, I told you you can run but you can't hide. Luv will always lead you back.

@Topic. Whether the big tommy is on man or woman it is a sore sight to behold.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Many Nigerian Women Look Unattractive To Men by mellow(m): 8:58am On Nov 12, 2009
But na wa for some Nigerian men. You meet one girl and you use it to generilize.
All this clean clean girls weh full everywhere una no de see them? In my office alone
you go look tire.

Bottom line: Stop meeting dirty girls and complain less.
RomanceRe: What Does A Man Really Want From A Woman? by mellow(m): 1:30pm On Nov 09, 2009
@George_D. It is a good sentiment.
Jokes EtcRe: My First Condom by mellow(m): 1:24pm On Nov 09, 2009
quote author=clemcykul link=topic=348969.msg4888066#msg4888066 date=1257768942]
wetin go come make u cryhuh

@poster
sure the chick no get Aids?
[quote][/quote]Even if she get does it matter? Atleast, the

poster enjoyed it while it lasted.[
CelebritiesRe: Hottest Nollywood Celebrities by mellow(m): 1:16pm On Nov 09, 2009
I can't see any hot in here. Hottest?
RomanceRe: What Does A Man Really Want From A Woman? by mellow(m): 10:34am On Nov 09, 2009
The mistake we make here is the generalization. Like my friend mpraise123 said, it
is a case of different strokes for different folks. What ELDINO want from a lady might
or might not be the same as what[b] George_D[/b] wants from a Lady. O I believe it is very
wrong to say what men want. What I personally want is a lady who will be a companion of my
soul and a friend of my youth. Whatever is needed in between is fringe benefit.
FashionRe: Why Do Nigerian Girls Wear Jeans Without Pants? by mellow(m): 3:31pm On Nov 06, 2009
If dem like dem waer pant if dem like may dem no wear dross wetin me

I know be say the less they wear the better for me.
FashionRe: What Do Women Gain By Exposing Their Bodies? by mellow(m): 12:10pm On Nov 06, 2009
Since Women have learned to dress have nakedly shameless,
I have learned to look and stare at them without remorse.
Did I just say that? My, must not hear this.
FamilyRe: Miss Hiv Positive Beauty Pageant Begins Nov 23 by mellow(m): 11:25am On Oct 26, 2009
It is a very good initiative. We are also organizing a miss ASHAWO award. I do sincerely hope that an SHAWO in Pprt-harcourt wins.
RomanceRe: What Exactly Is A Woman's Worth? by mellow(m): 10:30am On Oct 26, 2009
This is a very nice Video and a very good Topic at that but there is only one flaw.The woman was not created but made after creation. Another thing, Some mothers do have them both in male and in female. I have met good ones and I have met bad ones. I have broken hearts and equally have my heart broken many more times than I care to count.So if we have to apportion profanities then I think both male and female have to take their fair share. But the bottom line is that a lady can take away more pains than she can cause.
SportsRe: Okocha To Join Super Eagles Coaching Crew In Technical Capacity by mellow(m): 4:10pm On Sep 17, 2009
Nobody ever gave Siasia a chance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final: Man United(0) Vs Barcelona(2) On Wednesday 27th May by mellow(m): 7:19pm On May 27, 2009
BP I believe you cos the last time you said you dreamed you were poor and really you become even more poor than you dreamed.
PhonesRe: S60v1 & 2 Applications And Games Thread by mellow(m): 2:25pm On Feb 22, 2009
Thank you my brother.
Forum GamesRe: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by mellow(m): 1:25pm On Feb 22, 2009
No! I am definitely not gay.
CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Beaten Rihanna by mellow(m): 1:16pm On Feb 22, 2009
Una help am pay the BRIDE price?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Let's Stop Dating Poor Girls. by mellow(m): 12:56pm On Feb 22, 2009
What is wrong in the person trying to dance the tune in paying the piper? If you must eat of the nut then you must first and foremost crack the nut. You want to self-service but you don't want to spend. Why not honestly self-service yourself? Rich or poor girls musst be girls and boys will always complain without being able to let go.
CultureRe: Tokunbo (Second Hand) Virgins by mellow(m): 12:33pm On Feb 22, 2009
I don't know what you guys are talking about but I do know that thee is no way you can make a tokunbo car to become

new and in like manner there is no way you can make a dilapidated virginal to be made new. Hymen reconstruction my

foot. Even when you use artificial Love Machine and virginal does it ever look like the real thing? I know some guys can sleep

with whores and still believe they are virgins but old gamers can never be fooled at their old age.

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