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Ammy5565:
Thanks mama zaynie and melly245. God bless us all.
Abeg where my teamies oh, abi u ppl dont do welcome party ni? I will manage shinkin wings and juice for now,tenkyu!

Mama zaynie, no kick yet oh, no bump yet sef. I dont understand . Abi na so? By sunday i will be 18wks according to baby centre and 17weeks by tomorrow according to my hospital. Abeg mamas educate a JJC oh. Which is my actual edd sef? Chai

hian why u too like chikin,every time chikin chikin, no go chop ur dh hand for night com think say na chikin lap

mompurity2:
Goodmrng my people . It's av tay I visited dis thread oooooo. A lot has happened for good and I give God all the glory.

Ehen, I have been delivered since June of two baby boys (whoop! Whoop!).
My water started leaking d day I clocked 30 weeks, it ws managed in a hosp and babies were brought out @31weeks 4 days. We stayed in SCBU for 3 weeks and were discharged home. Babies and mama are doyin fabulously well.

@captain britneystacy and other team members, sorry av been MIA. But m back and better.
Team August for easy delivery in Jesus name.

Here are my gifts (ignore d pink dress, na dia papa buy am. Lol). #my joys
#thread cuties

congratulobia welcome to ur cuties,don't go Mia again oo,i hope say no be bs u don give us soo,oya rest small and come and sama us the bs

in GEJ Patience voice, hello my fellow mamas,prispal what of all those mama's dat use to make noise in this thread,what of all of them that want to use mess and scatter area,even all those ones that are elephant walking and those that are still cat walking,i must not forget those who are flaunting their postpartum flat tummy,so that us that our own is like mount Gibraltar,should seek cover,even those that have said goodbye to vigilante, those who are wishing to start vigilante already,those that blame pregnancy hormones for their rudeness.ooo so na only me waka come,deris God oooo,all this flat tummy and standard brezz that u pipu are sharing deris God oooo

umi did not call any body name oooo,but they will still say i call them,ehnnn i most not forget those that don't want to give my Diamond a Bea, deris God in everything u are doing... kontinu.
pls let the cuties start rolling in, u must not miss
Ekene bobo Liftedhands
Gaily04- e don teyy oo
Hansel Darling Mitchyy
bobo Jay- enkaydewdrop
zimunachimdumi......
ginababy...
olatebony- chizara
hajarabadmus..
cassieluv..
baby Lucas- fortius wat do u mean till u drop no try me
oya bring back our cuties...

Ammy5565:
Good morning mamas, been on peeping mode since oh, following this thread like kilode but I've come to finally identify with this wonderful e family. I'm a FTM, due in December, not quite sure of the date. Baby centre says 27th, my hospital says 29th, first scan at 6wks plus said 30th and second scan at 8wks said 25th. So I am confused.

Mama zaynie, your dues are coming in containers from obodo yankee, walahi I go blow your mind.
Greetings to other mamas, y'all have a fan in me,u have no idea.

ok welcome, how body na,i go begin collect. dues for peepers oo,una don plenty

dexterush:
Please House ,help me wish my DH,olowo orimi,the only cupcake in my oven,my soul mate, happy birthday and many more prosperous years ahead.

oo my God see flesh pipu,flesh borri,flesh smile,happy birthday to ur cupcake. pls send the cake our way

Liftedhands:
Cheeketo which kind winked pepo dey that your office? Them no know say you get belle? Please o speak up and tell your boss its affecting you before what happens in 1960 repeats itself sorry dear.

Jazzyjazz becos of afang soup the girl vex leave my house o! She said she wanted to eat afang, I called my DH to branch eatery and get for her when returning home. He Searched and couldn't find, as God would have it my DH stopped by his sisters house and she just made the soup! The guy nicely asked to be giving some for his inlaws pregnant wife and was obliged. Do you know that my sister in-law rejected the soup? Stating that what she wanted was the one dey cooked at the eatery Na so she use vex collect the soup and dumped it in the sink I yelled at her why she did that? Na hin she vex say she dey go her house.

I tell am bye bye. Haven't called to check on her sha

see wahala oo,she see pesin wey dey look im face, abeg how ekene bobo jare

Fortius:
mumi Towerofgrace..a resounding AMEN to ur prayers,i knw hw it feels cuz i av close frnds passin tru same bt as i alwz tel dem,'In His time He makes all tins beautiful'..Ope lo ma ja si! bt wen una get twins lori ere,i no wan hear say EBF ko easy o

mum2bsoon...thnkx for d mutilation our luvly monikers o..@mitchyy..na u nd enkay,melly245 suppose move to newborn o,i stil get business here

GenyEbere..weldone job.
jennifer89..mam forget dat networkin stuff o,i tried dat foreverlivingproducts years bck,na my close pal register even my family wey go dash me money no dey interestd i registerin afta 2mnths i quietly handsoff
mam faari..i luv dis ur concept o,y i neva thot of it now,brilliant!!all d best sis.

i never even consider am yet

cassieluv:
Lol! Hope I am not late o! Shey na closing prayer be my own. I bow for all vigilante mama's o! God is our muscle joor

lati lati coma hawayu shame

Favouredmom:
The Lord God is your strength o. That boy go strong kakaraka. His wife should just be prepared in the future, lol

fortius you hear ba

dexterush:
Good day mamas oh, please helep me thank baba God for saving I and my family from story that touch.
Devil has been trying me since yesterday,but Godwin oh. Imagine make rat no see anything chop again except gas hose?hmmm. Yesterday I was cooking oh,when DH came back from work and entered the kitchen first to put off the gas,then he asked if I was not perceiving the gas that he stared perceiving before even entering the house,whereas devil has used catarhh to block my nose. So we decided to confirm the leakage,only to find out that a devilish rat has punctured the hose,and I was cooking oh with gas smalling everywhere,who else could have prevented the house from going up in flames if not God? Like iyawotuntun said "it can only be God".

Fast forward to this morning,my babies were on my bed,so I said I should quickly do the dishes before bathing them. So I was hearing funny sound ,one mind was like"go and check on the kids",the other one said "quickly finish up with the plate before going", I decided to check on them first.
Lo and behold the second boy was gasping for air,I don't know how he managed to drag the bedspread and used it to cover his face. I had to rush him outside so he can get enuf air,the poor boy couldn't even cry again as he was already weak.
Who could have pulled me away from that kitchen to go check up on them if not God.May his name be praised bothe now and forever.

In other news my babies are four month old today and saying hi...hiphip

hallelujah God be praised

Fortius:
me ke!..me dat bae no allow me to chat since satide,jst dey log in now..na dexterush nd melly oo pelu iya mofe

atin una don see na,am sitting jeje oo,they are finding me,exuse me anti is she dat fyn ma trobu

mitchyy:
Melly welly, same to you o

oooo na sleep eye cos am na

shat01:
Gud moni mamas in d house. I ve never posted here,though always peeping. I do pray silently to join u soon. I ve been married for 3yrs plus,dealing with severe pcos, I ve tried everything,dieting,metformin,vitex,clomid,injestion, still no bfp. Hubby is tired and planning for anoda wife even though he has 2 grown kids from previous marriage. I saved some money and went for TVs yestaday to c if there is improvement. Here is d result. Normal sized anteverted uterus. outline is smooth. AP dimension 3.8cm. No focal mass in d myometrium. Endometrial plate measures abt 7mm. It shows a trilamilar appearance. D ovaries are normal in size,numerous small sized follicles are noted in d periphery of both ovaries. D stroma of each ovary is thickened. D pod is empty. pls mamas dat ve overcome pcos pls how do u manage it cos hubby is not helping me as am not seeing any gyne. Cc Sugar, iomoge, kaffy4bill, and all d sabi mamas. Sorry 4 d long post. TIA.

my sister silver or gold i have non, infact i can't even explain the big big grammer in your test result, by this time last year i was in your shoes if not worse, i had given hope on so many things and so many people, i may not be able to pray down the heavens,but prophetically i speak to you,that the God of signs and wonder that located me when all hope was lost will visit you,it will not tarry anymore.hold on dearie your testimony is soo close,begin arrange your Thanksgiving song and dance step.if God be God you will testify soon. Amen

mitchyy:
Your own is even good. What of me working, together with vigilante? I'm at my crash point.
I'm currently typing this from inside the toilet. I hid there because mil wants me to come and breast feed Hansel again after he just finished sucking 30mins ago. Make we supplement with formula, she nor gree.
So i go dey this toilet for one hour until she will be forced to pet Hansel back to sleep.

oya go give am brezz jor,before i come flush u enter toilet.

Mitchyy,Mitchyy witchyy, i see you happy vigilante,
ok Diamond yaff sleep make i rest small, i hope i didn't type anything wrong abeg make una no vex sleep dey my eye s

zimunachimdi:
It is official,motherhood is draining!
Oh,i cant deal. What??
I salute all mothers here,you guys are really trying,may God reward us abundantly.

But wait! Na like this man pikin go take born 4kids?dh said 5 but i know he is seriously kidding. Left for me oo,3kids is just ok for me.

Melly25,gaily04,mitchyy,enkaydewdrop,goldenruby,ginababy and all vigilante mamas,una dey see wetin i dey see abi there is a shortform/easy method? How i wish baby favour is grown now,i would ve taken him to his grandparents first thing tomorrow morning. I don tire.

Well,all i can say is IT IS WELL!

short form ke,there is no fake vigilante, if it's not vigilante it's not vigilante period.

Fortius:
Liftedhands na original chorister..oya mak i finis d song...
mumi olamitie..as u fellowship here in our midst,may u really b blessed wt an easy bumping..i try na

limsycutey yes i admit..o n wori mi o..red eye! red eye!!

goldenruby..sori pls do wat mamas av said nd b calm for his sake...ehugs sis.

ok since na dis level now make i no carry last,oya take it
this thread wey you come so,na jolly jolly you go dey carry go, you no go mourn lia lia again ooo,na so e suppose be,blessing in the morning, blessing in the evening, na so e go beeee, hmmmm

olamitie:
hallos ,just got my BFP after four miscarriages, i hope this one sticks... Team March....

this one id going no where its here to stay,wishing you a sweet ride and safe landing

Blessedmum:
You even spent more than I did dis evening. I cooked vegetable ,here is the breakdown :

Vegetable (Spinach) 100
Pepper 100
Locust bean 20
Fried panla 300
I av palmoil at home, it was even more delicious Dan d one I spend plenty money on.

see all this rich mamas come and see where me and my MIL dey Cook veggie soup
meat 300
fish- a friend brought
veggie- from the farm
pepper- from the farm
crayfish-50
pondo yam-350
oil-100
seasoning-50
oya food is ready make una come chop

Loisemm:
I tell u, Towerofgrace. Who send big nose, puffy face, black bom bom or big boobs? bring it on. I will proudly wear them if na pregnancy go cause am. Only thing I no want lai lai na sickness. Preggy mums who took in easily, make una thank God o for easy conception. God bless u all.
*sitting with all Ttc mums who visit here, munching groundnuts and watching these our preggy sisters waddling/walking in a funny way*
*bursts into laughter*
*no be una I dey laugh o. U know I want to be like u*

you will sooner than you think

Godmother:
Malaria o. Its dealing with me badly. Can't even reply some of my mentions.

Dh has been giving me "The Look" that shows he wants some. Me I'm seriously pretending to be blind right now. I can't come and go and kill myself. I try my possible best to keep him satisfied, but not when I'm terribly sick.

Yesterday he stood looking at me for a while and me I pretended to be fast asleep. Thank God he finally read my mind and walked away.

At night his hand started roaming. The speed I take remove the hand ehn, I'm sure the guy must have been shocked. Me I'm going through so much pain plus malaria right now and sex is the last thing on my mind.

In other news, I was asked to take Lonart. Has any mama used it before?

Cc
Mama Zaynie
Kaffy4bill
Liftedhands
Fortius
Mitchyy
Other Sabi Mamas

is it only me,or why do these men like sex more when you are sick, is it their way of saying sorry?

Towerofgrace:
, Mummy beautiful Diamond bobo, i did not say anything o. Infact just dash me the wonderful condition wey cause the name, if anyway part wan expand join i no mind , call me eyez kogba, ponmo lips etc i no mind so far na preggy cause am

oya receive it in Jesus name

tracysparkle:
mothers in the house we thank God for safe delivery.......been so o busy.put to bed on the 8th of July.

congrats,rest well come give us bs

feddy27:
tyconcepts aka mama Mofe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U try wella... I enjoyed reading your lines.

Mkae I explain this one:
Spend a lot of skin-to-skin time with your baby so you can bond.

When I had my baby, at least, 3 times a week, i carried him with his bare body and placed on my bare chest. Your heart beat is always soothing to them. I leave him there, rock him to sleep and dats how our bonding was established. Dh too does same with him

i pray anything wey carry my Diamond near where brezz dey na to begin open mouth,and there is no bonding until the brezz enter e mouth

Liftedhands:
Bellaella we still dey the journey but the rate this boy dey suck and pull am ehn? E be like say Na ancient of days go be my song o but then push up bra can give me back my confidence

t trust you

Towerofgrace:
lol @mum Fortius (Frotius in liftedhands voice), yes oo, no pressure at all make Bae take her time. **rubbing belle**

LaDivva , oh yes, we need to rub body and belle with this wonderful assembly of preggies, for in no time we would be a part of this wonderful family. That time i go dey tell you, its part of the package or even name you "Nosa" as them name Melly245 (hope i spelt the moniker wrong make she no pounce on me)

Happy helefant waddling to you all

continue i dey watch you ooo

Fortius:
mumi loisemm..dnt mind us..we nid all d comic relief we can get in dis era of change,hop ur dues don dey ready o cuz ur portin to dis phase is imminent.

melly245...my dota u r blessed,go nd conquer dis wk!

Godmummy Towerofgrace..no worri ur Bae is paintin her nails now,she wan b lik u ni nd wants hansel to stay glue to her.

raptor2..abeg follow mamas tip,no let my princess be in any discomfort o or u go see me for warri o

ojibijibi OK

chizeal:
Hassan bus stop isn't d name oo, she Wil alight at a bustop before d Hassan bustop.

is it Mandelase

Fortius:
Motivational Monday

singing..Forever oh Lord,thy word is settled in heaven it is settled...

*We thank u for ur mercies over our families,friends nd loved ones.

*We ask for ur forgiveness over sins we av committed knowingly or unknowingly

*Any power assigned against our lives from the very month we got pregnant be disgraced in Jesus name.

*Every evil caterers attacking our pregnancies wt demonic food in our dreams,eat your poison nd die in Jesus name.

*Any arrow targeted against our pregnancies back.fire in Jesus name.

*Every evil mirror d enemy is using to monitor our lives nd pregnancies break to irreparable pieces in Jesus name.

*Oh Lord turn our lives nd babies to hot coals of untouchable fire in Jesus name.

*Let the weapon of d enemy fashioned against us and our babies both newborn nd unborn,toddlers nd teens be destroyed in Jesus name.

*Every satanic appearance in our dreams to frustrate our joy be consumed by fire in Jesus name.

*Our joy shall not be turned to sorrow in Jesus name.

*Let all the efforts of the enemy against our homes be frustrated in Jesus name.

*Every peaceful marriages continue to enjoy joy everlasting in Jesus name.

*Every challenged homes passin thru thorns,let roses begin to spring forth in Jesus name.

*Every TTC mamas and papas,let ur mouth begin to testify and sing praises in dis month of perfection in Jesus name.

*Every loss shall be restored in multiple folds in Jesus name.

Thank u Lord for answered Prayers!
AMEN!

#TEAMJULYFOREASYPEASYDELIVERY.

amen, oo hmmmm i be like say na u go lead intercessory prayer on sunday,oya go and bring forth our Bea

zimunachimdi:
hahahaha.ua right, Someone like fortius go fit the usher ministry wella.lol
Good to know diamond is great. Loads to kisses to her.

mama u haff start again ooo,Diamond is a man, a big man for that matter, my bobo is looking for a Bea, stop falling our hand na,

ok Diamond yaff sleep, good night mamas see ya in 2hrs time

mitchyy:
My dear, Ebf is not for everyone and it doesn't make you less of a mother.

That is how a friend starved her baby till he weighed 2.2kg at two months all because she wanted ebf by fire by force.

Give him formula if that is what he needs. You might even end up doing ebf when your milk starts flowing very well.

my Diamond wey dey drink NAN that time and i was afraid he might not like brezz milk,now if you give am anything inside feeding bottle, you are on your own ooo,cos he go just put the teeth for one side of e mouth just dey look you,or refuse to open his mouth entirely.