₦airaland Forum

mitchyy:
I still dey owe them better slap. Nor worry, e never end. Lol

haaaaaa,dis long awaited slap,abeg no use slap kee pesin pikin oooo,just create the boundary, and make dem know say anty mitchyy is now mummy Hansel

mitchyy:
*tongue out*

no. mind this woman,oya put the cement here,wat are you waiting for, start the digging, where that ab*oki carry the gate dey go,*shouts out loud like market woman, abo*ki heyyyy,mallam,fulani,heyyyy na here oooo,*starts chasing him and shouting.
we must construct this gate today.

zimunachimdi:
My sister,i cant stop laughing,next time,abeg put me for usher. How is diamond?

Diamond is blessed, kisses to u and urs,no come late next time ooo cos you go dey for choir, na soon to drop mamas nai dey do usher

mitchyy:
Hehehehehehe!




*runs to report to mum zaynie and liftedhands*

all this women that runs in and out of this thread, oya mama Zaynie bring our money we need to put gate for here

iomoge2:
After one month?
If I am given at my next appt it would be 10weeks apart...

I feel very week n tired.
Legs is heavy n it started some days ago.
I feel so lazy.
Is it malaria?
I started having a bad test after eating again which was a symptom in the first trimester.

I am 24weeks plus.

haaaaahhhaaa if you go complain this kind of thing for my doctor the man go just look you laff con tell you say Madam you are pregnant that's why.

Gaily04:
Ehhhhh, by now the service has ended oh, who come give the word na. Plenty village breeze blew me and sleep took over. Sorry vigilante mamas, will take plenty coffee to be awake during next service.

i gi pardon you cos i no preinform you but no miss church next sunday oo,oya kisses ti bobo

mitchyy:
*sneaks into beach*
*pees inside*
*runs away with pant halfway down*

lol

ahnie:
yu relocated frm wia....?
Anyways looking 4wad to seeing you

Lagos

Fortius:
i don laff tire here oo...flinging tins...

note at all..dose drugs r for preventing malaria bt if eventually u r already malarialised..u nid treatment nd it must b frm ur doc,all d best.

i fling am well well oo

mitchyy:
Of all persons to put in praise and worship, its Enkay? Na mean say you nor want make we go house today. Lol

oya ekay sing fast fast, and don't sing off key again

mitchyy:
Which kain yeye play be that? Thank God u carried your baby away.
I wonder why its so hard for some mothers these days to train their kids to behave properly. I fear for the future generation o. So many unruly kids everywhere

no mind them, make God help us to train our own well

ahnie:
no wahala...i think sai i bee dee only nairalander residing in asaba

i dey too although i just came in

mitchyy:
Happy Sunday mamas!!!


Abeg do you people remember those unruly kids i complained about that usually scatter my house and give me stress?

One of them almost injured my baby yesterday.

Na me even use my hand find trouble. We sprayed insecticide in our house and because of the smell, i took Hansel to their house.
When i got there, the mum asked to carry Hansel.
One of the kids first of all pushed his bed away and wanted to use it as playmat. I took it away from him.

The next thing, he picked up a big slippers from the floor and threw at Hansel who was on the mum's leg. It barely escaped touching him.
The mum told him to stop jokingly. But my eyes were already on alert cus i know how unruly the kids are.
The next thing he hit Hansel's leg and everybody shouted at him to stop. Hansel started crying.

Just when i was about saying let me take Hansel and leave their place, the boy ran to where the mum is and dragged hansel's cloth very hard. Hansel started screaming. That's when i lost it and didn't know when i slapped him in presence of his mum, took my baby and left their house. I had to breastfeed Hansel to stop him from crying.
The mum felt so ashamed and flogged the boy.
But nothing will make me take Hansel there ever again or even allow those kids come to my house.
She usually brings them to my place when they are crying that they want to stay with me, but e don end.
Because if because of them anything happen to my Hansel, i fit kill person o
#angryface

no mind all this people na so one come draw my Diamond hair, if u see the way i take fling the pikin comot,e mama come the tell me say leave am na,na play e dey play,play with pikin wey i dey labour room dey shout for how many hours,i jejely carry my pikin comot, not minding they came to see us, all this women wey cherish their pikin pass another pesin own.

in other news i back Diamond today,the guy just stay kulee and slept off

nifeseun:
Hello, saw this thread n knew this is were I belonged, been on NL 4 long but hardly chat... got married few months ago n am grateful to God, am 16wks preggy... it's not been easy but He has been faithful...

oya welcome, bring that your Belle make i rub small

Fortius:
...evrytym na inside gutter she dey fall,i tire for her joor

melly245..u b winch oo..i actually told d head usher in church today dat i wil join d dept afta i dowmnload o...winch omo pupa

***distributing hymnbook to d mamas***

***kicking goldenruby and enkaydewdrop nd ginababy wt my bump frm dozing***

you no know before, oya come tell us watin you learn for church today

....

yappy Sunday efriborri,how is u,gbo gbo family,friends and well wishers nko.
oya let sunday service begin for all the vigilante mamas.
i yaff arrenge efrithing, the chairs o,alter o,choir stand o.
mitchyy - opening prayer
enkaydewdrop - praise and worship
Gaily04 - the Word
ginabay - intercessory prayer
zimunachimdi - offering, bring it here when you are through.
Amhappy- announcement
cassieluv- closing prayer
oya all the vigilante mamas carry ya baby come inside, make una no make noise ooo,oya all of you bring out your brezz and feed your baby while we listen to the Word. i don't want to see any feeding bottle, or brezz pump here.
fortius you are not among oo, you can be our usher outside no stay for sun oo,we hope you will join us next sunday

ahnie:
my residenc z behind macdon bushbar..cassidy junior crescent G.R.A...but abt relocating to infant jesus axis.

ok dearie i have your number i will give you a call

goldenruby:
Vigilante mamas, I see all of una. e wa ya mi ni torchlight o.
Fortius, enkaydewdrop, melly245, christybabe, mitchyy

haa if to say u born gal we for give you torchlight, we don't want our future bea to be jealous. Ndooo

Fortius:
see dem ooo...vigilante mamas ...
christybabe yes i knw abt d palmwine bt jst botherd abt d alcohol in it,pls try pap,tea bt most of all ur emotions can cause d delay too so try to relax ur nerves,dnt b too agitated if d milk isnt flowing,allow him to kip suckin d breast nd let him latch on it well,dnt jst put d nipple in his mouth bt let d areola(d dark area)be in too,dat way ur nipple wont pain u nd it wil also aid d milk flow too.

so baby diamond don dey fight for me @melly245...thank u my boy .

limsycutey i see u o.

hian no be you e dey fight for,e get watin e dey find,nothing is free in Nigeria now

christybabe:
Greetings mama's, who is awake like me. Vigilante is real ooo, chai na wetin una dey See.

Pls my breastmilk still has not started flowing, I dey feel for my baby and would do anything for him. Is palmwine okay. They said it helps breastmilk to flow.

people say it works,no first hand experience, i use pap i make it as watery as kunu and take it hot, it works wonders.
pls don't let baby starve ooo,i hope you are giving him glucose and water already,i refused to give mine,insisting i wanted to do ebf,thank God we didn't land in the hospital.

ahnie:
yes maam
Are you?

yes iam am at opkanam rd

ahnie:
its also FOC in asaba general hospital

mummy Zino are you in asaba,

Fortius:
Gladiator mama Mofe..mak i dey waka wt my shoulder padded ego...enkaydewdrop u shii..i don elevate o,no try me omelly245 wia u dey abi d cold weather yaff hooked u ni.

i dey come make i take hot pap first,Diamond haff suck the life of my brezz out,who dey wear iron pata again,mama iyaff do we are not fighting again,cos as i dey here so if breeze blow me,i fit fall inside lagoon talk less of. iron pata,mummy sowie u hear we will not do it again.
#side eyes fortius, u went to call soldier abi
enkaydewdrop come this side first,nnoooo, no show your power just come.
#stops keke
oga next busstop
madam na #500
for watin na,wat rubbish, wat nonsense,impetus,
madam una plenty na,i no go carry another passenger
plenty for where no be only 2 of us, warrahell.
enkay looks at me in surprise, i tot you say you don't have power,you leave where you for show power, come they insult keke man ba mteeww,
leaves me and walks all the way to the next bus top

.shine shinebabe congratulobia,welicome to ur princess

Fortius:
Liftedhands abeg shey na wen i wan do d doo i go wear am ni abi na evryday tin,am so interested

omoge drop the one wey you carry first na, before you begin dey interested for all this kind of thing .All this women sef

enkaydewdrop:
Mbok, we paid heavily for mine oh... Heavily... It still saddens me till date...

oya sowie,see Jay is telling you sowie too,are you happy now

enkaydewdrop:
So, what will happen to my breast during kpekusing na? Cos my hubby too said he will not taste it... So, his mouth wee nor touch there for the next one year? Izit fair?

the one wey Jay dey suck nefa do u ba

mumgb:
Gud day mamas in the house, pls av got an issue, my glucose level has been high, nd av been said to have gesyational Diabetes, pls does anyone has a first hand experience, i dnt take sugary things, thanks. Pls Help with info cos ryt nw am disturbed. Thanks

whats your weight, it was said to be common with women of high weight,i had it too but mine wasn't so high,i really didn't do anything about it.

[quote author=Harphorlarsadeh post=47602110]Hii everyone, congratulations to all d mamas DAT av downloaded.

Oya make una shift closer come hear wetin God don do.
Someone I know put to bed yesterday after ttcing for 7 years. She married late, now she is almost forty. the doctors had told her DAT she would deliver through C.S but she said she would have V.D by faith (long Tori). Fastword to labour room, d baby became distress during d course of labour. as she made to push d baby out, she was declared DEAD on arrival and was already black. when d mother heard she was not stable to comprehend what d doctors said as she herself was loosing strength and they were battling to save her life.

They reached out to prophets and men of God and people started interceding for her. The baby was put in a bath and sorrow had taken over d atmosphere, d doctor was even said to be weeping when all of a sudden, d baby sneezed to life after thirty minutes of being lifeless.
Who says there is no God. God still performs miracle as of old. He woke d dead

Lesson learnt: C.S is not a bad thing, in fact it saves from stories that touch the heart.

I felt like posting this to encourage those of us that are looking to God for fruits of the womb. Your testimony will shake the world. cheers
Team September[/overdo,
chukwuemeka, Jehovah overdo, he is just too awesome, same miracle happened to me

funmz:
Good evening mums, at my ANC visit today my doctor said she will induce me at 40 weeks because she doesn't want me to go overdue like the last time. When i discussed with my mum (who is a nurse), she was against the idea of an induction because of the last outcome (respiratory distress and death). So now, i'm torn between going with my doctor or waiting for labor which might not come hence making me overdue and ending up with an induction. C.S is out of the question due to finances. Pls mums,i need your advice. I have less than 10 weeks to go.

hnmmmm 10 weeks is still long if you are not placed on bed rest try and do exercises that can naturally induce labour,that medical induction is painful ooooo,+ it also keeps mother and child in distress,few minutes before my baby came out they couldn't hear his heart beat after 15 hours induction, it was just God ooo,me am so scared of that induction,unless you've done it before like you said,even at that