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Health / Re: Masturbation: I Think I Have PE And ED, I'm Just 20 by Melvinsofty: 11:38am On Jul 05, 2018
get a girlfriend man u need one badly..and fvck that shit of pe or ed u are getting yourself worked up..limit your online time and increase your offline time very important
Computers / Re: Lenovo Yoga 211 360° Touchscreen by Melvinsofty: 11:48pm On Jun 24, 2018
How much
Computers / Re: In Need Of A Laptop by Melvinsofty: 8:52pm On Jun 22, 2018
phazotron:
i have dell, and lenovo you can choose from.......call or whatsapp 08101735087 if interested
Your location please
Computers / Re: In Need Of A Laptop by Melvinsofty: 8:51pm On Jun 22, 2018
Razak5:


Hello.
So you have anyone in Lagos who can come and check the laptop, confirm before sending it to you?

I've got great offers.

*cheers *



Call or WhatsApp on 08128714767
Nah I don't have anyone I can trust there
Computers / In Need Of A Laptop by Melvinsofty: 4:08pm On Jun 22, 2018
Pls guys I need a laptop in ph or delta fairly used 4gig ram and above 500hd..
Celebrities / Re: Ronke Oshodi-Oke Slams Her Colleagues Who Flaunt Cars And Houses On Social Media by Melvinsofty: 1:24pm On Jun 22, 2018
Na so
Education / Re: Medicine And Surgery: Is It Worth The Attention It Gets? by Melvinsofty: 9:33am On Apr 19, 2018
Front page material mods please...I had the same idea in my secondary school then..
Crime / Re: Warri Sex Worker Fights A Client For Refusing To Give Her N2k After “Short Time" by Melvinsofty: 9:16am On Apr 19, 2018
Preeeeek...nor dey ever get sense till e don chop food..see belle and person still climb

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Romance / Re: Lady Who Jokingly Asked I Buy Her Panties by Melvinsofty: 9:22am On Apr 13, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin..so na pant make her change dp..
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Betrayed Me(pls Any Free Medical Centre In Warri) by Melvinsofty: 3:18pm On Apr 12, 2018
Michael781:

Aiit may the good lord be with u grin





no wahala baba.. I go update u...cuz I never dy see symptoms since 2 months na..but I go test between Saturday or Sunday!!
Celebrities / Re: Real Or Fake? See The Ass of a 18years old girl Causing Commotions On Instagram by Melvinsofty: 11:38am On Apr 12, 2018
MistadeRegal:


I don't share your view.
I don't stare at female asses because it's nothing.
I admire their intelligence, knowledge, understanding and their godliness.
I just wonder what some guys die over in the so called butt and boobs.
Most of those carrying oversize butts and boobs are empty headed.
Bullshit.
If you like have the largest butt in the world, it doesn't impress or catch my attention.
But you'd catch my attention if you're any of what I listed or even all.

Na intelligence dey make your deek stand..story story

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Betrayed Me(pls Any Free Medical Centre In Warri) by Melvinsofty: 10:37am On Apr 12, 2018
Oboy your agbada don hang for barb wire..same thing almost happened to me during my service year..three months no pvssy finally met this girl in Secretariat..first time was with condom after the shooking babe start to suck ma deek she pull out the condom men the feeling was mad..omo as I want bathf for morning the next day na different pimples I see for ma balls na so cold catch me..God I burn money that period from one drug to the other augmenting penicillin and so many others even enter local..shit my sex life die once.. 2015 was a bad year...since then man e nor get as u tight reach condom must involve..bro vist the nearest test clinic know wasup
Before u treat yourself..to be a player one veneral disease must catch u..just pray make e nor be HIV or staph cos staph dey hardly cure sef
Romance / Re: Microscopic View Of A Vagina(Pu$$¥) by Melvinsofty: 1:18pm On Apr 04, 2018
Na wetin i dey shook my hand put be this..na wow o

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Crime / Re: Two Cultists Nabbed On Their Way To Wreck Havoc In Port-Harcourt University.PICS by Melvinsofty: 5:34pm On Feb 24, 2018
captainbell:
I hope someday the south south and south east people will realise that cultism doesn't pay. Most south south guys starting from Ekpoma, Benin (Edo) to Sapele, warri, Asaba (Delta) to PH, Bayesla etc are cultist and to make matter worst they even boast openly about being a cultist. I could remember when I was serving in Anambra , those PH corp members openly boast of either being a member of Vikings, buccaneer or Alora, they see it has been normal. I hope this two will rot in the ugliest part of PH prison.... Awon omo ale jatijati

Just see how u dey portray your foolishness online so na only south cultists dey.. Lagos Ogun osun when eiye nor go let person hear word na south south too..

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Romance / Re: Look At What A Girl Wore To Effurun Market Today by Melvinsofty: 1:08pm On Feb 24, 2018
Viicfuntop:


Yes I admit I was wrong. I should have ended it there. Once in a way I like looking for trouble but it is mostly innocent trouble. I just don’t like when a guy slutshame a woman.
Most of the friends I have made in this forum was actually due to them. I am not proud of them, but I am a stubborn girl cry. I apologise to anyone who might have found my words “uncouth”. Neeklaus, I need a tamer.

Apology accepted and try to be less stubborn.. It pays a lot talking from experience
Celebrities / Re: Efe's Freestyle That Got Nigerians Talking (Video) by Melvinsofty: 12:59pm On Feb 24, 2018
The freestyle tight but bad Belle pipo go still bad mouth ham.. Efe carry on believe in yourself nothing else matter

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Romance / Re: Look At What A Girl Wore To Effurun Market Today by Melvinsofty: 12:53pm On Feb 24, 2018
Viicfuntop:


Man I pointed out something that was wrong. What’s wrong with you all. No one is talking about what made me point it out, but me continuing in the argument. Really?
Yes, I should just sit and let someone call me a love peddler.
Whatever you think of me, that’s your problem. Only if someone here is fair. Say it as it is. He was wrong also and so was I. Don’t expect a behavior from one sex, and ignore a bad from the other. Today is Saturday. marvin906, melvinsofty.

@vicfuntop am not pointing the blame at you only. But u should have ignored him when it resulted to the uncouth words.. Silence most times is the best way
Romance / Re: Look At What A Girl Wore To Effurun Market Today by Melvinsofty: 12:21pm On Feb 24, 2018
bellonen:


Viicfuntop is an inbred bitch that lacks manners, I am sure her parents tolled same path; or more she must be a product of a broken home.

It's poor of two adults throwing insults at their parents in a public forum it shows how low they are

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Romance / Re: Look At What A Girl Wore To Effurun Market Today by Melvinsofty: 11:37am On Feb 24, 2018
Omo see quarrel propanet and vicfuntop no more respect for parents... At least fight without involving them haba

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Romance / Re: Ladies What Is The Colour Of Pant You Are Currently Wear by Melvinsofty: 11:12pm On Feb 21, 2018
Bunch of horni faggs... Conji is real e dey on 4g for nairaland
Family / Re: "How My Friend Tried To Destroy My Matrimonial Home" - Woman Reveals by Melvinsofty: 4:57pm On Feb 21, 2018
Man Don chop bank tire I'm brain Don return to factory settings

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Education / Re: Drop An English That Will Move Mountains And Dry Up River Niger. Mine Is? by Melvinsofty: 4:46pm On Feb 21, 2018
Please stop covering me I want to see what they are saying

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Phones / Re: Techno K7 For Sale At #30k by Melvinsofty: 10:09pm On Jan 13, 2018
Danielomisco:
the deal doesnt cut.why will i use transport go to Ikorodu to buy a second used phne why wunt I just use d transport add 1k and get brand new
Lol this guy u are wicked.. Help a brother out abeg

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Nairaland / General / Jumia Refund by Melvinsofty: 11:08am On Jan 13, 2018
hi everyone i just want to show my appreciation to this guy bamise he is a jumia agent i met him on this forum...i ordered a phone on jumia on the 24 of nov and it was cancelled since then av been unable to get my money back..i saw a post on jumia and i saw the way he was defending them i chatted him up..he asked for my card details and the rest at first i wanted to block him...but i decided to give him a trial i transferred the money in that account to another account then i sent him the details yester night i got an alert from my bank jumia finally paid my money back..bamise am saying a big thank you
Romance / Re: Men Ehn... Fear Them (photo) by Melvinsofty: 9:40pm On Jan 12, 2018
iamJ:
any woman ke?
u carry mirror look urself and u expect a man to be faithful to you?
abeg park well
Chisos she offend you before

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Business / Re: N5m Goods From Cotonou Destroyed As Boat Capsized At Bonny Jetty In Rivers State by Melvinsofty: 4:17pm On Jan 11, 2018
I just sorry for the catering company when give this foolish man goods to deliver

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Phones / Re: Tecno WX4 Pro Complete Phone Specifications And Price by Melvinsofty: 10:37am On Jan 08, 2018
bamac:
Please stop that if it is joke, you don't know the effect of what you have just written, check everything about my service even to nairalanders that made transactions with me they know scamming isn't what i do, i have dignity to protect. I only made an error saying the device we are talking about here, but that price is for the one without pro as the one with pro isn't available yet.
Hi I sent you a pm need your assistance
Business / Re: Crayfish Exportation by Melvinsofty: 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2017
Sorry for the late reply i live in port but I work in eket
Business / Re: Crayfish Exportation by Melvinsofty: 7:50am On Dec 28, 2017
JustCalMeDBoss:

Drop ur number mine is 07068456953 whatsapp
okay 0806 415 9964
Business / Crayfish Exportation by Melvinsofty: 6:14pm On Dec 27, 2017
Please guys I need your help my work made me got access to large quantity of crayfish and fish..am thinking of exporting them out of this country..but I don't really know how..I really need more information.. House please help a brother out
Sports / Re: Zina Anumudu: "This Photo With Thierry Henry Was The Best Birthday Gift Ever" by Melvinsofty: 3:11pm On Dec 19, 2017
Terminator1234g:
Those boobs dey like the loot way abacha loot
but this your meme na die o..jesus see face

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