MrCrackles:

Good job. . . .I wouldav been more excited if it was the prick and the balls that got bitten off!

LOL. That could have been possible if the pregnant woman offered to give him a Mouth Action instead of a french kiss.

I am so glad I was born on JULY 11th.
I couldnt have chosen any other day (if I had a choice).

This pastor just dey enjoy the figure-8 woman.

Divorce or no divorce. - BODY NO BE FIREWOOD!!!

Una wan make congi kill the man of GOD?

Hey guys, Today is my Birthday.

I am willing to take 218,219 Nairaland members out for lunch.

Contact me If you are interested.

More USD cash

US dollars

More USD cash,

US dollars

oge4real:

what a pity
may he reap what he sowed here on earth.

What makes u think it is a pity?

It is better to die and be with the Lord than to suffer illness in this world.

Ziggy_mama:

sad

There is one thing tho,death can come for u anywhere,anyhow n when ever.cud b in another man's country,Yr country,his livin room,her bedroom,their kitchen. . . .anywhere.So it is not a question of not bein safe in ones country, but prayin to d  the Lord our soul to guide n keep alive every day.


May their brave souls rest in perfect peace.    

Yes o. Death is the inevitable end of every physcial living being.

It will come when it will come. Maximum of 70 - 100 years.

Just pray you are ready for it when it comes.

This life is just a passing phase.

Dis Guy:

any lesbian scene?

The censor board will not allow the movie to be released, if it has any X-rated scenes.

davidif:

All Nigerians should boycott British Airways.

All Nigerians should boycott UK visa
All Nigerians should boycott British Embassy
All Nigerians should boycott British Pounds ££££
All Nigerians should boycott British Schools and Universities
All Nigerians should boycott British friends
All Nigerians (in UK) should boycott UK and come back to Naija.
All Nigerians should boycott

ROTFLMAO

Believe it or not. Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women! Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman, Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now, I never looked at it this way before: MEN tal illness, MENstrual cramps, MEN tal breakdown, MENopause. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

To all the women that read this, May it brighten their day.

For all the men that have a great sense of humour,

I went to Heathrow on the day of the incident in the eve to see someone going on teh BA flight to Abuja and the Check-in lady related her own version of the story in explaning why the abuja flight was so full was cos the lagos passengers had to be put on the abuja flight having been asked to get off their own morning flight cos "they teamed up and demanded that a deportee shul not be deported, cos the deportee was shouting that he didn't want to go"

I was a bit amused though was wondering as the solidarity moves by the passengers n whether Police officers were not in attendance. At least now I've heard the story from a 'participant' s' mouth. Na wah oh, God give us the strength to stand up f0r our people for once.

Some people still dey confused as Seun rearrange the nairaland business section.

I was thinking he had deleted it for some reasons,

who cares

Cadbury PLC, AWD, Union Registrars and them people don hear nwiii.

Hope this serves as a lesson to other dubious companies in NSE.

Nigerians be careful with all the insider trading, Private Placements, Rights offers etc.

Capoil and Afroil case still pending.

All that glitters is not gold.

nwando:

I'm sure you understand I was just kidding.
Cheating is inexcusable but it's not unforgivable,neither should the perpetrator be stoned to death.
That's just my point.

Good point.
I remember a bible story about a woman that was caught in adultery. (meanwhile the man that shagged her was not caught)
She was to be stoned to death, but Jesus asked for the person without sin to cast the first stone (some people are casting their stone on this thread).
They all dropped their stones and disappeared starting from the oldest guy.

No matter how dark the sin is, THANK GOD THERE IS FORGIVENESS.

@ poster, if your ex would not forgive and forget. GOD HAS FORGIVEN YOU.

Go and sin no more.

buyers beware!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Subject: Stock Market


Once upon a time in a Nigerian village, a man appeared and
announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys
for N10.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys
around, went out to the forest and started catching
them.

The man bought thousands at N10 and as supply started
to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He
further announced that he would now buy at N20. This
renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people
started going back to their farms. The offer rate
increased to N25 and the supply of monkeys became so
little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let
alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at
N50! However, since he had to go to the city on some
business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of
him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the
villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage
that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at
N35 and when the man returns from the city, you can
sell it to him for N50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and
bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only
monkeys everywhere!! !

Welcome to the "Stock" Market!!!!!

People, when is WEMA getting out of TS?

grabdbull:

If to say threads on Nairaland dey appreciate for price as determined by demand and supply, this thread for be the most expensive stock thread for Nairaland

Thats a good idea. If Nairaland do PP or IPO, it will be OVER-subscribed. (just like this thread)

The whole of NSE has gone hay-wire. Stocks without fundamentals are increasing in price while those with good fundamentals are not moving.

HERD BULLS MENTALITY?

maneasy:

SEC Probes 6 Firms Over Shady Dealings

The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has begun investigations into the activities of six companies over allegations of price manipulation and other sharp practices aimed at ripping-off investors.

The Commission, in a statement on Thursday signed by Lanre Oloyi of its corporate affairs department, gave the names as
1. African Petroleum Plc (AP);
2. Big Treat Plc;
3. Afroil Plc
4. First Aluminum Plc;
5. Capital Oil Plc; and
6. IPWA Plc.

SEC vowed to deal decisively with any operator found culpable of price manipulation or insider dealing.

It reminded all operators that insider dealing was a criminal offence in the capital market and urged them to always operate within the confines of the rules to ensure transparency and integrity of the market.


DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF ANY COMPANY WITH POSSIBLE LINKS TO SUCH PRACTICES? KINDLY WRITE TO OUR INVESTIGATIONS UNIT FOR MORE WORK - news@proshareng.com

Lets watch and see the effect of this news or investigation on the affected stocks.

@Stock gurus, between Goldlink and universal insurance which is better for CICO.

In the United States
The insider trading laws prohibit buying or selling stock when you have inside information.

Inside information is any material non-public information that could affect a company's stock price if it were publicly known.
At work, you may learn information about the company that has the potential to affect its stock price. Or you might learn similar information about a supplier, customer, or business partner.

If this information is not known to the public, it is considered inside information. Buying or selling stock while you have this information—and before it is available to the public—is a violation of the insider trading laws.

Under the federal securities laws, the penalties for insider trading are very severe, including large financial penalties and even prison terms.

If you learn inside information about a company, you cannot buy or sell stock in that company until the information is publicly disclosed and has had time to be absorbed by the market. This rule applies even if you are not an employee of the company.

Some examples of inside information include:
1. a planned acquisition or merger
2. financial information, like earnings estimates, increases or declines in sales, or liquidity problems
3. significant expansion or curtailment of operations
4. a government investigation or lawsuit against the company—or a settlement that ends an investigation or lawsuit
5. changes in key management personnel
Remember: you should always maintain the confidentiality of any inside information—or confidential information—about your company or its business partners,


NSE Stock Gurus, Do we have such laws in Nigeria?

Afroil (Market Psychology)
Eterna Oil (Market Psychology)

@ Risky, What is market psychology?

D__D:

Did shapey complain about FGM? How did it suddenly become a topic of discussion?

I wonder o.

D reloaded was so determined to change this thread to FGM.

If she has some scores to settle with Josh, she should go to the FGM thread.

Wetin concern shapey, her hubby and amsky with FGM and FGC?

NSE gurus,
TS on Costain was lifted yesterday, whats your take on this stock?

@ d reloaded, do not change the topic.

@ Shapey and amsky, I am looking forward to your last post on this thread.

That will show you have everything under control God is in Control.

Jisike. Chukwu gozie unu.

can anyone tell me if the following stocks are good buy at these prices

Lasaco @ 3.00

Unity Bank @ 5.96

Transcorp @ 4.20

EcoBank @ 8.20

Consider i am in for short-term

I dont think these stocks are short term candidates,