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^^^ LMAO @ "funky banters"

peacettw:
This started recently n i'm yet to figure out whether it's d mid age crisis everyone keeps talking about. [b]My husband has lost d ability to pee straight into d toilet. [/b]Each time, i enter d restroom, i see puddles of yellow colored liquid on the toilet seat, floor and sometimes the bathroom sides. I'm still yet to approach him wit this since I'm still shell shocked. Secondly, the man is allergic to most foods humans eat. He reacts to it by having diarrhea every morning. Sometimes, he comes back from work unexpectedly rushing into d toilet to spend another session there. Once, he told me dt on his way to his workplace, he was forced to stop at a nearby bush to shyte! It was funny but disturbing. Is it my food? It can't be cos my kids and i don't have diarrhea, Mmmh, still wondering

As wide as the toilet is, your hubby still misses the target.
However, I am sure he will never lose his ability to fu-ck straight.
Even if you blindfold him, his koboko will not miss that small target inbetween your legs.

Check out this,
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-512827.0.html

and this,

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-563962.0.html

ARIK AIR is an investment that was established and funded with stolen wealth.
The law of Karma will soon catch up with them.

Very soon this thread will be 1 month old.
And as the days go by, the baby in the womb is growing and smiling.
His/her life and future is in the hands of Arun, 33yr Old lady, her sister, and the randy husband.
To abort or not to abort, His/her life is hanging on a balance.

God help the unborn child.

soochukwu:
It is true that Arik air owe salaries till the 16th or 23thd of the next month,but for those who want to get the other side of the story,this post came a little late,the november salary was paid on or shortly before 11th of november.i read through people`s opinion concerning Arik air in general and i do agree with you a great deal,Arik air is basically mis-managed though they have the capacity to be the best air line in Nigeria,first dedicated staff,aircrafts are new,i know 70% of Arik fleets are brand new no doubt about that,Arik can be good if the management can pay their staff on the original agreement which is 28th of every month,as for the staff i say thumb`s up because they give their best,they take Arik as their own except for the management that is mischievous.

Tell yourself the truth.
Most arik customers have seriously complained bitterly about the pathetic customer service dished out by the airline's employees (both local and International routes).
Is Arik management doing anything to address this?

Who cares.

Even prostytutes and porn.stars get married. So what d heck.
Abeg make una leave the girl alone.

Cheating Indian husband. LOL.
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OMG!!!
Are people (especially  cheaters) still having unprotected se.x these days?
Imagine if guy in question really has HIV and they are all not aware.
That would mean the lady's husband may also have been infected.

Double wahala for dead body!!

Ooopps!!!
What goes around, come around
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-563962.0.html

I know my redeemer liveth.
Yes He is the Father of the fatherless.
Thank you Lord

I never said this was about me lol.

Also, I never mentioned in the OP that it was a relationship, I just stated they both like each other a lot.

Trust female nairalanders to try and find meaning and motives for every thing.

Ujujoan, have you ever been in a similar situation where distance was a barrier? If yes, how did you cope?

STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF AND CALL A SPADE A SPADE.
If there is no relationship, and only a "like each other a lot" friendship, then the guy does not have any business telling her to sleep with anyone.
And if there is a relationship, i mean they both agreed to date each other exclusively, the guy is still wrong for asking her to sleep around just because of distance barrier. SO TELL YOURSELF THE TRUTH.

fab.j:
ah! OMG i really enjoy this letter and i feel like reading it again. IBB ther's nothing 4 u man, sory papa.

IBB is innocent until proven guilt in a court of law. lol @ gap-toothed IBB.
Please allow him to campaign and contest elections. Let him squander some of the funds he stole from Nigeria.
Gradually, he is getting broke by the day. And he never made any reasonable investments with his loot.
Dokpesi and all those supporting him are only there for the money and their own selfish reasons.
Who is fooling who?

The naval ratings, nigerian police, mopol, the nigerian army - they are all the same trigger-happy animals.

The girl that was brutalised by naval rating in lagos some 2 years ago was lucky to have video evidence and her dad was also an ex-army officer.
As a result she had support and backing to fight her case. She later got cash compenstaion for the brutality.

Now Tekena may not have the video evidence or the support from any powers-that-be to get justice.
The police even came and left without doing anything because they are birds of the same feathers. Brothers in crime.

May God save us from these criminals in the nigerian armed forces.

MAYOWAAK:
Information from the grapevine has it that his real name is BABATUNDE AREMU AMOS ADAMS from Ogbomosho in Oyo State

You mean FIFA does not know his real name?
He suggested 2 instalments on the deal, half before and half after the voting.
The guy na professional ole. He is so good at taking bribe and kickbacks.

Ibori + Ibru = IBORU
They are having an affair?

dexter1983:
actions speaks louder dan words, can i get your email please, for d result.i never wanted to sell the system but i just want to giv it out to few hands(mayb 5) cos its a 4lif machine, only fools denies PROOFS, POST UE EMAIL IF U NEED D RESULT!

Bros, which action are you talking about? You don't have to prove a point to anyone.
Either POST THE PROOFS AND RESULT HERE ON NAIRALAND FOR ALL TO SEE OR YOU CHOP YOUR FX MONEY ALONE.

Is anyone into Non-oil exporting business exporting through Onne port in Port Harcourt?
Kindly share your experiences, or email me on nugbade@yahoo.com

omg!

OMG!!!
Was this how we came into this world?
Our mothers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvyV1zrvr6g&feature=fvsr

NIGERIA vs MARADONA again

NIGERIA Vs ARGENTINA again??

Close the account and open with Zenith Bank.

I hv never experience such BS in Zenith bank.

@poster, is this supposed to be the step leading to the roof?
Is the water storage tank on the roof?
Please explain.

Who knows if Federer or Nadal are not using banned drugs now,

Later they will start confessing as if the are honest people.

In March 09, Gasquet tested positive for cocaine, he explained that he inadvertently consumed the drug after kissing a woman who had consumed it at a party.. Good idea, right?

To confirm this the woman should
1. bring a very ugly and shapeless h-girl.
2. Then inform the h-girl of what the hubby may likely attempt.
3. Then instruct her to record any advances from the hubby on audio tape.

If caught on tape then the man cannot deny.