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LEGITLAYO:
Y'all be sharing wack stories here.

I attended command secondary school ipaja lagos. .
And the craziest shii I did out of all crazy things, was to slap a soldier.
Yea I slapped a soldier,
Before y'all think I'm a badass nigga.
It was actually a gross mistake.


I was skipping night prep then. And the hostel doors were locked. Those that attended comlag know murderless dormitory.

So an alarm was raised that soldiers had come to catch boys that were skipping prep.

As a sharp guy that I was, I quickly booked the nearest window.
The building was two stories, but we had deviced a way of climbing down without any injuries.

As I was about climbing down, I saw a classmate of mine below, he started whyning me telling me that he'll drag me down if I attempted to climb down from the window.

I had wanted to pee on his head, but it would have wasted my time and maybe I would have been caught.

I started climbing down without looking below.
I actually thought the crazy boy was still there,
Suddenly someone dragged my leg and I came crashing down.

In my anger I gave the dirtiest slap I would ever give anybody in this life.

Omg the face was so strong and bigger than my hand.

I knew very well it wasn't a boy's face.

Lo and behold.
I slapped a soldier.

The story of what happened to me that night is for another day.... .

I went to Comlag too......
Damn!!!! We nor fit try am during my time O! That was cold blooded O!!!
U slap soldier? What set were U in,anyway??

Dayuuuuuuummmmm!!!! She's f**cking UGLY!!!!!

Please,is it too late for me to apply

Bootleg version of "Waiting To Exhale"......

Nairaland need better MODS...... Somebody tell me why this made FP

obontami:
[size=20pt] this girl toto go sweet sha


Na this kind girl toto dey do mueeh if u put prick

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Obontami!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tolexy007:
all i can see here is the faces of new oloshos in town

More or less like new oloshos for South West politicians and agbero Kingpins......

Una nor dey sleep for Nairaland

OrlandoOwoh:
I love the list. The anger of the wailers has to do with the names of Fashola and Amaechi in the list. Metuh is angry because Lai Muhammed will continue to bash him.

Please,shut up!!!!!

Omotolu:
...don't expect Nigerian artists to dish out any meaningful songs...

True dat!!!!

Make my prick nor stand again for the remainder of my life if I click the link for that video.......

alaricsaltzman:
Wtf!!! Hahaha!! I can't begin to imagine the look on the woman's face when she realizes she had been the incompetent one all along. If I were I the guy, I would just walk out without saying a word.

Or maybe it's just transfer of aggression. Her bf dumped her or she caught her husband cheating or both

Trust me,that's always the case with women being irritant like this.

Hmmmmm......
I remember when she was into runs way back then in festac. Her market been dey sell wella then. I can vividly recollect the day I f**ked her and her friend,Thelma......
3some tins

*Devin the Dude's voice*....... The power of the Kitty-Cat.!!!!!!