₦airaland Forum

StealthIdeals:
'Stalker', not 'stucker', okay? 'Idle', not 'idol'. Get a life!

these prove u re jobless I left that for u to correct and u fell 4 it... Indeed you are truly jobless. ... should I give u my twitter handler so you would follow meeeee...

StealthIdeals:
Hey, womanizer! You should be ashamed of yourself that a whole NYSC member can't write good English. I have no doubt that you are a product of 'OLUWOLE' certificate. Can you swear with your life that they didn't give you 'expo' before you could pass SSCE? Whatever company offers you employment is doomed to fail. Wherever you go, the aura of badluck around your personality will reek to the high heaven. The day you stop reasoning with your anus will mark the turnarround in your life, nitwit. Now lecture time is over, get a bottle of 'kunu' and choke on it, transgender.

like seriously you again should I call you a sTucker or my fan .... (Karma) what's goes around comes around i wish u no harm i don't even know you but i see you are indeed jobless. There is these saying an idol man is always an instrument for the Devil i hope you are not peace be on to you.

StealthIdeals:
No wonder! 'Must Ear'? Or 'Must Hear'? What a fool I'm dealing with!

lol A Normal Person having dealings to with a Fool is also a big FOOl

StealthIdeals:
With this nonsense you wrote, must you create topics on Nairaland? '...rest of us would be died(sic) by now', do you call this English, nicompoop? '...susidy removal money(sic)...', are you sick or what?

well if you think am sick you could also be my doctor..

StealthIdeals:
It's 'Instead', not 'intend', muggin.

You know why I like naira land there are a lot of jobless Nigerians online looking for innocent victims to transfer there frustration on. I hope you are not one of them.

StealthIdeals:
'call up will be SEND to schs'? Smh.

During my time call up letter was sent to my school I didn't pay the 4000 naira during registration but now payment of the money is compulsory.

StealthIdeals:
It's good to know you conceded the defeat like your master, Jona. Next time, you should try the children section of Nairaland 'cause it's obvious you can't match up with the typo-eloquence of your masters here. Thank you.

funny u try .... since u re jobless It's best you go into comedy. ... let me see what name will they call u (I they hungry) oloshi

StealthIdeals:
Your own version of English is horrible. You scored zero in tenses, punctuation, and capitalization of first alphabets of words that start a sentence. Upgrade, please.

I see how jobless you are take note of (,?:;') where your mate are making money

The truth is that when people are not happy with the government they will definitely cry for change and that's what we are seeing change....

my local government inspector also messed up during the PVC distribution only girls he liked was selected for the distribution of PVC and they are working in school been payed too a why we the local government workers who where idol where not selected a petition was writing against him and he was quickly change .... well done

You where drank and he took advantage of it. I don't blame you. tell your boss the truth and free your mind

if these story is true then seriously our beloved country is Finished. playing politics suffering the masses. I remember when our fore fathers practice communalism being your brothers keeper. now they Dont care about the masses interest intend they care about special interest.

am currently serving now and your ppa can also be worked its very seeing work your service to that state then in camp look for someone who can work your posting to area close to the company or better still that person who work your NySC to a particular state can influence your posting to that company but if you are posted to another place tell then to reject you then go that company and get an acceptance letter. or call me I will explain better 08039247443. d company can also write to NySC requesting for corpers specifically you

these days fashion have getting into peoples head they enjoy being naked now. they are now taking fashion going back in the days when Adam and eve where naked in the garden of Eden. your outfit tells more about you and advertised who you are.

I strongly believe in change but I know our current political structure is based on corruption . if change is to come we ourselves must cry for it want it and deserve it. you keep shouting PDP and APC I see them as corrupt parties with no go ideology. Only we Nigerian can fight for change... our educational system is gradually fading away no chair no good building. I wonder where we are heading to what a mess

impeccablerose: According to their website, pick up of call up letters is at their office in Abuja. Imagine!

call up will be send to schs

impeccablerose: According to their website, pick up of call up letters is at their office in Abuja. Imagine!

call up letters will be send to schs

priscaoge: Oga did u read what u just typed before posting

may be i should put it simple for u Jesus christ perform so may miracle heal d sick feed 5000 people make blind see does who can walk he made them walk also lazacrus died for 3day nd he brought back lazarus back to life y cant T B Joshua raise those who died hope u understand now

priscaoge: Oga did u read what u just typed before posting

if letter t dont make u understand my post then i sorry 4 u every1 make mistake so add t infront of can u will understand d grammer welll

priscaoge: Oga did u read what u just typed before posting

if letter t dont make u understand my post then i sorry 4 u every1 make mistake so add t infront of can u will understand d grammer welll

leftone: I have only one question...DOES NYSC NOW GENERATE ITS OWN INTERNAL REVENUEi thought it was a federal government parastatal with a budget. Why not include it in their budget
no excuse can be given in my own opinion...

i dont think dey generate there own revenue

priscaoge: My friends paid 1k for both printing and d registration.

to print ur call up urself its 4k u will have to pay ur friend just did a normal registration without paying the 4000 so ur friend will go to sch to collect his call up later

Treasuredlove: A good idea, but how much is the printing?

4000 big money u know

but come to think of it ooo sabi jesus bring back dead people to life why can he do the same or that miracle pass him power with faith he can move mountain bah

our forefathers live.long.mostly they depend.on.leafs when
they were sick there was nothing like.drugs its time we research our forest to know the.various plant we have and.what help benefit. we can get from.it u never can tell d cure to some of these sickness lies somewhere right in d forest beging and patiently waiting for someone to explore and discover it how useful a particular plant is

yes dey all work but lime is beta for fair people cos it remove black spot too

THE WATCHTOWER NOVEMBER 2014

COVER SUBJECT | IS SATAN REAL?
Does Satan Exist?

“I grew up in El Salvador. When I was disobedient, my mother would say, ‘The Devil is coming to get you!’ And I would reply, ‘Let him come!’ I believed in God, but not in Satan.”—ROGELIO.

Do you agree with young Rogelio? Which of the following opinions seems reasonable to you?

Satan is not real; he is just a symbolic representation of evil.

Satan exists, but he has little interest in humans.

Satan is a powerful spirit creature who exerts great influence on mankind.

Each of those views has its supporters, perhaps millions of them. But does it really matter which view is accurate? Well, if Satan does not exist, those who accept him as real are misled. If Satan exists but is not interested in humans, many are cautious or even fearful without reason. However, if Satan is a deceptive manipulator, then he is more dangerous than most people imagine.

Let us examine how the Holy Scriptures answer these questions: What or who is Satan—a symbol of evil or a spirit person? If he is a person, is Satan a danger to you? If so, how can you protect yourself?

Is Satan Just a Symbol of Evil?


It is fairly easy to assert that the Satan we read about in the Bible is merely a symbol of all that is evil. But is that really what the Bible teaches? If so, why does the Bible describe Satan as speaking with Jesus Christ and with Almighty God himself? Consider two instances of such conversations.

WHEN SATAN SPOKE WITH JESUS
When Jesus began his ministry, the Devil tried to entice him with three temptations. First, Satan endeavored to pressure Jesus to use his God-given powers in a selfish way to satisfy his own hunger. Then, the Devil dared Jesus to risk his life foolishly and draw attention to himself. Finally, Satan offered Jesus rulership over all the kingdoms of the world in return for one small act of worship. Jesus rebuffed all three clever attacks, each time quoting the Scriptures.—Matthew 4:1-11; Luke 4:1-13.

To whom was Jesus talking? To an evil quality within himself? According to the Scriptures, Jesus “has been tested in all respects as we have, but without sin.” (Hebrews 4:15) The Bible also says: “He committed no sin, nor was deception found in his mouth.” (1 Peter 2:22) Jesus remained perfect, holding to a course of integrity. He never let any evil quality develop within himself. Clearly, Jesus was not talking to some evil part of himself; he was talking to a real person.

The same conversation reveals further evidence that Satan is a real person.

Recall that the Devil offered Jesus worldwide rulership in return for an act of worship. (Matthew 4:8, 9) This offer would have been meaningless if Satan were not real. Furthermore, Jesus did not question Satan’s claim to such impressive authority.
After Jesus rejected the temptations, the Devil “departed from him until another convenient time.” (Luke 4:13) Does Satan in this case seem like a quality of evil or, rather, a persistent, determined adversary?
Notice that “angels came and began to minister” to Jesus. (Matthew 4:11) Were those angels actual spirit persons, providing encouragement and practical assistance to Jesus? Clearly so. Why, then, should we assume that Satan was something other than an actual spirit being?
WHEN SATAN SPOKE WITH GOD
Our second instance involves the account of the God-fearing man Job. That record recounts two conversations between the Devil and God. In both cases, God praised Job for his integrity. Satan asserted that Job served God only for selfish reasons, insinuating that God was buying Job’s loyalty. In effect, the Devil claimed to know Job better than God did. Jehovah allowed Satan to rob Job of his possessions, his children, and even his health. * In time, it became obvious that Jehovah was right about Job, and Satan was proved a liar. God blessed Job for his integrity.—Job 1:6-12; 2:1-7.

In those conversations between God and Satan, was Jehovah speaking to an evil quality within himself? The Bible says: “The way of the true God is perfect.” (2 Samuel 22:31) God’s Word also says: “Holy, holy, holy is Jehovah God, the Almighty.” (Revelation 4: Holy means pure, sacred, set apart from sin. Jehovah is perfect and flawless. He simply cannot have any evil characteristics.

Satan’s conversation with God brought real consequences to the man Job
Still, some might argue that even Job was not an actual person, so the whole conversation was allegorical. But does that argument make sense? Other Bible texts indicate that Job was a real person. For example, at James 5:7-11, we find that Job is used as an example to motivate Christians to endure hard times and as a comforting reminder that Jehovah rewards such endurance. What force would that example have if Job were not a real person and the attacks from Satan, only fictitious? Furthermore, at Ezekiel 14:14, 20, Job is included with Noah and Daniel in the list of three righteous men. Like Noah and Daniel, Job was an actual person, a man of great faith. If Job was real, must not his attacker, the source of his persecution, have been real as well?

Clearly, the Bible presents Satan as a real spirit person. You might wonder, though, ‘Does he present any danger to me and my family today in this modern world?’

WHAT ABOUT OUR TIME?
Imagine that a group of criminals suddenly flooded into your city. Obviously, personal safety and neighborhood morals would decline. Now consider a similar scenario: Satan and his demons—real spirit beings who, like Satan, rebelled against God—are suddenly confined to the earth. What would result? Well, think about what you see on the news locally and internationally.

Do you see an increase in senseless, violent acts, regardless of worldwide attempts to stop them?
Do you see an increase in entertainment featuring spiritism, in spite of the concern of many parents?
Do you see the environment being relentlessly destroyed, despite well-meaning efforts to save it?
Does it seem that something is seriously wrong with society—that some force is pushing mankind toward disaster?
Please note who the Bible says is behind the present trouble: “Down the great dragon was hurled, the original serpent, the one called Devil and Satan, who is misleading the entire inhabited earth; he was hurled down to the earth, and his angels were hurled down with him. . . . Woe for the earth and for the sea, because the Devil has come down to you, having great anger, knowing that he has a short period of time.” (Revelation 12:9, 12) After considering the evidence, many people have concluded that Satan is a dangerous spirit person, one who is actively influencing the world around us.

You might wonder how you can find protection. That is a valid concern. The next article will offer some practical help.


http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/wp20141101/is-satan-real/

Malakh: dem go get am,its a matter of time

them go get what have u ever visited rural rural community before.

a very good move but what happens to the rural dwellers i mean those in the rural areas who are not educated enough what alternative will be provided for them. and i also think internet fraud will increase. its a good moves but also have side effect

The East African (Kenya), by Charles Onyango-Obbo* /
Monday, 18 August 2014
I spent the week in Nigeria’s commercial capital Lagos, and
it is remarkable how Ebola has shaken things up.
The Ebola outbreak that is now sweeping West Africa, and is
considered the worst ever, began in Guinea in February and
has killed 377 people in the country.
It has since spread to Liberia, Sierra Leone and Nigeria,
claiming a total of 1,069 lives by Wednesday, according to
the World Health Organisation.
Nigeria is the least-hit of the countries reporting Ebola, with
the confirmed cases rising to 11, including three deaths.
A friend showed me photos he took with his phone at a high
profile party at the home of one of Nigeria’s richest men
recently. First, they scanned you for weapons — there is still
Boko Haram to worry about — then you went to the next
stop and they ran a thermal image scanner over your forearm
to suss out Ebola.
At an emergency meeting of Nigeria’s state governors and
President Goodluck Jonathan on Ebola, there were no
handshakes. The governors were shown giving each other the
“Ebola clenched-fist salute” to avoid the handshake.
Colleagues who went for a meeting at one of the nation’s
leading banks, were met by a communications officer who
forewarned them that there would be no handshakes, and
said she hoped they would not take offence.
Take offence? No. They were more than happy not to shake
hands.
It is not surprising that one of the highest selling items today
in Nigeria is hand sanitiser. People coming to a meeting ask
for it soon as they walk into the room.
At my Lagos hotel, there were hand sanitisers at every stair
landing and several points on the ground floor.
I walked around with one in my pocket, as did most people.
It is the arrival at the airport though, that presented the most
challenge. So many people pass through, you don’t want to
take chances. At the same time, you don’t wish to arrive in a
country with a mask over your nose and mouth and your
hands in gloves, as you would be telling your hosts that
“your country is infected with disease.”
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. After passing through
the “Ebola checkpoint,” I checked quickly and noticed that
some of the immigration officials had masks and gloves on.
So I whipped out my gloves and mask too.
I have never felt more of an idiot, but no one frowned, so it
made it easier. Well, there was the cab you needed to use to
go places, and you didn’t know who had sat there. Out came
the gloves.
Then to the forex bureau to exchange money, and some of the
Naira notes you get look more deadly than the remains of
someone who died from Ebola. Now that you have touched
the money, you get out the hand sanitiser.
A few minutes later you have to pay for something you have
bought. It is difficult to get the wallet out with gloves on, or
to count the money. So you pull them off again… and with
all that, you still aren’t sure that you managed to dodge the
bullet.
It is both remarkable and shameful, what fear of death can
do to the best of us.
*Charles Onyango-Obbo is editor of Mail & Guardian
Africa.


source www.afrika.no/Detailed/25243.html

how are we sure that man wasnt sent my the US (obama)

islam spread through war thats why boko rahram is voilent nd they choose to kill innocent... both christainity and islam are sold to us its never origin in nigeria and na we carry am for head pass .... d fact is that d bomb was meant for that church in kano why d bomb no blow for d mosque . ... nonsense since boko boys dey bomb have dey ever bomb a mosque before