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congrats to city.

striktlymi:
I am a broke azz guy and I want a lady to experience the romantic side of me that excludes sex.

Is that possible or am I just a dreamer?

op when you are broke you can get a girlfriend but another guy with cash go dey fuc-k your babe for you anyhow.

marieolae:
Its not important at all..

Romance has nothing to do with money, in my opinion.

I actually dated a guy, yeah he was broke. He didn't have the cash to buy all those fancy things..

But I'm telling you, its the little things that count.
The lovely text in the morning, the crazy love poems, calling you just to say " I love you", holding your hand in public etc

Your not dreaming, a lot of nigerian girls love this.

Those things count

and u later dumped him outrightly abi?

Beennkumar:

hahahahahaha


no fear.....i have a girlfriend and she knows my monicker.....therefore ur lady is safe. Just pulling ur leg and her leg....

g

3cycle:
I hate cobwebs....

fvvvck fvvvck woman......make u let ur toto dey rest oooo.

good luvk to them



anoda name for loser is buhari.


E.g.

1. You are a buhari.
2. All buharis shall have consolation prizes.
3. I have buhari my handset.
4. Chelsea buhari their match to newcastle today.
5. Jose mourihno has been buhari-ing to alan pardew in newcastle's stadium.
6. I dont want to buhari my girlfriend to another guy. I love her so much.
7. Someone buhari is book. Buhari but found, careless owner.
8. He buhari is manager in a car accident.

anoda name for loser is buhari.


E.g.

1. You are a buhari.
2. All buharis shall have consolation prizes.
3. I have buhari my handset.
4. Chelsea buhari their match to newcastle today.
5. Jose mourihno has been buhari-ing to alan pardew in newcastle's stadium.
6. I dont want to buhari my girlfriend to another guy. I love her so much.
7. Someone buhari his book. Buhari but found, careless owner.
8. He buhari is manager in a car accident.

ALKARULEZ615:
More reason I don't want a GF

GIRLS/WOMEN: being unfaithful since the days of Potipher's wife

portipher's wife.............hahahaha.......na true u talk..........she want joseph prick and joseph say he no dey fvvvvck married woman oooo.


Hahahaahahahahaha

mynairatime:
Wale shie na today? evn in redeemed camp where poor plenty pass rich them no born poor well make in go sit down for front na usher battle-ready usher go throw am back. how much more govt arena

favoritism in church....nigerians always deceiving themselves.

god has left nigeria.......he is tired of our pretense!

Can u imagine they gave him front seat.......politics in church.....no wonder there is no power in the house of God.


Keep deceiving urselves.

dechandel:

No be so dem take dey do am ni
Go learn work

u expect me to lick ur fingers..........no way woman!

bojan......hahahaha

goooooaaaalllllll


assss annnnal......hw market......chelshiiiit fans make una pack una load come here ooooo.



Party dey here

may chelshiiiit lose this game ....amin

dechandel:
God will punish all the girlfriend snatchers. Op you too for creating this thread

am not snatching you na....am claiming you.

haibe:
Well worship is good but was there a sincere time during the whole period where the people were persuaded to repent from their sins and be converted? I guess not. I know how programmes like this go!!

Am not judging anyway, worship is good but a lot of Christians are hypocrites, they worship, dance sing to God but refuse to repent from their sins. Who is deceiving who?

I remember when I was a strong Christian then, I couldn't b stand this hypocrisy. Even now, I rather ask for God's help in directing my path and correcting my ways than going for a praise or worship section when my heart isn't right with God.

that is the trend of most christians are after these days.

Am not a born again ooo, enemies of progress out there. But all these dancing and shouting that doesnt pass the roof to God's ear is just a waste of time and energy.

If u need to worship him, worship him in spirit and in truth.

But for where? It will always get worse.

i wish chelshiiiit defeat today....amin

haibe:
lol you are right. Any Christian programme that doesn't minister the gospel in a solemn manner is a no no for me. It's just a way of performing like the world in the name of Christianity.

you are very correct brother....they said donny mc clurkin sang naija anthem and someone is saying i really need to watch him on video how he did it.

Is that not showbiz?

Abeg

fvvvck fvvvck man...

haibe:
Seems like a secular concert

more like copying the world's pattern.


After the program whats next?

Showbiz in christedom.

i stopped going to concert like this when during a program infinity were ministering praise, one lady in my front was just rolling her nyash as if she was in a club....she removed her jacket, her spaggetti top was left, the br....easts almost popped out...i shouted blood of jesus inside me and looked away.

Since then, no way! I have seen enough
Nigerian christians are not serious!

Spits

am tired of seeing nyash....and br...east.....without touching them, lalasticlala

gideonedwards:
ordered mine from kaswa Monday. pls what's d difference?!

kaduna man...hw far?

daveP:
noted the very day il be dreaming of how il enter the doors to Home frm school!!

(sights mencade4)

davep....ayam here.

My lovely dechandel's birthday is 18th december.....na wa ooo.......wetin we go cook for her na?

Acidosis:
Well said


Some guys are going there to "toast" babes

u r very correct......the kind of programmes have little or no impact.


So many people as usual will be there to toast babes....i have seen it in so many programmes. Are these invited men what we need now or are we to propagate the gospel to the end of the earth?


What happen to kingdom message?

What happen to soul winning?

Everyone is about entertainment while the enemies are working day and night to populate hell.

While do we seek for wealth completely and abandon the message of God's kingdom?
Wealth that will rot, rust and get eaten my mammoth here.

To add am not a pastor neither am i a preacher. Am also a sinner like you out there. Yes a sinner.

sparkleboy:
this is the truth.

my brother tanx to you too......nigerians dont like the truth but we will always tell it to them.

naira

nnekamezor:

dem press ur b,,west too abi?

rezzy:
I hate crowd, besides, all these small small uselesss boys will be tapping current

u enjoy small jare

dechandel:

Eehhh?
No put eye for him marra o


Mencade4

unibenstudent1.....na enemy of progress you be ooooo.

Why not support a brother to acquire such priceless lady of unquantifiable beauty that placate my unsettled heart with romantic succour, brandishing me with an ethereal feelings known to cherubims.


*plucks bunch of ugu leaves, presents it to dechandel*

christians stop all this nonsensical showbiz of talents and comedic display.


Improve your evangelism, go out there and preach the gospel about the second coming of christ. Abeg oooo

wetin!

dechandel:

I bind and cast you

and accept me.....amen and amen