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mstik: mencade5 u wicked sha...

my brother na true na...hahaha

a girk whose pucccciiiii has become very wide and watery because of too many sexual partner is known as ''Oceanic bank''

that pikin dey enjoy oooo

boyo123: i appreciate dis bro

no wahala my oga

adahib: It happened to me when I was still in school. I did one business which yielded well and so I decided to take this babe out. We went to one isiewu joint. We didn't even sit up to 5 minutes when two of her friends appeared. I never knew she called them. Very well, we all ordered for a motar each and some bottles. Her friends were busy downing bottles after bottles of beer, all I did was look at them and smiled. When we were done, I beckoned on the waiter to give me the bill. When he brought it,i told him it wasn't correct. That I ordered for 2 mortars and 5 bottles of beer. So I paid for that.
Then I did something I still find funny till today. I opened my wallet to show the girls the wad of 1000 naira notes in it and then told them "see money but I no dey pay" . I walked out of the joint, got a cab and left. The girl sent a text abusing me but i no send. Haven't seen her till this day.

o boy, we dey the same league oooo. Nice one. I like the way you show them the money. ''money dey, but i no dey pay''...hahaha

princesa: abajo! No wonder your passionate tirades!

hmmm...if you say so. But never again will it happen.

boyo123: am realy tired of pickin her calls.she calls me like 5times a day nd each time we spend notin less than ten minutes.
when i asked her out she told me shes not intrested but she continue callin on a daily basis.the most annoyin part of it is that i do most of the talkin.all she does is listen nd laff to my jokes.
wen ever i jokinly call her my gf,she bluntly tells me to stop it .shes the first person i talk to in the morning nd last person at nite.
I DNT CALL HER BACK. nd wen ever i appologise for that she tells me that shes not complaining.
PLS HOW DO I TELL HER TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE WITHOUT ME BEING RUDE.

you are in the brotherzone, at the same time callzone.

Be a man oga, and tell her to stop calling you if she cant date you. For cock's sake be rude. No one will take you to court if you speak bluntly. Maybe that is why she did not accept you.

Tell her plainly, you dont appreciate her call anymore since she cant date you.

Maybe you are hoping she will change and accept later abi? Thats a big lie

the girl u call ur girlfriend is fvcking another man.
you said she had cheated on you before, right? The guy she cheated you with is still around and fvcks her the more, to be frank he is her number one boyfriend while you are not near even in number 5.

My advice secretly search for another lady, dont bother her about the pix anymore, just pretend as if you still wanna marry her, fvck her to your satisfaction, until you feel its ok to call it quit with her.

Goodluck

1st

my soon to be father in-law, happy birthday.


Abeg that he yellow daughter don mature? I be dey like her since 1994.

ladies at home and pros.titutes in the hotel are all the same.

Ladies collects money and other items because of the sex they give you.

Prosti.tutes collects money from you after giving you sex.

Abeg no difference jor!

if it is our house then it is understandable for them to come along with a friend. But a date in an eatery, you come carry all your friends come?
Haaaa....you must all go back embarrass and hungry ooo. I will not spend a dime.

ladies thinks like goats since 1890

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princesa: I hear sir, i don dey go before you bite me... Even ur signature says it all

great...but tell me true, na which guy you friendzone na?

herald9: Mehn...I thought you were annihilated by NL's bombing...

When I saw this topic... wanted to invoke ur spirit
but i said lemme chill u go soon appear...

How yhu Bro..fank Gawd u survived!

herald9 my brother...i survived the trunami. The topic is a misleading one, trying to make guys to dwelll in that pit meant for foools. But guys are wiser now.

Where have you been?

princesa: 'always'? Flawed logic!
All i see as responses is sex sex sex. Damn! When did the word friendship lose its true meaning?

that is why i said go and make friends with yours brothets, or stick with that boyfriend of yours and stop disturbing us. Selfish ladies

Prowizy2: mencade5. . Classic

prowizy na u teach me all this oooo. But that is just the plain truth. I cant be wasting my time on a gal that is using me.

OMA4U: Abi now. We must begin the crusade. Friendzoning is tantamount to killing.

my brother na u be our oga ooo. We need to intensy the crusade.

Normality: Am telling u, I am a crusader of NO friendzoning, I dey advice guys seriously about the effects, e fit kill,

truly it can kill. I nearly die in the last friendzoned i encountered. If no be God, i for don die.

[quote author=ty-tymer]Well said bro. Many women like to play with our emotions. Unrepentant manipulators! They think they can keep getting nicety while they feed us dust? I don't think so.

Ladies, once you choose another man, thinking I'm not good enough for you, well, say goodbye to Mr Nice Guy. Everything is back to FACTORY DEFAULT.
*Hello and Hi stuff.
*Don't expect anything more than a message on your birthday.
*Go and see those movies alone.
*Your boyfriend is abusive and you need a shoulder to cry on? Nah! Don't stain my shirt please. Just hold yourself.

I am not your insurance policy [/quote]hahaha...factory default

Normality: Friendzoning na for bastards, yes for bastards.

Babes used to zone me dat way some yrs back when i no sabi, cus am a nice gentle guy who tends to care, mehn as I learn na dia i gave all of em middle fingas and bleeped the ones wey gree find my way, no time.

Similarly, I haven't dated any babe in my schl and this my 4th year, so i decided to try it and guess what, the babe wey i dey eye seriously and have told her my intentions put me dia. I think am think am, come NL see as guys dey give one minute silent for our brothers that friendzone i said No way, guy man like me to be there?? NO F**KING WAY. To make matters worse, the gal say she take me as a brother one good afternoon after we went for lunch, i stood up pay for my meal, didn't pay for hers, came over to her and told her, I look like your brother?? Who told u say i no get sisters wey brotherzoned me? If I hear, see, I no dey interested for dat ur brotherly love smtn smtn, if u no wan reciprocate the kind I need f*ck off and never dare disturb my life again. My face red, i colet her fone, delete my number, block her from my whatsapp and remove my contact from her BBM, na dia d babe know say water don pass garri, leave her dia waka go house, no be person tell her to go colet my address from my guy come my place we settle d matter through adult tinx, u know the rest nah, she dey mad ni...

No time to tie urself down there it kills, e fit kill, seriously.

Imagine a gal wey u dey do everytin and when u need her to reciprocate, she do u like this image below

blood of jezuz!
that mage for wey u put fear me die!
I like ur yans, and how u delete ur number from her phone. All these girls think say them wise. For where? I wish and pray more guys will realise the truth.

Anacksunamun: This is an absurd mentality!! What's this world turning into? So you'd want all the male friends to your sisters, female cousins, nieces and future daughters, to fùck them before they can be friends? WTF?!! So you can't be friend to a girl without wanting to fùck her? Wow!! Do you know the know the meaning of "friendship" at all? I hope you'll support your wife to fúck all her male friends while married to you, since a woman can't be friends with a man without sèx being involved. SMH.

you seem demental and hardly understand my point. Madam, friendship is when you dont emotional attachment to a lady, but whereby you wish to date her and she is either postponing or rejecting your request but still brings her useless discussion to you, then that will never work.
Go and tell your brothers those issues and stop disturbing us with it..

niceeric: I swear u get mouth dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......i know so many guys would av passed on d number like mugus.....na there e go start,later you'll be d one helping her pass d love messages to ur cousin like say u sef no be guy,later wen she don see say u nice gan,u she'll try to get closer and you'll start doing 'the boy is good' by buying card etc while yr cousin fvcks d hell outta her.......you get sense I no go lie......God bless u brother!

God bless you too my brother. We shall spread this message to all guys. No to friendzone

Feraz: You go all through the way being altruistic only for the girl to turn around and say she can't date you despite knowing you're interested in her? It is mostly this 'nice guy' acts that lead to guys being the mayor in the rubbish called 'friendzone'. I don't have a problem having female friends and can profer solutions to your problems but once interest sets in and you decide you can't date me but prefer me as 'friend', then why bother me with your tales of woes when it should be your boyfriend who should be listening to those? A guy doesn't care about you, beats you, does all sorts of demeaning things to you, only for you to run to that friend that you've 'friendzoned' to cry on his shoulders? This is the same guy who'd treat you like a queen and give you his all even skipping his time with his friends just to be with you. This same girl will be jealous when she sees you smiling with other ladies who she feels has interest in you. Who does that if not a selfish person? Most guys here aren't pained by the way! We've all moved past the pain and are wise now.
LMAO!!!! Epic!!!

WackyJ1, I sight thou!!!

well said professor...a rejected a girl's trap of friendzoning me last month. I stopped contacting her. She called last week, that i use to be nice to her, i quickly told her, that am busy now, i will call her later.

That was a lie. I didnt. If i cant have she cant have me too.

niceeric: I've said it so many times here on NL and I'll keep saying it anytime the opportunity comes,- NEVER BE A NICE/OVER-CARING GUY TO HER....SHE'LL MORE OFTEN THAN NOT SEE U AS A 'MUGU'/MAGA AND THROW U IN D FRIEND ZONE BOTTLE,TGEY(LADIES) FALL FOR D BAD,SHARP GUYS....DONT ASK ME WHY,ITS D WAY THEY ARE WIRED.....A WORD US ENOUGH FOR D WISE.....try dat and thank me later dudes...

my brother...this is the gospel truth. Ever since i discovered that ladies hate guys that are nice i stopped being mr nice guy and they love me for it. When u are nice, they will say u dont have balls.

I met a childhood of friend of mine, she is now matured and well endowed, schooling in america, i expressed my feelings to her. She didnt give me a concrete reply. Instead she was asdking me to give her my cousins number. Am sure he had ban.ged her before. I refuse. She wanted to use me to get back to him.

I snobbed her for one year, she chatted me up in whatsup after a very long time, my crude tone shocked her, i spoke the truth to het without feeling shy or remorse.

Guess what she said? That i wont make friends (friendzone) with my kind of attitude, i told her friends her not my business, that infact i dont need friends. She is still mad at mem telling me it was her sister that wants my cousin's number, i knew it was a big lie.

Wetin concern me. If i cant have you, you cant have me too.

glowshine: I just friend-zoned a guy again. Lol ;DI

u cant try dat shiiiit on me beeech!

LaurelP: Guy u bad o
Na so u go dey spy people for corpers' lodge

no nau...lol...me too na the lodge i dey na. Hungry worry me, i say make i go kitchen carry plate, na im i catch am.

Many of them na pretenders ooo. But na me fit them.

G papa kor, gps ni.

Ify Angela: if i hear

make we try am? You fit friendzone me? Them no born any lady well make she try am for me.

Eyepencil: If am not attracted to you i can be friends with you bt if am interested in you and u want to friendzone me mehn! na straight red card o,if u disturb me again na slap i go take tear ur face. Most of the girls that behaves like that are nothing but witches(enemy of fun).

na big winches all of them be.