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reeeT: . I hear u.dat poem wey u write 4nikky strong well bt as she been tlk am,sure say no be copy n paste?i wish u luck bt as d oda guy tlk am,nairaland luv na waste of time sha(dats his theory sha)U fit counter am.

Na true you talk. reeeT, Na my work be that na. I lie God dey see me. check d small i write 4 u. Also, i would love to counter dat fact, but love is nt for me. Once a Straffer always a straffer.

[quote author=Nikky_fuja]Mr man,no get any ideas O!am just catching trips![/quote]Woman! Listen to me, my heart didnt skip a bit concerning this. Am only on a solo ride. Thank you.

reeeT, I no forget you. Sweetie Here is your own. Am nt partial in loving.



The swiftness of hot-blooded

passion that runs through my
veins is as result of the

indelineated paroxysm which
you, my love, have allowed to

cluster my mind, your

indelible beauty is only

verisimilitude to my feeble soul.

reeeT: . datz the spirit of 2gedaness.i like dat

reeeT, You are so on point.

Seyixyz: Lol..U are a SINNER..Wetin carry ya mind go dia

Lols...pwahahahaha. Guy, na play i dey play o. Man need to diversify him investment na.

Warning: The Moderator and Coordinator of Nairaland warns that LOVE in this thread leads to nothing but a waste of time!

dmalam: ol dis fr a guy like neekee?, mencade sorry o neekee na guy...abeg no waste ur time except if u wnt to be tagged g*****y

Nikky fuja na lady o, not guy. I have UnCloth her oops! (i meant i have spoken to her on phone)

[quote author=Nikky_fuja]Pele! well you know we(women) are different,am not so into words like that but when it comes to "action",then you have my attention partially!
But you try sha with the words,hope say U no copy and paste am 4me sha!lol[/quote]Yeah, am just doing it for fun actually. I dnt copy tins 4rm people. I hate plagiarism. This work is 4rm my archive. But this action wey u talk say u like. If na wetin i dey tink then we are in for a smooth ride. Hahaha. Another work loading...

lexy4me: Guys we re moving to d target of 200 pages !!!!!!!am loving

Amen! Brother! 200 page here we come. Hahaha

[quote author=Nikky_fuja]Awwwwwwwwwnnnnn!you try small,keep it up!lol[/quote]Hehehe...see this girl o. With all my suffer u say i try? Now i know you can never satisfy a woman! [quote author=Nikky_fuja]Awwwwwwwwwnnnnn!you try small,keep it up!lol[/quote]Hehehe...see this girl o. With all my suffer u say i try? Now i know you can never satisfy a woman!

[quote author=Nikky_fuja]Lmao!I don laugh scatta for ground finish!hehehehe!hope you are good thou![/quote]Oh dear, am fine. Fine for you everytime, anytime, and always.

spartanian: Nice one bro..... Will be expecting you, my 2go username na teddyyz1

Copy

nikky fuja, after so many hours i came up with this most specially for you.

Oh my sweetheart,
Your eyes is like the sulphuric burning sun, piercing my soul and leaving me in a state of maniacal.

Your face is an embodiment of beauty, which cannot be quantify to 10 million stars.

Just like the great meteorite that comes from a world of eternal beauty, am placed in a state of electrifying coma.
Your lips is like the serene land of ancient persia, kissing it wont cause a vendetta like the great gulf war.

Your smile is more than I could replicate for a Quotidian sight. It lingers in my memory and i want you forever.

Uchesis: I take dat 2 mean:
"no comment"

Ucheshit, u just chop Eba with okro soup belleful want come start disturb us he, abi? Kai

spartanian: Abusites..... Abeg make una invite me wen you are visiting Amina and Ribadu, dis zaria dey dull me

Spartan, no worry once i enta, we go go there. Hope u know white house for pz, we enta shacking level.

Uchesis: I think its about time u get ur backside whipped lyk a disobedient student... U call me ucheshit right? Well, get ready 4 d real shitttty talk, u crazy tart.

Is that all u can do? Ucheshit? We have not even began and ur voice is quavering. Go abeg

dmalam: neekee i dey respct u no be smol...no loose am ko...

Hehehe...nikkyfuja, my only baby on nairaland. Well, ur insult to me as like u whispering sweet nothing in my ears. Do it more sweetie.

Ehizario: Make we dey see am na...I jus feel say d guy wnt mke ds thread jus dey long dey go...maybe to be measured in Km someday...hw u dey

See where u thinking go. Am just enjoying dis forum thats all nt so silly measurements. Abi award dey?

Martowskin: ehiz......dat is so uncertain dis guy go vinish in 2wks time.....mancade i wil like to c u prove me wrong.

Martow u want make we bet am? How much how much?

EmmyDe25: Hmmmn... Chief scout! So na Ribadu gather chicks pas? I sight u.

Me, i dey trip for those chicks for amina hall o.

Ehizario: I read tire, I no evn sabi wetin I go type sef...so many issues to respond to! Anyway, I have got somfin clear today; Mencade is in total control of himself-confirmed, Mencade is a 9ce guy n Mencade wud be anoda ogbeche someday ...enjoy my pple

Hahaha...guy na wa o. Ogbeche shoe too big for me to wear na. If only nairaland go dey pay pepper for this work and no pay job i for like am.

Martowskin: i no even hear, what did u say again?

Oh, i was talking to a deaf coffa. DG post him to MAIDUGURI.

jnrremedy: If u tried to influence your posting to a preferred state of ur choice hear this an insider from nysc just confirmed nw that influencing posting this batch is practically impossible cos nysc has done the posting before releasing call up no . He said this is a new approach by nysc to discourage prospective corpers from influencing their posting.

Lie lie news. See another propaganda o. Oya na, here is my own version. According to latest report about the Nysc posting, an insider called to tell me that those that sent their names in order to work it have their request granted. And as such their desired state of service is perfectly in place. Only borno, kebbi, yobe, kano, jigawa wont have corpers this year.
(Make u no believe this story o)

Ndababa: The issue of ID card(s) been one of the requirements for Camp entry is still not clear to me. ABU only gives out Statement of Result after one must have submitted his/her ID card. Also, Alumni cards are not ready. What are we gonna use in their stead?

For abusites, once you submit your id card. Go to student affair office at samaru ask them to give a paper that contain an undertaking stating that your i.d. Has been submitted according to the school policies. In that undertaking, there is stamp on it and signature. There is provision on it for you to write your name, department etc. This paper is what you will take to camp to present as a replacement of your i.d. Card. I witness this with the last set.
Thank you

Martowskin: u can even dye ur hair white.

hahaha...martowskin... I even heard the Director General said he wants all the guys to have white p******. No be me talk am o. Hahaha

dmalam: must evrytin fr camp be white, does dt include fone, flask, bedsheets, cups, buckets , waistbag, c***ndom, tutbrush, soap, etc....pls i nid ur ansas

Oya, moneybag, this na wetin u like, make u answer. Smh

#13A PLEASE JOIN OBS AND BAND IN CAMP FOR BETTER PPA.
We should strive hard to join either or both group in camp. Lets have that in mind. Thank you

Jammy45: @Mencade5: bro, go drink acid if you no like ham. One question? Are u mencade or babiescade.

Your thinking faculty is actually low, no need to waste my time on you.

Jammy45: @Mencade5: bro, go drink acid if you no like ham. One question? Are u mencade or babiescade.

Your thinking faculty is actually low, no need to waste my time on you.

Martowskin: oboy e b like say u get fever or oyi dey catch u........nd who told u i was standin dis one u ar askin me to sit down.....dnt worri am countin days for u......wen u wil vanish frm dis thread, at most anoda 2wk. So enjoy ur moment.

Guy, if u tink i will leave this thread, you are wrong. That 3 weeks for camp my hand go still dey type tins for here.

Seyixyz: Guy,loosen up jor..Wat is ur own?We jus want 2 freestyle & hav fun..Nobody is yarnin any 'my sch beta pass ur own' 4 here..Its al 4 fun..I hav stated it ova & ova again..I hav a great moral & intellectual respect 4 evry Nigerian student..So,don't play 'Mr Maturity' here..Kai,pancake sori mencade don initiate me o..

Hahaha...seyi. We are don with that topic na. Dont mind that almajiri moneybag.

moneybag4411: Hello everyone...Its just so saddening what some people have turned our dear thread into..i used to enjoy coming up here and posting comments bt it seems arguement,senseless talks are the order of the day..i cant believe it could get to this...Na wa o....Anywayz,carry on ooo

Look at this guy o. Check your statement again, 'you used to'. My friend you are a leech. You gained so much from nairaland. What have you given back in return? Oh, if you must know, this is the eve of camping. Its suppose to be like this. Well, maybe we should go back to the old ways and start with questions like:
1. Is white boxer allowed in camp?
2. Should the boxer be tight or loosen?
3. Is it allowed for guys to peep when the girls are having their bath in camp?
4. What maximum number of condoms are we to use on camp fire night?
5. Can a guy contest for miss campus?
Please answer

Jammy45: Top 5 schools that rock camps best
5. ABU
4. UNIBEN
3. OAU
2. U.I
1. UNILAG

E be like say them send ur come. Go tell them say u no see us. Mumu

reeeT: . Mencade n washin! I dey hail.

Baby no be washing o. Na my mind i dey yan you