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Eksbabe, my sweet baby on my mind right now. Miss u.

Martowskin: general u got me wrong, am nt dat dumb na, am talkin abt two girls who ar bunk mate nd want to control them both witout both of them knwin

Okay lieutenant, u ar nt afta relationship. U can still hammer them. Atleast banging them once each is okay. Goodluck to u.

my God! EFCC lecture tough here o. See, questions o. Well, I dey jejely watching the liars o.(efcc)

Martowskin: lolz....no shakin my broda....fire down.....my problem nw, is hw i go take control 2 bunk mate wit non of them knwin......giv me lines or instruction if u get o, cos i must chop dis 2 fud

Guy, dat ur bunk no be better place to take her to. Make u locate one dark location wey dey quiet 4 camp. But remember, ur pocket go hear am o.

Martowskin: kiss? Mencade u beta kick up ur game....wen hmmmmmmm ar already or abt goin 2 in 1st wk

I have my game plan. I already have six of them in my palms. Am ready to devour them. Hahaha

alpha one, alpha two, alpha three, colonel seyixyz, major martowski do u copy? I repeat do u copy. This is alpha seven, still on touch down in kusala camp, kano. Swearing in today was sucesful. I joined the band yestaday and I played with the rest of the band. The national, nysc anthem, and general salute. It was great. In terms of straffing stategy, i met a pretty chic on tuesday and we have been in touch. Hopefully, i have an appointment with her this evening. Menh, I tink my first camp kiss will occur this evening. Hahaha (laughing in spanish)...over!

fourcade, hw ur side? Hw camp? Hope u dey enjoy am?

Martowskin: Hmmmm......finali been a guard commander is beta dan dis so called flag party......let me rest in dis postn.....@neroski i left a msg 4 u offline

Lieutenant martowskin, do u copy? Shhhhhh...shhhhh(walkie talkie squeeking). Lieutenant martowskin please do u copy!this is Alpha seven linking. Congrats on ur post as guard commander. I joined d band yesterday. Abeg o, make u no take style command those fine otondos to see u in d nite o. Hahaha...(laughing in swahili). Over!

[quote author=piano_girl]Was wondering the same thing.[/quote]Baby, dont get confused at all. The reason why me and other corpers will be playing the national anthem, nysc anthem and colour party is that I have experience in Boys Brigade in my church, same with the other corpers. So, we used our experience to make work easier for our camp. And for ur info, we were told this is our CDS. Hahaha...alpha seven reporting

alpha one, alpha two, alpha three and lieutenant martowskin, please do u copy. I repeat, do u copy. This is alpha seven reporting 4rm kusala camp, kano state. Camp activities kicked off this morning at 4.am. Swearing in tomorow. D good news is dat i have joined d camp band and will playing d national anthem, nysc anthem, and colour party. Over!

Ehizario: Alpha one! Copy? NO REG yet. I repeat, NO REG yet. Copy? I wsh u a safe trip as u negotiate d rocky topography of ikare...Alpha seven? Copy? I hail o...over!

Alpha seven! Copy? There is no significant happening on my radar via kano. I repeat no significant happening on my radar. Protocol137 indicator shows red. Over! Alpha one and agent romeo.

amiskurii: for ur little mind.

Hahaha...wetin happen na? She is mine. I dnt share my baby with any other guy. Hahaha

Ehizario: Alpha Alpha! Copy? Alpha one reporting live frm d rocky city of ikare for d OBS! D eagle has landed...copy? I see over 50 otondos on grnd, d spirit was initially high...but after a short INAUGURAL RAIN i can c otondos curling up on d pavement! ...seems d cold is really getting to dem! Hahaha, i laff in spanish. Suddenly, as i turn 2 d far end of d orientatn centre, i see sme guys whistlin silently; weather 4 two!...yeee! Can u read dat!! Alpha one, over! Ehizario hails thee.

Hahaha...ehizario. U want break record, eh? We shall see. Alpha one, this mencade code name alpha seven. No situation report yet 4rm my base in kano. Definitely there would be news tomorrow. Over alpha one

Martowskin: Reportin live from ogun state nysc camp sagamu. registration starts 2moro, we dnt knw where to pas d nite, hopefuly dey mite giv us sum where to slip....i think abt 25 copa's has arrive.....d OBS nd BAND group ar already here. @mencade, oboy i don start to dey update one babe here o time no dey lolz....

Hahaha...martow u na bad guy. U want win me 4 dis match? Na lie...hahaha. Well, this is mencade7...code name alpha seven copy.

Tynuspi: now in GBOKO, BENUE STATE.am set 2 make a mark in david marks state.

Wow, tank God for journey mercy. Tinups, please, remember dmalam still care abt u. Take care

[quote author=BIG P NA BOSS]Hey bro...I'm on my way as I type dis msg...b a gud boi @ d camp o...I be big P no b blood pressure(bp)...haha[/quote]Okay, big p, enjoy. Safe journey. Hahaha

B p na boss, hw far? U don reach ondo? Well, na wednesday i want enter kano.

Martowskin: Dmalam, no mind mencade, he shld just giv his life to jesus christ...at least 4 d nxt 3wks b4 redeployment, bt cum to tink of it most people av seen goin to d north ar planin to redeploy..... hahahahahahaha lauging in EFIK. Mencade read psalm 23 everyday....cover ur eyes wit d blood of jesus, let d holy spirit control ur heart. Every lady passin ur eyes will appear male.......we love u mencade, if we dnt take care of u who will

Redeployment cannot be granted to evrybody. Am going to finish nysc at kano. Jesus christ is my lord and saviour so he will be there 4 all corpers. As for straffing, make i taste am small na 4 camp. I want to tell my children stories na. Guy, after camp, i will read psalm chapter 1 to chapter 150. Its a promise. Hahaha

Martowskin: Hmmmm........is obvious dat most of d guys who want to look 4 their misin rib in camp nd makin plans 4 strafin technology were posted to d north.......mencade5 dat even reduce his content of sugar intake is goin to...........hmmmmm. Una fowl don lay cuk egg.....mencade no wori i go gist u hw e happen 4 SHAGAMU.........

Hahaha...d tin still pain me o. NYSC plan me, send me to kano. Well, where there is a will there is a way. I no go dull. U sef go hear my story, starting 4rm tomorrow. At nitane, sweetheart please remember only me in camp. *remember ur body is the temple of the lord*(laughing is chinese)

dmalam: tnk God u knw say na only to luk...No worry kano no dey as strict as zamfara, u go fit try to touch o wen plc don dark n lite or soja no dey.....

nitane jst dey cry since o, say u abndon am fr Xbabe..my hankee don soak sef......xbabe ma sef dey miss u,...i com dey wonda whr u enta
u scarce o!!!!

Tank u dmalam. When u want enter camp? As for nitane, my love 4 her here in nairaland will nt die. Always at heart.

eksbabe: Hey u,m good jes bin busy wiv dis NYSC tingy jare.Nywyz hp u're prepared alredi nd how about Mencade, bin a wyl.Takia n be good ehn

Hi everybody, I have been around. Am glad to be in this house. Love u all. I will bring situation report 4rm kano.(I am practising hw to look at those hausa girls bum bum and lap without touching) As a nairalander I no go carry last. Eksbabe, Dmalam, nitane (my love), reeeT, nikky, tinups, Ehiz, martows, yokiti, uchesis and everybody. One love to u all.

eksbabe: Hey u,m good jes bin busy wiv dis NYSC tingy jare.Nywyz hp u're prepared alredi nd how about Mencade, bin a wyl.Takia n be good ehn

Hi everybody, I have been around. Am glad to be in this house. Love u all. I will bring situation report 4rm kano.(I am practising hw to look at those hausa girls bum bum and lap without touching) As a nairalander I no go carry last. Dmalam, nitane (my love), reeeT, nikky, tinups, Ehiz, martows, yokiti, uchesis and everybody. One love to u all

outrage: Whr dd you get?

Kano state.

reeeT: . my dear sorrii ooo.me,am stil sufferin fr shock as in ehnn! I go need dat bullet proof if nt na tins go happen.All is well in Jesus name.All dis boko bois! Na God

Sorry too baby. D tin still dey shock me o. How u want take do ur own?

NYSC DG must provrde me with bullet proof, give me ak47 gun and bomb proof or let him replace me there!

dmalam: lolz....mencade calm down nw...congrat!!! u sabi hausa smal ko...onyiip even sabi kano nw...she go fix tinz fr u

@tinupsi, if na like that, make u come replace me o.@dmalam, na redeployment tins o after 3 weeks camp.

NYSC DG don kill me o! I don die! I don die! I don die. i have been posted to kano. That DG Is a mad man. All my flexing, straffing, and drinking plans are over! Hausa babes will not cooperate o. Well, time for plan B. Ogbeche give us hint on plan B. Where my kaftan dey sef! *sobbing*

dmalam: onyiip dem paste am?

D tin don show?

eksbabe: Lmao,don't worry we'll discuss later lol. Are u still waiting 4 d list ni?

Yes my luv

Justiceotuya: guys still dey there

Eksbabe, am down on my knees begging to have u always. Please

dmalam: i think my guy dey busy dey try mek dos securities wey hijack our list paste am fr board....
...he missed u alot he said....

yes o. Dmalam is ryt.

eksbabe: Halos any news about ur posting yet?

My baby am fine o. No posting yet o. Hope to meet u in ibadan. I love ya.