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i am.back from ban....oya madridiots take this

they hated you but you are the best.....
thanks ebele jonathan

hahaha

wait wait wait...

if madrid were to play in the bernabeu as the away team, who will the fans booo?


hahaha

anoda yoruba woman again?

nigeria....mad people great nation

who she don help?

please dont like this comment....i hate likes

negroG:
No peace for devilish country called nigeria,

true...very devilish yet they claim most holy, most religious.

yet they commit tribalism, man know man, ethnicism, back stabbing, segregation, hates you whrn u are more suceesful than them and plan to kill you either with charms or weapons.

op after she don ignore you for years, she went round fvcking different pen..nis. placing u on the frienszone,now she wants you?


guy, hope say u don fvck her friend. if yes well done. i believe in payback. treat her the same way she treated you. dont date her. instead get anoda girl to date.



she cant eat her cake and have it.

fvck...them all


if them like make them no work well

who them help with all the money wey them dey waste like this?

Toks2008:
Lol! this is not about good looks or forming levels but walahi i have become so matured that no lady no matter how rich,hot or powerful you are can mesmerize me and if you start feeling too important i just move on and forget you ever exist because no lady is worth the stress of any responsible and decent guy,save yourself for a lady who knows your worth and let the clueless guys continue to run after these made believe ladies.

hahaha....i have a friend who was busy buying chicken, giving gifts, going outing, giving money to a lady he claimed he was dating. They do all sort of stuff but each time he wants to fvck the lady, she will claim i am a virgin. These lies continued for so long he got tired and had to call the relationship off. The shocking part was that the lady has dated a guy we knew and that guy has sampled everything about her. From her labia minora to her labia majora, from her g spot down to her her clito.....ris, to her vulva. and yet she deceived this other while milking him dry.


Lies lies lies...chaiii

castro316:
Say what u like. The thing is you will never change the truth and reality. That's why I don't pity women. Some of them like u are the architects of ur own catastrophe. Mtcheew! Ppl that dance naked in the market place and think it sane. No wahala. Anyway this is nairaland and everybody can say what they like here.

bro dont mind these nairaland biiitches.

They are still biiitches, being fvcked by men daily. They can feign knowledge clamoring for fake feminism that doesnt exist. Yet their place must remain in the kitchen.


The lady that didnt wash the dishes is very stuu.piid. I always blamed the pusssy fvcker of a brother for siding his biiiitch instead of his brother.

Later them go dey complain say my wife doesnt respect me after giving her too much liberty.

op abeg no let Agatha my neighbour hear this.

Na she dey oil my engine each time my babe travel.
Thanks

may amadioha strike any lady that is being sent on assignment to my way.

May thunder strike her in her sleep before she attempts any move to aid robbing me.

ceejay80s:
They are yoloba

hahahaha....do you mean yoloba?

Chivee:
Having nothing to do with their ex-bf's...

most of them still have their ex fvcking them front and back.


When a lady says she loves love it is like 10 times multiplication table.

You times 10 boyfriends of hers = 10 boyfriends total for her.

It could stretch to 10 times 2, 3 or even 4.



Who....res!

Viciyus:
Before those days, I dey see women as gold, respect her, cherish her, not until one dey she do me one strong thing.



Na that day I know say, never you respect any girls,


Since dem, na heart I just dey break up and down, and the worst part be say them go still dey come meet you even if you no give a damn,

my brother d tin sef don happen to me before.


Treat a lady like gold and she will treat you like shiiit.

Pet a lady and she will pierce you with a spear

be there for a lady and she will leave your presence for anoda man that dont care a bit for her rather than to fvck her.

yoruba maid. na wa o

mind u am not igbo

but they are yoruba people na. the prophetess and herbalist.

Toks2008:
Honestly you just have to cherish the woman you truly desire irrespective of the fact that she can screw up and throw all back at your face.

bro, i wanna live till am 95. No heartache for me. Cause men have been dying due to their wahala. No way.

Toks2008:
Lol! this is not about good looks or forming levels but walahi i have become so matured that no lady no matter how rich,hot or powerful you are can mesmerize me and if you start feeling too important i just move on and forget you ever exist because no lady is worth the stress of any responsible and decent guy,save yourself for a lady who knows your worth and let the clueless guys continue to run after these made believe ladies.

hahaha....i have a friend who was busy buying chicken, giving gifts, going outing, giving money to a lady he claimed he was dating. They do all sort of stuff but each time he wants to fvck the lady, she will claim i am a virgin. These lies continued for so long he got tired and had to call the relationship off. The shocking part was that the lady has dated a guy we knew and that guy has sampled everything about her. From her labia minora to her labia majora, from her g spot down to her her clito.....ris, to her vulva. and yet she deceived this other while milking him dry.


Lies lies lies...chaiii

Toks2008:
You can never know a lady beyond what you have known her to be because she can change the very next minute.

I could vouch for my ex that she is the most dedicated and faithful lover on earth until after 11yrs so the best way to be happy with any lady is to Love her with so much passion,lavish her with gifts,treat her like a queen,don't ever raise your hand to beat her or insult her in anyway

Listen to her when she wants to be heard and shower her with lots of accolades,give her undivided attention and be very romantic towards her.

Respect her above others and dont cheat on her in anyway. Provide her needs and don't ever break her heart or make her cry.

Be extremely caring and pamper her in anyway imaginable. But despite all these,expect the worst from her.

i had better love myself and lavish all these good things on me than do it for a biiitch. A fvcking biiiitch being screwed by anoda man.

God forbid

Viciyus:
This research was carried out at the back of your house.

Pls dont ask me useless question

good answer. If she try nonsense blast her to the core. I dey your back

Toks2008:
Funny but logical

For guys who are not sure that the lady in their life loves them,its quite easy to know..

Just have a habit of calling her at random when she least expects it and tell her you called to say you love her.If she does not respond by saying this exact words "i love you too" then forget it,its either she does not love you,she is not sure she loves you or she is not proud of you.

And when a lady who normally responds by saying i love you too starts changing the phrase to "same here","i know" "Uhmm Uhmm" then know that something is fishy.

shiiiit shiiit shiiiiit JESUS!

Bro you just reminded me of something. That statement same here was what one biiitch i was dating used to say to me. First i was too blind not to read its meaning. Each time i tell her i love you, the biiitch will say same here.

I started suspecting her, with time i discovered she was just a fvcking playa and i had to let her go with her deceit.

nonsense


the who..res in naija can never have any of these attributes.


an average naija lady has nothing less than 10 boyfriends and above. and atleast 5 of those boys are fvcking them steady.

biiitches everywhere

Toks2008:
My advice to guys..

If you want to have peace of mind dating a lady,just go out there and get yourself a sweet chic that is appealing to you sexually and careless if she is decent,sincere,homely bla bla bla.

Trust me,every woman out there have the tendency to be a slut,to be clueless,to be the worst as well as the best thing that can ever happen to you.

Stop fooling yourself looking for a WIFE MATERIAL BECAUSE IT IS ONLY A FACADE.

If a lady becomes too crazy for you to cope with please excuse her and let her go because trust me, there are too many sweet hot chics praying everyday for a man so don't ever kill yourself over one lady and never trust any lady even if she drops from the sky.

good advise. Have u ever wonder how a lady, whom once claim to love you easily let you go without remorse?

Biiitches are biiiitches any day any time.

Whether na lagos, abuja, enugu, adamawa, sokoto, kogi them dey. They are all biiitches.

I call them Foxes. Very cunning yet not smart.

Vixen101:
You can't live with them and you can't live without them! When will these lists stop? Haba!

it will stop when jesus come.

Toks2008:
[b]This is why i always ask guys to investigate the past of any lady they want to date or marry to avoid one-chance-lover.

If you know what made some ladies break up with their ex honestly you will run as far as you can but some stupid and gullible jerks will just believe every poo a lady tells them just because they are foolishly carried away by her seduction.

Some men have ended 6ft below because they foolishly believe these Jezebels.

I remember stumbling on a conversation my ex was having with a male friend while she was telling the guy that she was not REALLY married but she just had an intro....

I just smh in disbelief that what a crazy world and to think we had a legal wedding yet this guy might simply fall for this and probably start an affair with her.

A friend of mine was burnt to death in a car in just less than a month after a man warned him to stay away from his wife and this same lady had maintained that she is divorced from her hubby which turned out to be untrue.[/b]

bro, its true. But wat about those jezebels that did runs in a different state and relocate to a new state claiming holy mary. How will ur investigation be like and how r u going to extract the truth from her?


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