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Romance › Re: Guys Please Advice A Brother! by mencade5(m): 10:08pm On May 24, 2015

Chiam55:
May the same happen to your sister. Amen

wetin? Na ur sister him want fvck? Why u go dey talk like this sef? Abi boy no dey fvck you? Abeggi

op....somehow u have to spend but na small thing u go spend. Na with hook them dey take catch fish.

Spend on her, take her out , use sense spend small money then lie for her say e get one pepper wey u dey expect. Say u go lavish her enough. Even dey promise her tings wey she like.

Her mind go sweet, lure her to ur caban, na she go pull her pant by herself without u telling her.

Goodluck bro

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Health › Re: She Switched Her A.c On Always.. by mencade5(m): 9:13pm On May 24, 2015

daveP:
african way!! Hmm.

It was a trend with the same outcome that's making me to feel it was the a.c 3/3 isnt a walk-over.

Good one though.

wetin u cook? tongue

Romance › Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Misconstrued Your Help For Toasting?Share Your Experiences by mencade5(m): 6:35pm On May 24, 2015

battery low

i cant type now till i charge my phone.

Romance › Re: Checkout These Unique But Lovely Couple( Photo) by mencade5(m): 6:34pm On May 24, 2015

suicide mission.

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Romance › Re: The Two Things Women Want Most From Men In Relationship by mencade5(m): 6:31pm On May 24, 2015

alright

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by mencade5(m): 3:08pm On May 24, 2015

Krasid:
Who cares? The fact is that he has all these records in just 6 seasons, unlike others who has spent their whole life in one team.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Conning Vietnamese Women On Facebook by mencade5(m): 1:53pm On May 24, 2015

yoruba people will enter this thread and say another thing o.....but if na yoruba man now them no go open this thread.

Tribalistic biiiiitches everywhere.

Am not an igbo man.

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Romance › Re: He Just Discovered His Pregnant Girlfriend Is His Sister!! by mencade5(m): 1:04pm On May 24, 2015

Yungwizzzy:
My parents just made a shocking revelation that I am related to my (already pregnant) girlfriend

we've been dating for about 2 years but unfortunately I could not take her to my parents because of the kinda home I came from

My Dad being the General Overseer of a very Big popular church here in calabar does not support dating before marriage . I'm 27 working class with Msc

It'z when she took in I took the bold step to take her home. on further investigation revealed we are closely related

According to them we're maternal 2nd cousins

I'm so devastated, this isn't trolling please advice

where my kiwi polish dey sef? Me and annabel get date this evening o.

Romance › Re: ole girl by mencade5(m): 12:14pm On May 24, 2015

hoes will always be hoes. Accept her at ur own peril.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by mencade5(m): 11:01am On May 24, 2015

Krasid:
Heading should be 10 for Ronaldo and 2 for la midget.Ronaldo has 17 headed goals this season.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by mencade5(m): 9:37am On May 24, 2015

sebod:
You get time self bro, how can he score such against those teams? Person wey u no go even see him number for pitch self.

hahaha.....u r right my brother. meanwhile see penaldo for here.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by mencade5(m): 12:27am On May 24, 2015*

chusks:
enjoy while it last but beware we coming with full force next season. And don't forget:

c.baba is a more complete baller, LA midget is only good at useless dribbles

excuse like a gal.....we keep comparing penaldo to lord messi. While messi is being compared to pele and maradona.

Complete playa without impact is absolute nonsense!

Keep whining we will trash you again next season.

Here is ur trophy

Romance › Re: Am Yet To Understand by mencade5(m): 11:02pm On May 23, 2015*

rattlesnake:
I cant understand how people will see message and not reply.....especially ladies
It it network
Is it running out of ideas
It is temperament
Is it daftNess. ....

What is in a woman's mind that a fellow human being will send her a message and she will read and act like it's normal not to reply.....

But if u send them sms 'hey I wanna see your naiked pix' you will see 'Lydia is typing.....u will think she wanna Insult u but u will see *you ain't serious oooo *winks*.....

my brother, dont u know that 90% of naija ladies are bad chatters? They are the most wierdest species on earth and are so unwise with the pseudo lifestyle of inate stupidity.

I met a romanian lady 4 weeks ago in one of these foreign website, mother of god, my brother come and see chatting now!

Before i type abc she don reply me 123. After typing xyz in less than 10 seconds she has replied 789. She is a very beautiful tall lady with pointed nose and sexy eyes. Long hair and charming smile. Yet she doesnt form, doesnt discriminate, jovial, not a racist and has listening ears for me.

Just try and be friends with them, remove dating from ur mind, i tell you those foreign ladies are the best.

I no go lie for you, i don delete all the naija babes wey dey my whatsapp, wechat, facebook and even 2go list sef.

If you want die quick continue chatting with these dumb naija ladies wey go kill you with kkkkkkkk.

I don enter abroad level my brother and i dey feel like obama now. In 2face voice.

Try one today and ur life will never be the same again.

God bless you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mencade5(m): 10:11pm On May 23, 2015

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mencade5(m): 10:10pm On May 23, 2015

cool

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by mencade5(m): 10:02pm On May 23, 2015

chusk

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by mencade5(m): 9:55pm On May 23, 2015

just watch us sad

just watch us

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by mencade5(m): 9:51pm On May 23, 2015

Romance › Re: She Mocked The Guy That Paid Her Transport Fee by mencade5(m): 4:52pm On May 23, 2015

SkinnyDude:
bro Welcome. Were U Realeased?

skinnydude bro, how u dey? I wasnt ban. Just took some time off. Though the other monicker u replied me this afternoon has been banned today.

Message my email na make we yan.

Hahaha

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by mencade5(m): 8:52pm On May 17, 2015

wow.....resurrection.

I left at page 467......and now its page 807......really long time.

Family › Re: Under What Conditions Should A Christian (born Again) Divorce? by mencade5(m): 7:18pm On Nov 23, 2014

cynalvy:
Truth...you nailed it sir

sister one has to speak the truth to some extent reduce this evil acts most people keep hiding.

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