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Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Girls Get Most Likes? by mencade5(m): 8:57am On Jul 19, 2014
temigracie: ...lol...did he tell u anything??
no he didnt tell me anytin...but his reactions made me know it.
Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Girls Get Most Likes? by mencade5(m): 8:53am On Jul 19, 2014
temigracie: lol....who told u dat??
o dont need a soothsayer to tell me about it.
Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Girls Get Most Likes? by mencade5(m): 8:50am On Jul 19, 2014
temigracie: lol...adon hear sir
u seem not to like my friend. Why?
Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Girls Get Most Likes? by mencade5(m): 8:46am On Jul 19, 2014
temigracie: ..hmmmm,mr mencade5
temie, i meant i have not clicked....dont get me wrong. tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 8:44am On Jul 19, 2014
kayjuu: Ahh...I see. It was my twin then. There's little or no difference between us
u dont have a twin, *holds her waist*
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 8:27am On Jul 19, 2014
kayjuu: Hmm...you prolly mistook someone else for me.
nah...the curvy, well formed hip, figure eighted kayjuu i know cant make me be wrong about her.
Science/Technology › Re: New Feather Dinosaurs Discovered In China by mencade5(m): 8:24am On Jul 19, 2014
PassingShot: Ignorance!
unlettered fellow
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 8:18am On Jul 19, 2014
kayjuu: it wasn't me then! I usually terrorize people that dream about me
not this time...you were different.
Fashion › Re: Photos From MBGN 2014 by mencade5(m): 8:16am On Jul 19, 2014
ben murray bruce. Hugging, kissing and fvcking beauty pageants since 1960.
Romance › Re: My Wife Suspects Me Of Cheating Because Of Akara & Bread by mencade5(m): 8:07am On Jul 19, 2014
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 8:03am On Jul 19, 2014
kayjuu: Hmm...I'm guessing it was a nightmare!
nah...we were doing pillow fight. You wore ur bikini and i wore my boxer.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 8:00am On Jul 19, 2014
kayjuu: Morning...yes I did. You?
mine was great...i dreamt about you.
Romance › Re: 17 Signs Which Shows That You Like/ Love someone: by mencade5(m): 7:58am On Jul 19, 2014
ok.,,,,,,,,,,,
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 7:49am On Jul 19, 2014
kayjuu: Hian! For egg sauce!
yes na...u prepare the sauce the way u want it to be...tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 7:46am On Jul 19, 2014
kayjuu: Hehe...
How are you
am fine honey...good morning. Hope u had a fabulous nite.
Health › Re: 10 Facts About Pregnancy After Age 35 by mencade5(m): 7:43am On Jul 19, 2014
am here as a delegate for my girlfriend.
Science/Technology › Re: New Feather Dinosaurs Discovered In China by mencade5(m): 7:40am On Jul 19, 2014
video of it or adonbelivit
Culture › Re: 7 Common Wedding Traditions And Their Origins! by mencade5(m): 7:33am On Jul 19, 2014
echobee: ................
u still dey do this kind tin? tongue
Culture › Re: 7 Common Wedding Traditions And Their Origins! by mencade5(m): 7:33am On Jul 19, 2014
all these are copied tradition. Blacks and their continous taste to copy everything from the white. Even when they are fake.

What of our own african culture? Can we get its own origin.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Complain I Nag A Lot Please Advise by mencade5(m): 7:16am On Jul 19, 2014
jayedu108: wat abr if she did somtin wrong I shouldn't talk and be quiet bro still dnt get u.
dont get me wrong. When i said be quiet, i meant when u as a man as always like talking anyhow, u speak without control. No. It shouldnt be like dat.

When she commits wrong that is when you strike, that is when you should speak up and scold her that very moment. Tell her what she did wrong. But after that moment, dont speak about it again.

If she still insist on it, give her silent treatment for that day. It is a waste of time exchanging words with women. U will never win. After the silence, u will be the one to call her and correct her. Let her know u dont like wat she did.

It works most times.
Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Nice Behaviour When They Meet You In Banks And At ATM Point. by mencade5(op): 11:07pm On Jul 18, 2014
[quote author=Bunchersstab][/quote]dont mind the beeetch....hahaha...na them dey give free pusssyyy for a packet of indomie; hahaha
Romance › Re: Ladies And Their Nice Behaviour When They Meet You In Banks And At ATM Point. by mencade5(op): 11:05pm On Jul 18, 2014
Bunchersstab: I dey GTBANk Atm for wuse 2 now, c as babes jst dey smile all ova lookin for who to devour.
no mind them...tell them collect ur money oooo. If u fit take some go house for free fvck please do.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Complain I Nag A Lot Please Advise by mencade5(m): 10:49pm On Jul 18, 2014
jayedu108: Hello ladies my gf complains I nag a lot anytim I try to correct her am jst tired as a lady pls advise hw do I make her love me more and also stop her from complaining abt ma nagging attitude.I nag cos I care about her but she don't seem to understand.
for u to deal with ur girlfriend totally. Stop being the talking boyfriend. Be quite, talkless, be discreet, stop revealing things to her, answer her or talk to her in fear words.

She will fear you more than devil. Her respect for u will increase. Tested and trusted.
Romance › Re: What Happened To This Man's Wife? by mencade5(m): 10:46pm On Jul 18, 2014
the wife is in their bedroom fvcking the gateman. tongue
Romance › Re: Why Do Nairaland Girls Get Most Likes? by mencade5(m):
i have not clicked like on any ladies pix. Honestly, God in heaven knows i cant do that shiiiit.
Romance › Re: Help!!!!!!! Having Feelings For My Fiance's Best Friend What Can I Do Pls by mencade5(m): 10:41pm On Jul 18, 2014
iamjuliet: i have been having feelings for my fiance's best friend,pls what can i do,should liv my fiancee and go for him or what.......need reasonable comments pals........click here www.iamjuliet.jigsy.com to send me ur advise
that is what u ladies are known for, always thinking with their cl.i.toris. No brain.
Well leave ur fiance and go with his friend. I hope he fvcks ur pusssy hard and dry then dump you, and may ur fiance leave u then.
But dont ever think of comimg back cos if i am ur fiance i will burn you with tire and petrol.
Romance › Re: How To Rescue A Relationship by mencade5(m): 10:37pm On Jul 18, 2014
number 1 and 2 doesnt work on naija ladies.

When you say both parties should make it work, where have you seen naija ladies put effort to make relationship work? All they do is sit back like an handicap and allow the guy the do everytin. When u ask them they will say you are the man, that u are the one that want them.

During 5ex, all they do is close their eyes, enjoy ur thrusting and moan like cow throughout.

For number 1, they are programmed talking machine. When u need rest after a long day of work, they will start disturbing ur ears with all kind of nonsense talk.

Women no go kill men with their wahala...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 9:43pm On Jul 18, 2014
LaurinaDavid: hello chari, i've missed you alot, how are you doing, wittie has left me for the maid ooo
dont kill urself for wittie...i can perform better than him...
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 9:40pm On Jul 18, 2014
lanicky: Lol....naughty guy...

Gudnyt liamm or is it Liamm *amma welcome u tmao*
what happen to good nite hug? Come give me some sugar....hon tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 9:31pm On Jul 18, 2014
lanicky: tongue[b]s embarassederiously...peeps..I'm a lil tired.. gud night every1[/b]
Catch ya'all tmao cool
going to ur boyfriend's house as usual...greet am for us sha. tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 9:29pm On Jul 18, 2014
lanicky: Slaps his face tongue
*dodges her slap, she hits a pillar instead* tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 9:28pm On Jul 18, 2014
LaurinaDavid: tell me why i should leave my husband for you? You might be worse than him,
i could be better. A trial will convince you.

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