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the ladies are busy mapping their territories while the guys are united nations.

*calls mary to come and cook for me after church service today*

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pretty or ugly, once i discover u are behaving in a bad manner due to your beauty and what not. I will end the relationship before you knew it.

Eat you beauty, i dont have time for nonsense.

try and kiss her and ur fears will disappear from that moment on.

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farano: I'm fyn. Apy Sunday in advance

tanx dear, i wish you a soul fulfilling sunday with divine blessings. Happy sunday

frankben: i really do not know what you guys are talking about.... ....

btw, how are your girlfriends doing

all of them still dey form hard to get. But i go switch to another network very soon.

tmx21: not really a 'dump' case, i kinda travelled and she needed someone to use na.

something to use her or someone she will use? I dont understand.

frankben: na you start am na.... Finish the story abeg

me na hear i just hear. Gist me small na. Are u in control or not?

tmx21: olofofo my nick is tmx and am not taking xtarxhyne from frankben, he took her away from me.

hehehe....tmx did she actually dump you for frankben?

frankben: hahahahahaha.... I no know o

tell me something jare

no be my mouth u go hear say yansh dey for back. I no dey oooo

farano: Brazilian hair. Thank me later

Hw are you this evening?

frankben: chai!! Na rumor mongers full here....

i am bringer of good news.
them say the guy name na something mx

na true?

MissMalia: iffa hia...abi no b Mencade5 b diz.

do d needful and read my pm jor!

frankben: Enjoy yourself na

make i do small amebo

i hear say xtar ur babe done dey follow another guy? Na true?

MissMalia: I dnt knw aw 2 do dt...May b coz I dnt read pms...

hmmmmm,,,,,,me too i dont read pms.

frankben: hahahahaha..... lwkmd

mencade, easy bro

frankben my brother...na so now...this is the only wat i get to enjoy this place

chidekings: bro na so u dey do ur own toasting

haba,,,i no want toast her. U no see where i ask her of her boyfriend?

MissMalia: Person wey no get Numba dey dey watsapp?#winkz

i fit e-slap u na now jare....oya pm me.

LaurinaDavid: you mencade5

laurina yes i am wittie, *kisses her tender lips*

MissMalia: Lolz...I guess am d 1 wrong.we ve resolvd it diz Mawin sha.I rily av 2 b considerate...Tnx anyway

no wahala...u dey whatsapp?

LaurinaDavid: you would be the husband, if you are named wittie

my grand mum named me wittie.

LaurinaDavid: i fancy wittie, my husband....

of course am wittie...*winks*

okparaugo: And they are just swindling those guys of recharge cards at the same time sizing up the ones they will give a quickie...

that is why i call ladies domestic pros.titutes.

No vex ooo. But na wetin them dey do na

lets pray and also act.

But will God hear us? Our level of corruption will not let hom am afraid.

Action is the key.

okparaugo: Lmao. Mencade don kill person oo.

I even refused to replace the phone so she will be remembering it. She kept on asking for a new one and was managing its damaged screen.

Imagine babe dey answer 10 mins call for her guy presence and no be her papa dey call.

thats is too bad na. U no slap her? 10 minutes? That girl dey mad!

okparaugo: Lmao. Mencade don kill person oo.

my brother true oooo. The more phone numbers they give out the more boyfriens they acquire

MissMalia: Lolz...stil d xame tin.

u seem kind of cool. I hope ur boyfriend no dey fall asleep again ooo.

okparaugo: Endorsed. When I was much younger and my gf was misbehaving. I broke her phone too. They are real mumu.

Sharing their phone number like pure water to everyman who asks..

okpara my brother, i like the way u handled her.
Honestly they are all the same.

Hahaha...sharing numbers like pure water.
Naija girls recruit boyfriends everyday more than the nigerian army.

MissMalia: ok...simz u luv politics a lot.abi u wan campaign 4 2015...

no oooo. I dont like politics, but i like debate

*singing to laurinadavid* ''hello, it is you am looking for. You can see it in my eye, you cant see it in my smile, i am all that you wanted, for there is no one loving me. Tell me how to win your heart, cos baby i dont have a clue. Let me just stop by saying, i love you''

*holds her hands*

i fancy u laurina