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Politics › Re: I'l Maim Infidels Over And Over Again If I Can- Extradited Nyanya Bomb Suspect. by mencade5(m): 7:54pm On Jul 21, 2014
honestly allah is devil himself.

Ever since i have heard of allah, it is all about killing and bloodshed.

Christians in nigeria, God will never come down and fight for you. Defend urselves or die like fowl,

let us start our own so that nobody will enjoy this country.
Romance › Re: :my Experience When I First Kissed A Lady: Share Yours Too; by mencade5(m): 3:48pm On Jul 21, 2014
i always get honey and milk any time i kiss a lady. Infact i like it very well.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 3:27pm On Jul 21, 2014
LaurinaDavid: nothing is popping ? How are you and where are you ?
am fine dear. Am at work now. What of you? I am missing you lovely face already. Cant wait to be with you.
Romance › Re: Ladies, What Would You Do, If A Guy Kissed You Without Consent? by mencade5(m): 2:53pm On Jul 21, 2014
IrishKez: No guy can just come and kiss me. There must have been a thing going on between us for him to try it. Say, there'd been a unspoken chemistry between us for him to suddenly initiate that.
My cent!



Disclaimer: I haven't kissed before o
Waiting for the right man and time tongue
champion tongue
Politics › Re: Russia Will Use Snowden As A Bargaining Chip. by mencade5(m): 2:29pm On Jul 21, 2014
who is snowden?
Politics › Re: Ghen Ghen! Nigerian Association Of Witches & Wizards Declare War On Boko Haram! by mencade5(m): 2:27pm On Jul 21, 2014
witches are worried that human blood may not be enough for them since boko are just wasting it anyhow bu bombing people. - abuja witches and wizard association.


Hahahaha...i no dey ooo. Na joke oooo
Politics › Re: Ghen Ghen! Nigerian Association Of Witches & Wizards Declare War On Boko Haram! by mencade5(m): 2:26pm On Jul 21, 2014
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 1:55pm On Jul 21, 2014
lanicky: I'm ouutta here sad
*runs after her* na me and u today.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 1:49pm On Jul 21, 2014
lanicky: ZZZZZzzzz tongue
*taps her ass for her*
Crime › Re: Graphic Pics: Female Ritualist Caught With Corpse Of A 3yr Old Boy In Mile 2 by mencade5(m): 1:44pm On Jul 21, 2014
haaaaaa....na wa ooo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 1:41pm On Jul 21, 2014
lanicky: Take u? shocked
No way!!
huh
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 1:22pm On Jul 21, 2014
lanicky: Jeeezz! I don't want u to pollute my kitchen
I'll av to change Missyhorlah...hmmmm *yes!! Mencade5 is a better option* grin tongue
option? U either take me tor forget me. tongue
Romance › Re: How To Get A Woman Into Bed. by mencade5(m): 11:09am On Jul 21, 2014
i love kissing so much. Its more sweeter than 5ex. Each time i kiss my lady, her lips always taste like honey mixed with fresh milk.

I just love that lady. tongue
Romance › Re: Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet Of Times She Denied Him Sex by mencade5(m):
i guess she was fvcking another deeek outside. If not she wouldnt have starve him of 5ex. Women!

I should get an 80 leaves note book to start writing my own experience too.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 10:58am On Jul 21, 2014
frankben: lolzz.... I mean no disrespect SIR... i won't near her again
hahaha...no wahala
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 10:47am On Jul 21, 2014
frankben: <bids her a sexy "goodnight">

sweet dreamz
hey mr man, don go near my woman!tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 10:46am On Jul 21, 2014
LaurinaDavid: hello
baby
Romance › Re: HELP!!! Should I Marry A Guy Without Manhood? by mencade5(m): 9:34am On Jul 21, 2014
prologue: without or "temporarily out of service". What about if u were not able to conceive would he had thought of same about you? When a man spends his resources, which is a part of his life, fixing a gal, esp those from this part of the world, he is surely fetching water with a basket, in a snake infested pond. Not only will he not get water, but might not survive d bite.
hmmmm...food for thought. You have spoken with wisdom here. I must copy this down.

*brings out jotter and biro to copy*

thank you my brother
Romance › Re: Dealing With Bossy Women by mencade5(m): 8:45am On Jul 21, 2014
echobee: U dat i dealt with last nite grin grin tongue
all you did last nite was moaned and turned, when i was banging you. Hahahaha....you couldnt even count the number of times you cummed tongue. Hahahahaha....echobee na wa ooooo
Romance › Re: Ways To Get Over A Heart Break by mencade5(m): 8:05am On Jul 21, 2014
[quote author=avuekwe][/quote]madam, God will not hear you....may you receive more torment like never before.
Romance › Re: Simple Sure Signs You're Dating A Drama King. by mencade5(m): 11:16pm On Jul 20, 2014
rocgirl: Lol...
Funny guy.
hahaha...make i no talk too much oooo
Romance › Re: Simple Sure Signs You're Dating A Drama King. by mencade5(m): 11:09pm On Jul 20, 2014
rocgirl: I'm fine dear...you?
am great.
Tanx for last nite. tongue
Romance › Re: Dealing With Bossy Women by mencade5(m):
bossy women are full of themselves, soft approach doesnt work on them. Hard treatment is what they need to respect you.
Romance › Re: Simple Sure Signs You're Dating A Drama King. by mencade5(m): 11:00pm On Jul 20, 2014
rocgirl: Dirama king!! gringrin
drama queen awa you?tongue
Romance › Re: Simple Sure Signs You're Dating A Drama King. by mencade5(m): 10:44pm On Jul 20, 2014
Ceasar1: [color=#000030] I swear you need deliverance.. grin grin[/color]
my brother no vex ooo. Its my way of saying i dont concur with the post....hahaha
Romance › Re: Simple Sure Signs You're Dating A Drama King. by mencade5(m): 10:36pm On Jul 20, 2014
*holds my deeek for precision and accurate direction*

*breathes deeply*

*urinates all over thread including the op's skirt* tongue

walks away with satisfaction
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 9:58pm On Jul 20, 2014
kayjuu: Hian...Na guys do amebo pass o
sweetheart, do u miss me? tongue
Romance › Re: Ways To Get Over A Heart Break by mencade5(m): 7:47pm On Jul 20, 2014
hahahahaha.....i like this.

Seeing them biiitches wailing and crying of heartbreak. I wish they could use their brain and check that guy they placed on that zone.


Hahahahaha
Music/Radio › Re: Top Seven Video Directors In Nigeria by mencade5(m): 7:23pm On Jul 20, 2014
ogtavia: And who made u an authority on who can produce well and who can't?
hmmmmm...hw grounded in the music world are you?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Very Hungry And Stingy by mencade5(m): 7:14pm On Jul 20, 2014
okparaugo: If nah her boyfriend she follow go out now, she will eat suya on top sharwama.

It has happened that I buy suya b4 and I chop with babe and drinks. After the date she say make I buy the one she go carry go house again. N500 suya for that mata..

Smh.

Ladies, eat your money..
hahahahahahahahahaha......you no know nigerians girls before?

I never chop na im be their nomenclature.
Romance › Re: How To Make Your Ex Boyfriend Want You Back by mencade5(m): 6:53pm On Jul 20, 2014
TRADELYN: This thread would be interesting!

This is your second position booked abi grin

BTW, mail sent!
hahaha...na laugh i just dey laugh all this babes here oooo. Alright let me check it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 6:49pm On Jul 20, 2014
chamo, please use the head to head cups to promote participants. Abeg oooo.

I reached the knock out stage of head to head in the confederation cup. I want a tougher challenge. Also put me for nairaland premierleague oooo.

Let consistent members be in the nairaland premier league.


Garri United FC

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