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GentleMimi: But u've been writing an epistle for me since na? So what does that make you then?
Its is ''senile'' dear,not sinile. Calm down and write like a literate. You keep proving ur illiteracy. Chillax!

@ Buncherstaab,go and yansh down inside shalanga. I dey shame for u and ur alternative moniker. So,yes,i gat shame in ''plentiful''.

hahaha...an inglorious frump is giving me lecture. Okay ooo

lynpetra: Hian!You don dey vex o .Abeg no dey gossip about women again.Abi you be woman?All your threads na gossip threads about women,you dey work for salon?

lynpetra and gentlemimi, i don forgive uba and i don forget everything.

Stop saying my threads are gossips. Dont u knw the difference between gossips and thread?

I don waka

she brought her trotter,with her diurnal insanity to cast aspersion on me. That i wont take

GentleMimi: I'm ever gentle,bro.
Unfortunately,his points are overshadowed by stark stupidity,no offence.
Criticism is valuable and acceptable. Some even laugh over certain criticism,hence making it easily acceptable.

@ Frankben,i dey gbam.

@ Lynpetra,i know he is still going through past humiliation and pain. It is obvious. Mbut make him no dey wear am like mourning cloth na!

i cant believe am meddling words with a sinile, preconscious blabber.

if any lady could tell me anytin, not this shepopotamus. U carry ur yam leg, already faded face to come disturb me today?
Make you open ur own bashing thread na....who stop you? Una never see anytin at all.

Matthewbriggs: Lool GentleMimi .... Be gentle. Haba.

On a serious note ... He does make some points in his threads... Valuable points. The only challenge I see is just in his method of delivery

mathew briggs leave them, na me fit them for this place. My brother no vex.

lynpetra: Whatever it is,bear your cross alone!!Don't instigate the hatred for females.Your experience might not be the same with the other gut complaining.It's people like you guys who are trying to maintain a good relationship shud run away from.People like you will talk ill of their friends wife in other to destroy marriages.

wetin dis one dey talk? U well so? Why are u ladies pained when i open thread? Make una open una own na.....haba... I pass information una go come spoil my thread. Sit down and keep assuming things. it is ladies like you that will envy their friends husbands. Going behind them to fvck him, of possible to snatch him from her.
What is wrong wit una sef? Una too small too make me vex.

GentleMimi: Sit down kee? Dude be like dog wey dey return to hin vomit. If him yarn okpas here finish,the next second the guy go carry hin K-leg go fall mugu for fine chikala.

you think say na lady u be? U carry big back like man want come use ur smelling pusssy disturb my afternoon?
Is it my fault say your boyfriend dump your fat body, wey bre.as.sts don dall finish come dey use ur frustration for me? U never see anytin....
Ur boyfriend couldnt could with your lousiness. Which correct woman dey open mouth like hippotamus like gentlemini.
Please go fvck urself somewhere if not i go deal with this afternoon.

lynpetra: We are not pained o.Infact,aon behalf of women*kneels down*we are begging you to forgive and forget.Oya no vex,you too vex jare.Small play wey we carry your head do,you just hate us. .We won't hurt you again,biko.*blows nose*

comot from my side jare...who una be? Who is pained. Na una come find my trouble today and una go see am.

frankben: easy sis.....

frankben leave her she don find trouble. Make i start my own crase now.

GentleMimi: I'm not close to ur age?? OMG! Are you above fourty/fifty?. You old but still dey mumu. Blawd of God!
Na your cow bweast u handle?

i never start anytin she don turn am to insult. Una see am abi? I never insult am.

Chaiii

Prowizy2: Mencade you serious for this matter!!

prowizy2 this girls no go win me at all ooo. Hahaha. I serious na. We don dey fight for long. No be today.

pickabeau1: choi...see gangup!

na only u waka come.. mencade

these babes don mean u today

bro trust me...na me fit all of them. E don tay wey i dey deal with them for here.

lynpetra: My dear,continue your ministry.Advocate for weak men like you who can't handle a woman.I have never seen a man with so much trouble about women.I don't know Wetin women do you o but Mehn I no say na strong thing.I pray you never experience such again.

she is pained that all their tricks to weaken men have been exposed. All the crocodile tears, all the bliking of their eyes like as if affected by partial blindness, making faces like toddlers etc. It has been exposed and lynpetra and her she-devil warrior are not happy about it.
Una never see anything...you and your co ladies(liars) needs to change your ways of diabolism and repent!

Hahaha

lynpetra: Gbam!If his past relationships never worked,he needs to sit down and answer some questionnaires for himself. .

stop getting ideas into your head. I have a good relationship. Lets stop there. This abuja gal no go leave me ooo. Lynpetra, stop talking as if you have experience. No be this year you get your first boyfriend?

hahahaha

GentleMimi: *yinmu*
Na small small girls dey show u pepper wey dey make u come cry for us. Assassinate my funky azz. Who dash mencade-monkey? Leave my bweast alone. Keep ur mind off it. E no flat reach ur babe own wey don born football team for u. Lol!

u have already dreamt about my balls, hoping to hang it and cherish it for the rest of your life. Woman! Your plan fail.
You always get me wrong. I dont do children relationship. U arent close yo my age, talkless of woman's age. Lets put that aside.

Go with you bwe.asts, the one i sucked and handle last nite is enough for me.

pickabeau1: i for call kullyie join.. but she don calm down when the tsunami brought back her ID from the dead
I hope she does not go man hatin mode again

We dy push am ... small small

hahahaha....abeg no vex, i forget to mention kulyie. Eeeyaaaa....all her feminists thread don lost. Pwahahahaha....i just pray she is now born again from all these nonsense feminists idea.

Well done ooooo

GentleMimi: If hin like make hin no recover,i go dash am one NL male...Andyblaze comes to mind....

@ Matthewbriggs,na so. Na only am wey babes don show pepper? How many female u see way dey carry man matter for head like pepper? You wey dey talk,u never get bad experience with babe? You don open weeping thread?
When a guy has had too much re-occuring experiences,it might not be wrong to assume he also has some blame in the matter. If u've had the same experiences with diff set of peeps,would u not sit back and ask urself what went wrong? Or if u've done something to warrant similar outcomes?

madam my threads are not weeping threads. U no read am well? My level of experience wont make any insane lady to play tricks on me.

Lynpetra, i dey laff oooo. Always getting me wrong. I pity you.

Gentle mimi stop disturbing my threads and please dont visit my thread at all. I created those threads to enlighten men on relationship matters eh.

And try and give your life to christ!

GentleMimi: Lol! Ahswear,if i wan assassinate u,i can never make a failed attempt. When i kill u finish,i go hang ur balls for my room as trophy.

*slaps her pancake face*

assasins no dey make mouth.

If i go assasinate ur i go use 2 fish hooks to pin ur two flabby boo.bs and hand ur outside as lessons to other ladies.

Bunchersstab: fyn man.
hw hustle?

my brother we thank God oooo.. Well done sir

pickabeau1: why the assault on mencade

Some of the female posters here are worse and full of bile..

some make it a business to hate on guys..

pickabeau1 God bless you. These ladies are all disciples of kanwulia, lorreta, dyt, etc their level of wickedness is too much but na me fit them.
Well done

how is work by the way?

GentleMimi: Ahswear. That is major advantage of the NL hurricane. It swept ut evil threads away.
I love men *selectively*,especially the kind-hearted ones with gentle touch and devilish bodies.
Tah! Shuuush! Who dash monkey?
LMAO!!!
He takes out his frustration on other innocent chikalas. Na we say make hin babe matter bend like crayfish? Hian!

i shall rise and come stronger woth this ministry i have started of exposing you ladies and runa gals.

maybe na you be the lady sef wey want assasinate me. Ur plan no go work.

I have a lovely lady, who loves me so dearly. dont be jealous arrogantmimi

Bunchersstab: We dey behind u solidly, no e-war fit conquer us

bunchersstab tanx man. I promise to do the to you and all guys in thos forum. Hw ur side na?

MissMalia: i do have 5ex with my boyfriend 5 times a week. Its so sweet

i take God beg you, make you no spoil me ooo.

lynpetra: Story!!!side chicks ko.As u stingy reach?

stingy?....make i no talk sha. Indicate by raising your hand if you want the same position.

Prowizy2: Hehehehe. . Make she go die, I stand firm for your back

tank you brother...i need to hire e-body guards. My e-life is in real danger. Hahaha

lynpetra: Lol.See as we post am the same time.The guy dey vex for pusssy every seconds of everyday.

which pusssy? Ur own?
*uses matrix protocol to check if it is accessible*

MissMalia: God knwz none of dem has ever tried it...Even tho my ex once said he ll do it,I tel am straight away"boi,u no go wan chop atagungun na.I tuk it so seriouz nd he wz lyk,I cnt do dt,I wz jez jokin.Nd 4 my present bf,he cnt stand seein me sad nt 2 talk of slapping me...

haaaaaa....God why na, God why na ooooooooooooo. Ur guy fall my hand. She be he dey chop am before? If so, he for do am, after one week na u go bring the thing come give am.

lynpetra: Na u sabi.
*climbs her bobo*

hehehehe....okay oooo.

*invites 3 of my side chicks at the same to time to come and warm my bed for me*