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kayjuu: Maxwell... That's my Hubby's name. Lol

when iwas baptized my baptism name is Maxwell...hahaha.

kayjuu: Work...IT actually
You?

job applicant...done with nysc

kayjuu: I'm sure you can see my hubby beside me

am the hubby. Its just 2 of us here.

kayjuu: Lol...which forming?
Its another way of answering you na

okay...i like ur kind of person. U seem quite amiable, jovial and beautiful.


KM=kayjuu and ...........

kayjuu: Really? I did? Hmm...I wonder how
I'm fine by the way...you?

dont wonder dear, just allow it to flow...am always great. What are u up to this morning?

[quote author=kayjuu]Oops. My ring is on the left hand[/quote Check well, its on ur right hand.

kayjuu: Went well...
Yours?

it was awesome. ..am glad to be here with u by my side. Am having breakfast, please join me.

kayjuu: I heard my name

what is all this nonsense? Answer me properly, i dont have time for this kind of forming jare.

what is yes and no?

Nonsense!

This is a trick they use in friendzoning guys. Give her less attention, like check on her once in two weeks. If she is still forming just abandon her.

There is no gal on earth without boyfriends. What useless examination is she giving you? Will she pass this same exam if given to her?

Guys make una no dey fall una hand abeg. Babes plenty for area. If one no gree, try the next one.

Goodluck

jigsaw uses saw.

Me am starting my own wit ''KM''

guess what it stands for?

kayjuu: Really??

so, how are you? U actually led me to this place filled with charming and nubile ladies.

kayjuu: Na...can't do that. I'm happily married

stop lying...

*removes the ring from are right hand*

krall: *he tries to crack another egg and and a premature chick falls into his food*

krall, all the eggs i bought are fresh ones...so non is spoilt.

kayjuu: Morning

how did ur nite go for you dear?

JigsawKillah: sorry.....do i no u?


SAW

i know u not but just stay clear from my woman.

*sprinkles curry on egg sauce, adds diced beef to it*

*looks at thread*


wetin concern me.

*stirs egg sauce and leave for 5 minutes*

kayjuu?

JigsawKillah: lol it's a mystery, it'll remain so for now


SAW

maybe it stands for

shiiit asss wimp...
Am gonna whoop u real bad and take over missyhorla from ya...

kayjuu: *blank stare* is that all you got?
Not moved

singing ''slow down, i just wanna get to know you''
''dont just turn around, cos u look so beautiful to me''
''slow down, everytin about u feels so good to me'' ''and bless me with you beauty, cutie''

*winks*

kayjuu: I've got a ring on me finger...morning, since you entered without permission

i apologise my lady. I take permission roght now from you to enter this room...can u now remove that ring so that we can start afresh?

okotie, fvcking his church ladies since 1960

daveP: Goodnight everyone!

where all of una dey go sef? The evening is just starting and all of una dey run? Na wa ooo

well missyhorla. I promise to love u always, dream of me and me only. Davep lanicky belongs to you, jigsaw i hope u get another woman very soon .

*heads down to politics section for a fight*

daveP: easy mehn(in tpain mood) u dont get to rush em allup,move at the canoe speed!

sowie, i am always like that. Let me slow down a little.

daveP: guyyyy!! Your food dey burn.!!! No be this we give u contract for! (in undertaker's voice)im goina pin u down ,if u do that 1 MORE (EMPHASIS) TIME(DROPS MIC)

davep am a lover not a fighter (a cook)

i don cook since na. Davep we too get to enjoy some of these chikala for here nau...

*winks at missyhorla*

*directs jigsaw to the nearest transformer*

missyhorlah: hey bro#beats him hard# wake up from your dream.its time for night prayer

*holds her well curved hips with my two hands, pulls her close to my loins, she smiles, signalling me to continue, basking in the ecstasy am putting her in*

missyhorla, i can catch the stars for you.

I love prayer section, most especially on the altar (my bed).

JigsawKillah: hey dawg....check the next door
she told u 2yrs....but she meant u've got no hope. She mine's bruh

those 2 yrs are just mere saying.
SAW

ur name is not tagged on her forehead.

+prepares to snatch missyhorla for jigsaw+

missyhorlah: all this thing U̶̲̥̅̊ r using to describe me aint real U̶̲̥̅̊ know. Any way application not granted try again in the next 2 years.

stop pretending woman! I aint have time for frivolities.

*draws close to her, her breath increases, she looks away avoiding gaze, i undressed her with my looks as i bite my lips in anticipation for what i am going to do to her*

daveP: *exposes 6packs of artistic,symmentrical firmness* i tell u egetasebe!

i don choose my babe here oooo. Missyhorla na my chick now. U know say i no dey dull. But i think she is the shy type.

Help me talk to her abeg

missyhorlah: kisses dear.jigsawkillah i hope U̶̲̥̅̊ can see this,m going with sumone else

halleluyah! Chisos tank you ooooo.

*starts floating in the air due to this kiss of life from a lady with eyes as bright as the stars, lips so soft and supple like, face like an angel, skin so soft like and silky like a sheep's wool, hips well formed like that of kim kardashian's *

i would like to go on a date with you missyhorla

ib55: guy cool down m suffering frm a brkn hrt m nt here tryn to hit on any babe. just wanted advice n I got it.
so help me thank her since na u say may she help me.

my baby is quite experienced. Just as she says. To me, i feel you lady has been enjoying someone else's deek.

Stop to being nice to her. Change your nice ways and be a man.