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Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Your Nigerian Girlfriend Easily by mencade5(m): 10:26pm On Jul 15, 2014
tell her you have been sack from your work. Her love for you go change to hatred for you.
Naija ladies hates to hear that you dont have job ooo, even if you have bright prospect their silly brains wont bear with you to build life together.

True life story, i had a lady, who professed true love for me, we did it twice. She travelled when she came back, i lied to her i have been sacked from my work and dont have any job for now. O boy come see as this babe come take me like a nonentity.
I looked up and smiled to the heavens, and said , ''women can never change''.

I stopped calling her, texting and all that. She too locked up and forgot about me. I left her and now am enjoying my money to my satisfaction. Drinks to my satisfaction, recharge my phones and browse 247 to my satisfaction.

No time ooo. But ayam still searching sha.
Politics › Re: INTERPOL Hands Over Mastermind Of Nyanya Bomb Blast (ogwuche) To Nigeria by mencade5(m): 10:00pm On Jul 15, 2014
Zakkyoz: Your reasoning is bereft of sound judgement. you don't even know what u are saying. that bastard is an idoma guy,the same tribe with your senate president. little research could help u that is if u are teachable. it is because of people like u that i've been advocating for legalisation of abortion in nigeria.
idiot....i schooled in the same higher institution with this guy. I have seen his father facially, u are a wasted sp.erm that should have been flushed out into latrine. Maggot brain. I can tutor your entire generation whose brains reeks of emptiness.

Nitwit
Romance › Re: My Boss Insists I Should Lodge With HER On A Business Trip by mencade5(m): 9:55pm On Jul 15, 2014
CoolHunk: I bet you're fatter than the average sumo wrestler.
hahaha...do you want to kill me? People said i have chris brown's structure but am planning to be like lebron james. tongue
Romance › Re: I'm I Too Young To Get Married At 24?? [source] by mencade5(m): 9:52pm On Jul 15, 2014
*peeps into thread, checks topic*

just exercise 5 more years. Fvck more ladies and enjoy urself until u are 28 or 29. Before u delve into marriage.


*applies grinded nutmeg to my pot of chicken stew, stirs continuously until it settles down* tongue
Politics › Re: INTERPOL Hands Over Mastermind Of Nyanya Bomb Blast (ogwuche) To Nigeria by mencade5(m): 9:23pm On Jul 15, 2014
C0llynzO2: I know Nupe muslims, they aren't in anyway more wicked than Hausa or Fulani muslims.
u may be right....but the ones that mix easily with christians are the real islamic bas.tards....most especially igala muslims, ebira muslims, even the muslims from osun and ibadan and kwara are the ones mainly use to execute and mastermind these attacks.

I have lived with some of them before. Dont be surprise the hausa are more friendly than these other islamic tribes.

Tanx brother
Politics › Re: INTERPOL Hands Over Mastermind Of Nyanya Bomb Blast (ogwuche) To Nigeria by mencade5(m): 9:16pm On Jul 15, 2014
Bluetooth2: Mo'R'on
bas,tard....you this blind beast.
Celebrities › Re: Surulere! Check Out Flavour Six Years Ago by mencade5(m): 9:12pm On Jul 15, 2014
daveP: Money! If a prophet told him that he'l use words sucha as 'akirikata' onwalima(with d way he pronounces it) he wnt believe.money mo! Mencade5 transfer that stove right now!
davep, na gas cooker i dey use ooo. U want fall my hand?

*hands him gas cooker*

*puts on the fan as am about to munch and delve into my boiled potatoes with egg sauce mix with chopped beef and salmon fish* tongue
Politics › Re: INTERPOL Hands Over Mastermind Of Nyanya Bomb Blast (ogwuche) To Nigeria by mencade5(m): 9:07pm On Jul 15, 2014
ayusco85: Busted grin. Am reporting u all to the INTERPOL. For illegally acquiring space on nairaland
hehehe....if u are not on page one u comments is in vain ooooo.
Politics › Re: INTERPOL Hands Over Mastermind Of Nyanya Bomb Blast (ogwuche) To Nigeria by mencade5(m): 9:02pm On Jul 15, 2014
smudge2079: Aminu ogwuche? Dis guy must be an hybrid. Igbo/hausa names
igala from kogi state
Politics › Re: INTERPOL Hands Over Mastermind Of Nyanya Bomb Blast (ogwuche) To Nigeria by mencade5(m): 8:53pm On Jul 15, 2014
i have said it here before on nairaland.


The yoruba muslims. The ebira muslims, the igala muslim (where this useless aminu ogwuche comes from), the nupe, auchi is edo state, idoma muslims, are more wicked muslims than the hausa muslims. I also said they are the that easily mix with us and as such perpetrate more evils and bombings to nigerians than the hausa/fulani muslims.

Here we are. An igala man from kogi state. The perpetrators of nyanya bomb blast....this bas.tard should be hang. Tie a rope to his scrotum and hang him. hedioooot
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Ghanaians Renounce Their Nationality - Interior Ministry by mencade5(m): 8:53pm On Jul 15, 2014
gayna thinks with their deeek and puccciiiii....fvcking up and down in their movies...no moral lesson their. Why? Their kenke brain cant think well.
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Ghanaians Renounce Their Nationality - Interior Ministry by mencade5(m): 8:50pm On Jul 15, 2014
gayna are cowards. No war but they are fed up with the zone of kainke eaters....disgracing africans with their worthlessness...scarvengers!
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Ghanaians Renounce Their Nationality - Interior Ministry by mencade5(m): 8:48pm On Jul 15, 2014
Cubeet: After your shafty lyrics, Which country are you planning to seek asylum? Tell the country that Ghana is fighting civilian war..lol........or are you a dual citizen?
my brother...gayna is already a pig sty...with too many shiiit....gaynaians are abandoning that worthless country of witch hunters and hopelessness...obama tried to save them but their peppered brain cannot help them think
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Ghanaians Renounce Their Nationality - Interior Ministry by mencade5(m): 8:45pm On Jul 15, 2014
these kainke peppered eaters are still here abi? Useless gaynaians...disgracing africa since 1900 - Nkrumah
Romance › Re: Share How You Escaped Being Raped by mencade5(m): 8:39pm On Jul 15, 2014
*puts plantain on already hot oil*

i was almost molested but i wasnt molested.

Dytbabe come and share yours jor. tongue



*stirs plantain until it turns golden brown*
*about to make egg pondings*tongue
Romance › Re: Will You Still Marry Her? by mencade5(m): 8:26pm On Jul 15, 2014
dytbabe: Ha
That movie
Aiye okunrin
Ft funke akindele as the lady, yinka qadri as the boss and bello son as the husband.

He left her na
And he regrted it later
i wont leave u once we start our love story...tongue

pm me.
Education › Re: Did Any One Still Remember This Cover ? :D by mencade5(m): 8:17pm On Jul 15, 2014
BRAV0O: very good observation grin
brav00 my oga hw far? Hahaha...na my babes say na egg sauce them like ooooo. Tank u for that thread wey u open for my head. I just lie low for now. Na next week i want come back with a bang and many stories to expose all the runs gals for naija.
Education › Re: Did Any One Still Remember This Cover ? :D by mencade5(m): 8:15pm On Jul 15, 2014
McWhillion: Bro this ur egg sauce mix na stone? U don dey cook am for more than one hour now.
hahaha...my oga na 5 babes i get. I give all of them appointment every 2 hours. And them say na egg sauce and boiled potatoes them go eat. How i go do na?
Education › Re: Did Any One Still Remember This Cover ? :D by mencade5(m): 8:05pm On Jul 15, 2014
i just fear now now...i hate that book most especially the one for 2A. My writing wowo that time and i dey always fail english well well with this book.


*runs out to stir my egg sauce mix with diced beef* tongue
Islam › Re: The Spirit Of Ramadan Fasting In Pictures by mencade5(m): 7:29pm On Jul 15, 2014
2sExy1: what I love about them is the unity that bond them together.

Can a pastor like Oyedepo sit on floor to eat with you, especially when you are not a prominent being?

Northerners are good people just that when most of them are angry, they can be deadly!

Each time I see these people... I see love among them. You don't need to be of the same parent with them before they treat you as one of them. As long as you are a muslim and if you speak Hausa which is an added advantage, you are a brother!

My friend gained admission into my school years ago because he spoke to hausa, but he is southerner. Where else can you find such kind gesture, quite hardly!
oyedepo? The day wey he go sit down for our midst like this na that day devil go repent ooo.
Islam › Re: The Spirit Of Ramadan Fasting In Pictures by mencade5(m): 7:20pm On Jul 15, 2014
Michyeddy: buhahahahahahahahahahahaha what a prayer
my sister na so we see am oooo,
Romance › Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Would Not Let Him Go by mencade5(m): 7:14pm On Jul 15, 2014
dytbabe: Psycho
grin grin grin

Stop sending me PMs
I don't do juveniles
Mencade I mean u
i have never send pm to you before. Na which kind lie be this sef? :p

infact dytbabe pm me now! Thats an order.
Romance › Re: My Boss Insists I Should Lodge With HER On A Business Trip by mencade5(m): 7:10pm On Jul 15, 2014
lrguru: so all those ur many plenty things, na for beans abi?
na egg sauce ooo. U go chop? tongue
Romance › Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Would Not Let Him Go by mencade5(m): 6:50pm On Jul 15, 2014
dytbabe: grin grin grin
E pain am
U will marvel soon
tah!

Pain wetin.

But wetin do that ur pix wey na nyash u use cover everywhere? U don lost the original pix abi? tongue

you never see anything.

Omo babe ni werey mehn!
Romance › Re: My Boss Insists I Should Lodge With HER On A Business Trip by mencade5(m): 6:48pm On Jul 15, 2014
lrguru: na cook I just de cook so
beans abi? Hahaha
Romance › Re: Ladies Y Wuld U Pretend U Don’t Feel Anythng 4 A Guy You’ve Had A Crush On? by mencade5(m): 6:43pm On Jul 15, 2014
dytbabe: grin grin grin
Today is ladies bashing day ooo
huh
Politics › Re: I Killed Army Officers, Free My Men And I Will Bring Back Your Girls: Shekau. by mencade5(m): 6:36pm On Jul 15, 2014
Wsdm: But the same hausa man( the late Yar'adua) subdued the sect and Jonathan had to wake them up for God knows why. I do not know what responsibility you people will ever place on the shoulder of the president!
lies...yar addua did not subdue them.
Romance › Re: My Boss Insists I Should Lodge With HER On A Business Trip by mencade5(m): 6:34pm On Jul 15, 2014
lrguru: and set the whole thing on fire
i no say u no sabi cook, make u talk make i send pdf file on how to cook for u before its too late oooo.
Romance › Re: My Boss Insists I Should Lodge With HER On A Business Trip by mencade5(m): 6:32pm On Jul 15, 2014
Cecediva: Write your will first before eating that thingcheesy
hahaha...u re jealous am a better cook than you. tongue
Sports › Re: FG Responds To FIFA Ban By Stopping N253 Million NFF Monthly Pay! by mencade5(m): 6:30pm On Jul 15, 2014
donnypool: lol mod you dey see this fraudster so, he done deceive me o, talk say i nor scroll down now i for go open thread topic "WHY ARE PEOPLE LEAVING NAIRALAND" referencing this same guy as a proof, but no he played on me!!!

Oya seun and your mod rats start to ban am now!!
hahaha...na so u hate me reach...abeg oooo
Romance › Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Would Not Let Him Go by mencade5(m): 6:18pm On Jul 15, 2014
dytbabe: Money u no get
Fine no be one of ur feature
U no tall
Sexy mba
Ur voice sef na wash

Wetin dey ur body wey person wan die for
Now I know the reason for ur hatred towards women
U no pass for anyth
for ur mind. tongue

am only managing u.

U wey ur nyash flat
ur bwe.asts done fall like slippers.
U black person charcoal
u and bance of burkina faso dey drag most beautiful

mscheeeeww
Romance › Re: My Boss Insists I Should Lodge With HER On A Business Trip by mencade5(m): 6:09pm On Jul 15, 2014
*stirs egg sauce, adds chopped beef to it, applies 3 pinches grinded yellow pepper*


krall, just do as she say after all na you gain from her.


*adds thyme, applies grinded crayfish to sauce, stirs very well for it to mix*

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