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lanicky: Spou kini?engaged indeed! U get luck say davep don beg me make i leave u for am... Tanx anyways for welcoming...una no dey kiss person for here sef? Na wa oooo...i need a welcoming kisses to cool down my temper. To introduce myself. I remain the spoilt child that speaks raw, both lewd and chastise, i am a holy romance machine. I no dey shame oooooo *sprinkles thyme to my beef coconut rice* ![]() |
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daveP: *produces form of 'no go area' to him* sign here and leave 2dots here.na me dey talkashawo man...hahaha...u don see sexy waist the tin no make u rest abi? Well, where is that kayjuu jare. *exposes my 6 packs for her to see* ![]() |
ib55: I am so grateful for your advice its really going to help me make my choice. m glad I came to nairaland with this and thank you for being there.oga dytbabe is my woman. She always abides by my instructions, i told her to help your situation. Its free sha. Be wise as a man, goodluck with your choice. +enters shower with my her+ ![]() |
another is also fvcking ur lady with you. He is even fvcking her better and harder. |
daveP: dnt worry,na my e-family be this.u go dey give us scintillating,quite enlivening aromatic compounds when u start in the kitchen!already davep, i hope to enjoy this family and i pray to have lanicky as my spouse too. ![]() *holds her hands, caressing it gently and soothingly |
alexdellafonte: For ur mind u don cook ?make u no dey send me pm, food don finish. ![]() |
lanicky: Lol...see first amebo.make u swear say the thing no dey sweet you if you tips dey press the bikeman back. ![]() i dont need introduction here. I come and go when i like. *pecks both kayjuu and lanicky, they both taste great like strawberries* ![]() |
kayjuu: I'm don't have the authority to do that...when lanicky comesdavep, i dont need anyone's authority before i get into this house. By the who is kayjuu and lanicky? I hope they are sexy, with big booty, and jovial. I like my lady this way, all the time. ![]() |
GBTYO: Berem can not be banned as she has mynd44 in her pocketdo you mean mynd44 is falls under berem control like a total mugu? ![]() chaiiii...hahaha |
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yes jonathan has failed because buhari and his men have vowed to make his government ungovernable. Jonathan has failed but his is much more better when abacha, babangida, yar addua, buhari ruled. #looters from the north |
dytbabe: All na wash ![]() |
op its true. But you fvck up ooo. When you tend to show more care, concern, gentleness to either wowo girls or fine girls they tend to form for you. That is why i always treat them hard. I dont see them as anytin. I have learnt never to allow wowo girls to form superstars for me. Even the pretty ones, i treat them the same way. If she wants something from me and i am using it, i tell her immediately that i am not going to give it to her. Make them feel their beauty is useless in your presence and you will see how they will worship you. *stirs my mutton stews, adds salmon fish to already boiling stew* |
op love is an imagination. Ever since i realised that these imagination made me think like a foool i have learnt to control it and erase it completely when it fades away. Dont be a foool for love. Use your brain |
andromida: Awwww Love o, love o. ![]() |
*par boiled my rice, place it on the fire. Fries tin tomatoes, adds curry to it, pours boiled mutton (sheep meat), applies 5 pinches of grinded crayfish, adds stock fish to already boiling stew, adds diced kpomo to it* to be continue i dey mad make i do that nonsense? Even if them swear for me, i no go do dat tin. *adds crushed nutmeg to stew, leaves it on the fire for 10 minutes before bringing it down* |
i dont pay importance to naija ladies. It is easy for a lion to give birth to a sheep than for a naija girl to love you when you dont have money. Even if you have bright prospect their fish brain will not allow them to stay and build with you. Naija ladies....oleee since 1800 |
Nursy: U started the tribe ish. We all knw that foreigners are part of these insurgents but the basic thing is that they are doing that in the name of islam.... Wether they are yorubas, hausas or even ibo muslims, all we are clamouring for is that they should change and stop killing in the name of Islam and Allah... Shikena!quote author=mencade5]babe, me too i schooled in zaria. I am not defending the hausa people. I knew the trouble we experienced from them in zaria, you dont need to tell me. Am not a muslim either. I made a post here that they are the master minder. That means am not defebding them.i didnot start any tribal ish. If u read my post very well, i did not single out a particular tribe. I listed some of them. Very correct foreigners are used mainly to operate too. You should also understand that these men cannot and will not stop. Their brains are already corrupted. Total extermination is what they need. Nigerians always surprise me every time, always saying ''God help me us''. I was assisting a guy on this army recruitment last month but hos brother was discouraging him. God cannot come down from heaven and destroy these terrorists for us. Who else will clear this mess if not us. Let us not only pray but let us act with action. Man die once. If these things are handle with soft hands things will get rough. Terrorists dont change, terrorists needs to be annihilated! Tanx |
Douglasdale:my guy norry. We no forget you. |
Yungwizzzy: hulala!!!na like this you dey take cook your own? No let belle pain somebody oooo. |
MabraO: I always enjoy those ur egg sauce with crayfishhahaha...my brother that egg sauce has been my specialty. But i wanna upgrade to a top class cuisine this evening. |
[quote author=echobee][/quote]ifa opens his mouth and contacted sour throat. ![]() ifa is one of my fathers slave, with fear he threw the urine and ran for his life. ![]() |
Yungwizzzy: I'm hungry Broyoungwizzy, tonite jollof rice mixed with mutton (meat of sheep) |
lynpetra: I suggest your friend should get to the root of the matter and leave God out of this.There must be something wrong somewhere.Until he finds out he shouldnt lebel her a bad gurl yet.root of which matter? Guy abeg focus on your current spouse, no time to waste on some lose beeetch. |
*lights gas cooker, about to start cooking my dinner* edited op 99 percent of ladies are very confuse about everything in this life, but still want to claim smartness in their confuse state. |
Nursy: Guy, calm down and stop defending the hausa muslims. Maority of them (esp the almajiris) are the ones involved in these bombings. Just because they caught one idoma man(not igala pls) u don't want to let us hear word. The hausas are nice but they don't mind killing for the sake of islam (brainwashed almajiris though). I schooled in zaria and so I know some things.babe, me too i schooled in zaria. I am not defending the hausa people. I knew the trouble we experienced from them in zaria, you dont need to tell me. Am not a muslim either. I made a post here that they are the master minder. That means am not defebding them. What i was stating here was to let us know that other tribal muslims will be used as the main weapon to penetrate us. As long as their allegiance is for islam. When u are in zaria, did you not see what MSSN were doing? Were there not other tribal muslims apart from hausa/fulani with them? Am not bashing any tribes, infact america and uk have paraded many terrorist in their nets and most of this terrorists who are nigeria are the yoruba and hausa tribes. Terrorism is not known for just one tribe. Do you think ogwuche is the only one involve in this kind of dastard act in nigeria? There are many more tribal muslims in this and we should not ignore them. Tanx |
nna! That girl is just using you. She is enjoying ur company and ur jokes, also qasting your time at the end of the day she will still go and meet her boyfriend for a serious fvck. You have to change things and plwase stop thinking with your peeeenis. Use ur brain. We have many of her types hear in nairaland. They always wants to be around you, you will always be their clown, while their puccccii belongs to another man. Here is what to do; forget her completely. It is very glaring that she cannot be yours. Stop being that caring guy for her. Start lookong for your own girl.removw her number from your phone, dont ever contact her, even on facebook. If not, you will get hurt the more. Your case is that of assistant boyfriend. I want you to ignore her. Try and put your focus on other ladies. This lady will only cause you pain and heartache if you continue begging her. It is a big shame for guys to beg girls to date them, talk more of marry them. Leave her, if possible you can let her know that she should stop coming to your place that you dont like it. I do these all the time. Irrespective of who theady is, how pretty she is(i dont care). Speak your mind mr man and free yourself from perpetual sorry. Goodluck |
for what na? Let her die for me so that i can have more pycccciiii to fvck. No time. |
kingphilip: Hw far u never roast am finish before e go burnroast wetin? Na custard and fried egg day this afternoon ooo. *breaks 4 eggs into cup, adds sliced onions, 2 pieces of chopped green pepper, 1 pinch of salt, sprinkes, seasoning in it, then whisks it, pours mixed eggs in already hot oil* |
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