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NwaAmaikpe:




Nice one,
Nwa Igbo ekwesiro I-me onye ofe nmanu oyi.


This is Ogunmola's law at work or The law of diminishing marginal sexual utility.

OGUNMOLA'S LAW


States that every pvnny has an expiry date.
Upon expiry of which, the satisfaction derived from remaining in such relationship is inversely proportional to the happiness generated from smashing the pvnny even if time is constant.

NwaAmaikpe:


It is bad to have a fallen brezz and still flaunt it;
But its' even worse when the brezz is hairy and needs to be shaved from time to time.

I might not respect her acting skills...but this brezz deserves to be flaunted.
It has breastfed some of the most respected men in this country...notable amongst them is the anal-loving Apostle

laplace19:
"Today I experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and the maker have challenged my preconception about fine cooking is an understatement. Tomorrow I will come here, hungry for more"

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
My dear Mrs Ryan: It's with the most profound sense of joy that I write to inform you your son, Private James Ryan, is well and, at this very moment, on his way home from European battlefields. Reports from the front indicate James did his duty in combat with great courage and steadfast dedication, even after he was informed of the tragic loss your family has suffered in this great campaign to rid the world of tyranny and oppresion. I take great pleasure in joining the Secretary of War, the men and women of the U.S. Army, and the citizens of a grateful nation in wishing you good health and many years of happiness with James at your side. Nothing, not even the safe return of a beloved son, can compensate you, or the thousands of other American families, who have suffered great loss in this tragic war. I might share with you some words which have sustained me through long, dark nights of peril, loss, and heartache. And I quote: "I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the somlemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the alter of freedom." -Abraham Lincoln. Yours very sincerely and respectfully, George C. Marshall, General, Chief of Staff

TheDriller:
Remember when I said I'll kill you last......... I lied.

bkool7:
" My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

My best movie EVER!

Naturalobserver:
"if we die,it will be for glory not for gold"

AfonjaBoston:
Ara nwanyi asaba