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mart2k:
Abeg go and borrow small brain

Would have argued with you buh looking at ur pinshure, u look razz nd a nonentity...

Am sure ur folks worship idol cous u look like "Arusi Apiriapi"...

It's normal nah nd should not be News, were they excepting to be paid by IMF..

Nah now e good sef, if dem go play rubbish come back nah to freeze their acct.

hedonistic:
I dey tell you my brother. These guys inspired a whole generation of hustlers in this country. Especially Nwude and Anajemba. Heavy men.

I wan do apprenticeship for those guyz firm..

Hmmm...

maybe reduction in terms of verbal attack..

Buhari nd co. I hail una wiv una expensive lie..

Secondly, America is "wete isi bia weri isi".
America gives nd takes, don't be suprise bokoharam goes while "Islamabomb" comes..

Hmm..

Like 1 international mumu said earlier, The Mammiwater in Ogun state have not eaten for weeks but I pray the remaining sixteen re retrived safe inorder to starve the mammiwater more..

Just watch how some mammiwater will quote me, threatening to dry up water from my borehole..

Atlantian:
Dehydration. Excessive Alcohol. Extreme pH level of the plasma. Emotional imbalances and High Blood Pressure which are primarily caused by the mentioned are basic culprits of erectile dysfunction. By taking water for 3 straight days, the human body will automatically turn off the draught mode, and the remaining 4 days in the week it will be dehydrated to natural mode. If he stops taking the water on day 1, day 2, day 3, it will not help, but he has to continue the hydrating treatment for 7 days, his prick will stand like rock of gibralter. In fact, make I no talk too much.

If nah water dey make preek stand gidigba, nah 10litres I don already start with, so that If I Cum e no go fall..

Talph:
The way you think is out if this world brother

Have u heard of proof reading..

Atlantian:
4 liters of water every day for 1 week and you should be good.

Abeg nah water dry for him preek

O boy eeeh!!
And I have been searching..

Abeg who get their 2go username..

Chaii..

Dia ris god oo..

Hmmhmm..


I neva reach to put mouth were Professors they..

So, I just waka pass.

Hahahaha..
Finger watin..

Abeg make police no come knock for my house say the finger print resemble my own..

Finger print ko Foetus print nii..

He is communicating with Ifa.

The great Musician Nigeria can never come across again..

His shoes, no musician can fit in..

Romeolowo:
I call it trick because I was brave enough not to come out

Brave heart

jeezey:
you are just a useless human fellow...... Learn how to think and interprete

See an _imbecile advising me.

Please construct a flawless sentence when next you intend quoting me.

It's interpret and not that rubbish you spelled.

Please go enroll for spelling drill..

Obasanjo ko obesere nii...

Can OBJ send sms talkless handling a twitter account..

See person don buy land for this one wey no fit make FP..

OP, pls be sincere to tell the house u were probably hiding under ur bed or inside the wardrobe, so there was nothing like tricked ko trekkers nii..

teamchocolate:
It wud av been good if this 'biafran homeland' was indeed developed

Pls can u show us pictures of this development

Hahaha see this my fellow sango worshiper has called again.

Google could really help u or do I send u some MB...

Nothing true about it..

Tune ur TV sets nd see Amaechi screening has been moved to nxt week tuesday cous they re not done with his case..

Luckygurl:


No be only ukpaka, na your ugba too

You guys look cute tho

Buh we would look "cutier"...
don't u think so

That's my sister inlaw wife..

If I say those tribe re useless nd lazy, some people will start jumping like heated oil wey water enter..

Sincerely, these guys re beast who just go along extorting people..

I think it runs in their blood.
Tinubu should be held responsible for that of Lagos, he gave them powers that can't be easily tamed today.

HollarWB:
Ode oponu ayerada; what have u developed in your gully-striken land. your leader that was supposed to guide you flat-headed mofos, are same going against d laws of your host.
I have said it many times, ibos are nuisance to this society and until we get rid of you all, yes u read it well, get rid of ibos, Nigeria is never been peace..... same goes with the malas

My friend shataaap, ur mouth odour just freezing my phone..

Go rinse ur mouth with the Jik..

Flat heads doing better than the cone heads amongst ur tribe.

The world knows the igbo's for being entrepreneurial, what is known of an average yoloba man if not agbero..

My friend run along before u miss extorting frm igbo traders at this peak time..

By the time we finish jigijigi jamjam, she go don dey on low cut..

adioolayi:
Well...APOLOGY ACCEPTED!

As per the senior issue...I admit you serving in 2006, you be my senior..I actually did 2008..so was not in secondary school as you claim.

From another angle, as far as this FORUM is concern..I am your senior!
You became a registered member according to your profile (Nairaland Date of Birth)
January 03 2007...
I was born (Registered) September 18 2006...So Next Time You See Your Senior on This Forum..Show Absolute Respect!
Regards.

Baba 7 Gboosa for u..
U pass mii jawe(irrespective I ve spent more months) ..
Oya come Mr Biggs com take Orijin..

Ilekeh:
Look at the calibre of igbo touts on NL.

Yoruba

1) Falae kidnapped
2) Falae: Yoruba Leaders Threaten Secession from
3) Yoruba leaders order Fulani herdsmen to leave their land ...
4) FG Moves To Check Fulani Herdsmen, Farmers Clashes

Igbo

1) Igbo leader killed
2) We hate Yorubas
3) Yorubas are this and that
4) Is the killed yoruba
5) where is that my yoruba neighbor

Peace..

U just gone dry...

Ilekeh:
You sound like you're telling us your biography, continue.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ2UzZrgwxg

My friend go bath jawe nd start heading to ur usual bustop.

U now empty just swerve before u start vibrating nd waking ur neigbours.

-rapist reapers..

adioolayi:
Who is "that gal" That's my wife! you want me to shoot you from here Show some respect kid

That poverty from kid made u look old does not mean u re older boy..

As at 2006 I served, sure u were still in secondary school..

Sorry I threw a jab at ur wife..

Ilekeh:
Whilst Yorubas punish ra.pe, igbos sweep it under the carpet and keep it within the family. Is that why 99% of your girls are ashewo?
Fake shoes. Fake medicine. Fake certificates. All fake everything.

Fake is even in the name Biafra.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ2UzZrgwxg
By a renowned iGBO/BIAFRAN TOUTISH LEADER.

So happy u accepted that fact...
_rapist, how no one toyed with ur tinkoko wen u were a kid..

adioolayi:
Bae...boo
Meet my WIFE... My Joy

Guy u wicked oo, u don press that gal breast sotey 1 big pass 1...

Winkz.. she fine pass my own. :Pown..

My ukpaka