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Maryalex1805:
Lol...its a surprise indeed

Hope u won't tell her.
Heard u guyz love surprises..

Useless religion...

Oyind17:
No, before I start bedmatic with u

Don't worry I don't even do bedmatic..

LordOfTheWeed:
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Where is her boobs

Can't u see she is holding onto it wiv her hands..

Oyind17:
Lmao, menix I will reply u in 2035

I Guess after our last kid bah

icedbeatz:
well I'm not surprised that is not only that you're not smart but that you also lack common sense, you expect me to rain insults on your parents? hell no because if you truly respect yours that same respect should be accorded to other parents but apparently you don't well someday you "might" develop upstairs. Go and play in the traffic kiddo.

U now have parents bah..

So ur parent brought u up to insult someone with a different opinion frm urs..

At ur age u still do "Home boy"..
Common dress sense u don't have, when will u now have common sense..


Run along joor, can't u hear ur school bell..

Same way I met Oyind17 Sept 22 here on nairaland nd plans proposing to her on our tenth anniversary..

I hope she does not see this cous It's a suprise I have for her come Sept 22 2025...

icedbeatz:
there are smart guys here but you surely ain't one, make noise by shaking the tree to scare the snake?! nigga fk outta here, snakes only bite when the perceive the fear from you due to the sudden release of testrone by your system thereby making them to bite, shaking the tree will also break the branch of faster thereby huuu wow nice meal for the crocs because the tree can never fall towards the lion why? it's already tilting towards the sea and your weight and the branch the dude is hanging on are gonna be close pals with the sea sooner or later.
the best thing the guy should do is try to jump into the sea bank where the lion can't approach and that will enable him to Usain Bolt himself out of that place.

It baffles me niggaz like u don't have a home training, call ur dad up nd tell him to fvck out of here..

Ur kind is the reason some countries are encouraging abortion cous it's so certain u were conceived after a gang rap.e...

Kid without parent would have made a better comment..

Sure he's Alive, someone very close to him would know he's whereabout..

It's even likely he ain't in Nigeria.
As someone said earlier nah most Libya waka boiz dey code like this..

Wow!!

Was he the only officer that his post was captured nd weaponry looted.

I just hope his not been witch hunted cous certainly he is not alone in such crime.

Buh if peradventure he is a Sabo, Life sentence would be ultimate..

Show me ur friend and I will tell you who you re..

OP.. am sure, for u not being withdrawn is Luck..

Well learn from ur friend nd study hard so that ur friend does not open a topic nxt year about you...

Shout out to Oyind17...

No smart dude here..

OP the guy should just try very noise or shaking to keep the snake away for some seconds cous that tree will certainly fall towards the direction of the lion, killing the lion nd sending dizziness to the snake..
Then pick that kind race wen u see a dead man in a morgue move..

U wondering how the tree will fall Look nd see the lion has eaten the tree stem to its falling stage..

Oyind17:
na me u call stubborn girl abi?

Bae, ow can I do that..
Let me check maybe my mum who has been using my moniker to post since today..

Sowii 4 dat..

I hope this CG is sane enough..

FG should just ban so many good nd commodities that can be produced in Nigeria..

O boy eee!!!

Me sef no go wait for the 2nd one, nah beta 911 truck I dey follow discharge..

obago:
I am talking about the alomo

Baba nah pastors high pass..

U think say e easy to cast out demon if u neva high..

obago:
D man na pastor oh.

WTF!!!! Don't pastors fork

Why do u think they re good at snatching peoples's wife, it's because they re good forkers...

There should be proper investigation...

How can they hit a tree nd all dies except they re driving at at 180km/h..

I guess they were poisoned joor..

The 2nd pix, is that a head or Black yam...

A governor who will climbb mountains for his people..

Baba Fayose my Role model..

Let the hate continue bro..

They were all pondering how Fashola could have this knowledge nd allowed Tinubu out play him..

Can't wait to see faces during Amaechi screening oo..

Bae u nearly kill me last night.

Wife: no be u buy Alomo come house.

kaakulator3:
HAHAHA NONSO YOU SOUND SOO FRUSTRATED LOL. I THOUGHT YOU'LL TYPE ANOTHER NONSENSE. USELESS,UNGRATEFUL FUGLY SON OF A BBI.T.CH. SINCE OFE MMANU MEN STOPPED PAYING YOUR MOTHER FOR PUNA, YOU'VE BEEN VENTING ONLINE

Amuda the son of a punny rotten momma..

Letz mii come to ur status, low life.
Any idea she was bleeped by a mad dog, heard her barking wom wom in a bush close to oba of akure hut..

kaakulator3:
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LMAOOO NONSO YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE ANYMORE.I THOUGHT YOU'D SPEAK BIAFRAN LIKE YOU DID EARLIER. FUGLY MO.FO. HOW DID YOU SUMMON COURAGE TO POST THAT PIC?.MIND YOU YOUR ONLINE RANTS WON'T STOP YOUR MOTHER'S TO.TO FROM GUSHING OUT NOODLES . PM ME AND I WILL SEND SOME CASH TO HER SO WE CAN FLY HER TO OBODO OYINBO

Ur momma is a walking corpse so I don't expect anything different frm her son..

We have reduced Bokoharam attacks - Buhari

Oyind17 but shez too stubborn..

kaakulator3:
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ANOTHER RUBBBISH IN AN ATTEMPT TO APPEAR INTELLIGENT LOL. YEE.BO BAST.ARD SON OF A YAM-LEGGED HAIRY WHO.RE IS FORMING SMART . I'VE ADVISED YOU, ASK YOUR MOTHER WHO RAPED HER. I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT.

Sure u don't even know ur caps lock is on.
How pathetic ur primary schooling was, that is if you finished.

Pls run along a dead body has just been deposited at the morgue, finish washing it maybe u will come in terms with ur senseless post.

Son of a LovePeddler..

Sure it won't stop him after being fed fat with River state funds.

Who is not corrupt amongst the senate.

kaakulator3:
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AMADIOHA DESTROY YOUR MOTHER'S INDOMIE-GUSHING TO.TO.LMAOOO SEE THIS UGLY BAST*RD INSTEAD OF YOU TO ASK YOUR MOTHER WHO SLEPT WITH HER, YOU'RE HERE WASTING YOUR TIME ON NAIRALAND. ME I SUSPECT SHE SLEPT WITH A CHIMP . LOL I STILL FIND IT MYSTERIOUS THAT YOU HAVEN'T COMMITED SUICIDE. YOU LOOK VERY UNIQUE. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU LIVE WITH HUMANS?

Guy u have nothing sensible to say, see how u re telling everyone about ur family history.

Pls use ur original moniker so that people see how razz nd unkempt u look.

How I wish ur parents will see ow useless their son have attained in the Cadre of Maslow's theory of uselessness.

There is no comparison btw both..
Ali must have over grown making nice joke buh he is still the undisputable Lord of jokes.

Helen Paul is not even funny, see how she reacted at AY's show after a jab.

Alibaba has spoken, let the betrayer get pricked till death.

kaakulator3:
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WITH THAT YOUR WORWOR TEETH THAT LOOKS LIKE SABERTOOTH'S CLAWS , YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO INSULT SOMEONE LOL. BETWEEN HAS INDOMIE STOPPED GUSHING OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S T.O.TO?

Hahahahahaha


See this He-she, I said it u razz boy.

Pls I know ur momma died of Indomie gush buh I can. Buy u an Indomie carton to go place on her grave.

Hmm..

OP nah lake of fire get u for misleading someone, instead of going on her knees to ask God for 4giveness she has gone to celebrate with Gog nd Magogs..

When she realizes this, she will almost go mad after telling her enemies she scaled through..