₦airaland Forum

It's should be Mr Ikubese Emmanuel and a spare part dealer..

Wow!!!

That lady must be an Alien..

Cous naija gals would prefer Olosho work than hussle their as5...

Teempakguy:
What makes you think they want your money?

Because they re ladies...

OP.. abeg buy Yansh join the yatch..

Most guyz wey dey patrol street 2day no dey wear boxers nii...

kristen12:
So that's what you'll do if you were him abi

Sincerely, I took the bull by the horn, took me 2 sleepless night to say a yes to her only to find out she was Negative buh wanted to Test my luv...

Lucky me, I would have regretted my decision cous I later found out Ladies ain't worth it..

OP when u dey Jigijigi jamjam u no invite us, now u want make we turn Special Adviser...

Oya send mii ur gal make I nack the belle comot, since u no want am..

Confirm wedding pix, e no be like that other one on FP wey the guy bite fit resurrect the dead...

Chaii...
This infection with 9ja guyz don travel go oversea...


Well the gal fit b Keziah for the neighbourhood, unfortunately the guy go collect at the wrong time...

Eyaah...

Boko haram don teach boiz the way...

As long as u a snitch, this is a perfect way to send u to Valhalla...

Fmartin:
Hmm... My girl friend is HIV/AIDS positive and we are into relationship not up to a month.

Though we have never had any coitus. She loves me soo much as do i.


It has not being confirmed in any of the laboratory that she is HIV/AIDS positive. But a reliable source close to her affirm to me that she is a victim. Yes! I would have Carried out a test for her but if she refuses the test, my relationship with her will be retarded. Because i will conclude that she is really HIV/AIDS positive.

Actually i don't want her to feel as being stigmatize if she realizes I know about her predicament and at same time not being close to her as before. Am a health worker, and I have also seen series of HIV/AIDS signs and symptoms on her.

Please nairalanders, I need your solemn advice. (advices..hehe) should I try and conduct a test for her or just quit the relationship?

And if am to quit the relationship, how do I convince her? Love y'all.

Baba if she is HIV+ carry on jawe, love is a beautiful thing..

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha.......


I don laugh go jam winch wey park her own....

Chaii!! Nairalanders get bad mouth ooooooo...

@OP... don't mind them jawe, u married a strong iron bender called Tee-teeth camara of Guinea...

O boy!! See F-33 Bomber..

The guy dey dream where them bounce Amaechii..

Police no dey fall hand..
They must always arrive when the robbers must. Have gotten home..

oscarlloyd:
have u used the format of "bae let me just insert it, I won't move up and down"

Hahahahahahahaahah...

U just caught me on that one, I. Swear I have used that..

Infact I have used let me just thrust once..

teamchocolate:
*ignored*

I don't need to prove a point to fools..

Prov 14:7 go from the presence of a foolish man when you perceive not in him the lips of knowledge...


Mention me again and die of leprosy idiot

Hahahahahahahahah!!!

C'mon, u just dropped the word "Ignored" and next is u typing some gibberish..

Have u got 2 personality in 1...
Meaning u re made of sperm from 2 different donor..

Little wonder I saw u folk on sack cloth, a tie and a wooden stethoscope.

The family is blessed with Ndi ara..

Pls hit the gym to work out ur stvpidity..

Peace yo..

Nah this kind keke dey get accident with street light...

teamchocolate:
I am sure ur one of those who tried by hook or crook to enter unilag but because of ur low IQ, u went to ire-poly or auchi poly if indeed u went to school at all fool....

My folks are far from imbecilic... they are well achieved professionals who have mentored many people both home and abroad.. but how will u know that wen we are on a faceless forum... where any fool with a cheap China phone and 5MB of data can come and spew trash... my piece of advice to u, stop hating, maybe then God will look kindly on u and then ur children can manage to go to Unilag cuz apparently it's late for u... ode!!!

Hahahahahhahahahahhahhahahhahahah!!
Did u say they re professional? Hahahaha..

And they gave birth to u, who comes on same faceless forum to call another Fool for no just reason apart from feeling funky..

My friend Shataaap, ur folks re professional sango worshippers...

Imbeciles like u would possibly be an Education graduate..

Run along, can hear ur folks ring the 10am bell(call of worship) for sango...

teamchocolate:
Your a fool, I went to UNILAG

UNILAG's first list is the merit list...

2nd and 3rd lists are supplementary and concessional list.. don't say what u don't know...

Ur parents re the bigger fool.
U re a product of mixed sperms..

A supposedly Alumni whom does not know sarcasm, a disgrace to Unilag nd ur imbecilic folks at home..

Since they know that means they know where the galz are, yet they find it difficult to rescue them..

NA I dey hail una with 24 horse power speaker "Keep Lieing"

That dude must b a Diamond digger.

Police doing their job..

BBC liar of the year Award - NPF

Barth Nnaji did not make this List.

Amelica must hear this oo..

In the past, 1st list re usually the merit list while 2nd list is Oga at the top list but today is the reverse, no wonder I dreamt making the 2nd list of UNILAG, knowing the their 1st list is a Mischief list..

So Barth Nnaji did not make this List.

Amelica must hear this oo..

In the past, 1st list re usually the merit list while 2nd list is Oga at the top list but today is the reverse, no wonder I dreamt making the 2nd list of UNILAG, knowing the their 1st list is a Mischief list..

Soon nah to go market go buy Cow nd Grains, carry go meet Shekau make him no vex again..

Nah for civilian body their power supreme..

All past rogues just dey visit hospital like say Hospital don dey give Amnesty...

omitademichael:
The first picture resembles former president of Naija. Who can tell me?

That man living at Ota farm, who visited Aso rock today..

If u call him name nah u sabi..

Op, That ur friend can lie ehh...

I can even feel the oyibo weather from the pinshure..

Ghana is owing..
Nigeria is owing fine..
Scores 1-1..

Is Nigeria cursed
How come virtually all revenue generating sector performs below par..

With the numerous pastors nd Imams, yet we can't liberate Nigeria from the shackles of epilepsy...


Seriously, Nigerian Natural disaster is Crude oil..

Hahaha..

Larmode want make The Sun sell properties of its staff to pay bah..

Well Mr. Femi Adesina would do the negotiating sha..

The Sun!! Where my career started..

Abeg nah novel be that...


The family dey fear say make she no go kick bucket like Alamblow...

Make she return our money make NNPC fit make profit...