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Brandybliss:
Na so e dey start

U don dey spoil abii..

OP una no get WELL for una compound..

Lookout for coins but if no see coins, go loose una radio comot the small speakers.
Then go una WELL throw am inside then recite those wishes.

After that go inside ur room and sleep..

Thank mii later.

Marks ugly boii register while I wait.

Yseone:
after knowing who viewed my profile the most...what will i achieve?

Kwashiorkor...

Behira:
kai u need to join those comedians walahi. i laffed so much dat my fone fell off and almost broke

Chaii, tomato jos..

U jst deprived me of buying u a new designers phone..

Introducing austerity for workers buh maintains status Quo of his personal spending..


Wat a Governor..
Same virus affecting our Okorocha..

If u take anything serious about nigeria, u re a passenger of a ghost driven taxi..

I don't think it has any scientific implication, but at that process ur brain is in a re-boot process, that u find it difficult carrying out any thing..

My story;
In 2003, my room window louvers was slashed with cutlass, we were nothing less than 7 in that room that night chatting, immediately it happened none of us could open the door to pick race for like 30 seconds.
Believe me the door was not locked oo..

Marry a comedian and look young nd happy..

My 2cent..

Nah this kind thing make me slap an Army Sergeant before the nxt event woke mi up..

How can u be asking for advice wen u ve discovered that ur to be wife is amongst those classified "Many re mad but few are roaming".

Abeg marry am, then go market square go marry anoda mad woman..

Tomorrow u will come and tell us ur kid killed you nd took ur heart as souvenir..

uselessgoat:
igbos. smh

Ur personality is not far fetched frm ur name..

Useless NANS, don't know y dey have not disbanded that group..

Most hostel don't have light for days, appalling sanitary facilities, exploitation of freshers nd these same mumu re talking about politics..

If nah Nkechi b her name, we for no hear word.

I can only talk about Nigeria..

They are made with exception of Bini gals dat re born...

Mtchewww...

Abeg he should keep the list..

He should minister all portfolio....

Margauxluv:
lo'l u r high

Shawanshop mu, o giwa nah high mu oo..

See ur cheeks like Ofe Egwusi mama nkechi..

I go luv oo..

Margauxluv:
pervert

Nwoke Abakiliki

Nwanne mmadu bia kanyi pervertous oo nwa-obele.

Maggi cube mu..

Shocking!!!
Could it be that a demon told the guy he needed heart transplant to be free frm failures of life..

Sometimes this stories don't come complete, this kids sometimes act what the parents configured them to OR possibly Karma playing her part.

Well, demonic kids will not be our portion.

Margauxluv:
Calm dwn OK..wat an excruciating pain....
we all knw u expected 'em to b cuddling.
Sorry for d disappointment.

Come nwanyi Nsukka ah, re u bereaved?

chineloSA:


Bible says do not keep record of wrong doings. Forgive all of them, bros.

Chi baby nwa..

Mathew 18 vs 22..
Jesus said unto him, I say not unto you, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

The above portion says 4give 77 times, watin this Muslims don do neva pass..

Borrows shovel to dig out the HUG.

Maybe I no longer know wat a hug looks like..

OP will certainly call d below sex..

stinggy:
Bros, be straight. You asked for a link and I showed you one, yet you're telling me the news isn't balanced.
The news isn't balanced, but news of Aisha shutting down this church is balanced and safe for you to pass judgement already, right?

Did you read from my post that those irate youths left from crusade ground to perpetrate that evil too?

Don't misunderstand me, I'm no muslim. But you can't fault the whole religion because of stupid activities of some followers.
There are bad people and the good ones in every religion.

Bro. If u re able to convince me the below ain't true, then I will blive a good muslim is not a time bomb..


The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
The U-S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
The Bafi Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims
The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims
The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Musiims
The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims
The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims The Attack on Nyanya bus station Abuja Nigera were Muslims
Fulani Herdsmen Attack in Plateu(jos) Nigeria Are Muslims
Charlie Hebdo shooting (paris) Was by Muslims
The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims'
Think of it:
Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM
**********SO THIS LEAD TO *****************
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
We're not happy in Nigeria(North East specifically)
They're not happy in Kenya
They're not happy in Sudan
******** So, where are they happy? **********
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in Belgium
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves... THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy and finally they will be get hammered
!!!!
Islamic Jihad: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
ISIS: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Qaeda: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Taliban: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hamas: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Hezbollah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Boko Haram: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Nusra: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abu Sayyaf: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Al-Badr: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Muslim Brotherhood: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Lashkar-e-Taiba: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Palestine Liberation Front: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Ansaru: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Jemaah Islamiyah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION
AND A LOT MORE!!!!!!!
Think about it........ frown emoticon 20 signs that psychopath Muslims do:
1] Kill any one who insults Islam or Moham-mad. (Koran.33;57-61).
2) Kill all Muslims who leave Islam. (Koran.2;217/4;89/Bukhari.9;84-57).
3) Koran can not be doubted. (Koran.2;1).
4) Islam is the only acceptable religion. (Koran.3;85).
5) Muslims must fight (jihad) to non-Muslims, even if they don't want to. (Koran.2;216).
6) We the non-Muslims are pigs and apes. (Koran. 2;62-65/Koran.5;59-60/Koran.7;166).
7) We the non-Muslims cannot be friends with Muslims. (Koran.5;51).
8*)We the non-Muslims sworn enemies of Muslims and Islam. (Koran.4;101).
9) We the non-Muslims can be raped as sex slave. (Koran.4;3 & 24/5;89/23;5/33;50/58;3/70;30).
10) We the non-Muslims the vilest of creatures deserving no mercy. (Koran.98;6).
11) Muslim must terrorized us (non-Muslims). (Koran.8;12 &59-60/ Bukhari.4;52;220).
12) Muslims must strike terror into non-Muslims hearts. (Koran.8;60).
13) Muslims must lie to us (non-Muslims) to strengthen and spread Islam. (Koran.3;28?16;106).
14) Muslims are allowed to behead us (non_Muslims) (Koran.47;4).
15) Muslims are guaranteed to go to heaven if they kill us (non-Muslims). (Koran.9;111).
16) Marrying and divorcing pre-pubescent children is OK. (Koran.65;4).
17) Wife beating is OK. (Koran.4;34).
18) Raping wives is OK. (Koran.2;223).
19) Proving rape requires 4 (four) male Muslim witnesses. (Koran.24;13).
20) Muslims are allowed to crucify and amputate us (non-Muslims). Koran.8;12/47;4).

Farmercist:
Wetin be the name of the river again?

River Jordan..

Guy if I try am nd I get the opposite, u will notice an incurable Boil on the left yansh..

OP go baff for that River wey that Centurion go baff for bible..

stinggy:
There are some with authorization but so many others had been carried out without authorization.
Below is one of the many:




Read more here; http://m.mgafrica.com/article/2015-05-23-nigerias-christians-borrow-boko-haram-tactics-destroy-traditional-african-religious-shrines-and-art?utm_content=buffer6f315&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer#.Vf-31zhMXHw

I can remember how bigots here on NL were rejoicing at the news that very day.

Journalism is all about hearing frm both side and balancing ur story.

The above story ain't balanced, cous I know of issues wen human rituals in some shrines have led to destruction of such shrines by the community..


As a christian I can tell u, any congregation that leaves its church premises to perpetrate destruction or killing is not a church but a Cult house disguising as church..

But when my grand father's tummy was torn open in kaduna, it was immediately they left the premises of the mosque they started killing..
Except u will prove to me some mosques are as well not mosque but cult home.

Chigold101:
I agree with you sir. But why chasing Saraki now? Why not before he became the senate president?

Bro we all know Saraki issue is a vendetta move but must we sacrifice ridding corruption cous it's vendetta...

I jst wish some notorious politicians would be dealt wiv too cous the future is bleak if we allow them to continue in their iniquities.

Was scared when I saw Lizard lazard.

Madam keep progressing while ur haters keeps shrinking in hate..

Umu Nwanyi ndi Igbo re exceptional in their endeavours...

Abagworo:
You are the curse to Igboland idiiot. I thought you all claimed he borrowed 200billion in 2012 and now it is 80billion. Stop trying to run your brother down because of jealousy.

U re bereaved this morning
RIP to the deceased...

stinggy:
Followers of your religion were seen destroying shrines in a show of non-tolerance in the Eastern part of Nigeria few months ago, what's your take?

Note, u can't destroy a shrine if it followers have not authorised that else there would b scuffle.
Sure u never saw where it was mentioned they fought or had misunderstanding.

Buh if it's otherwise, kindly post it here to discredit me.

If this pix will reduce inflation in the economy, pls see Tupac nd 1 eating Semolina in an IDP camp..