₦airaland Forum

swtchicgurl:
no sir. it's wrong for a woman to hit a man, but two wrongs won't make a right.

Buh u where only after d head of the guyz..

Aitee1:
Hard to believe the man sleeping in that last pic is an officer

No, he's a cartoon..

There is strength in pot belly buh they won't understand..

The guy on the 3rd pix would really need Jesus kind of miracle to be normal again..

swtchicgurl:
that police is battling with
men who beat women are cowards.

Women that hit men are women of Virtue..

Can't locate TVC on my DSTV..
Can u help out.

ellachuku:
So the snake mama na ashawo?ashaeo pikin snake

U don open. Snake hotel abii..

Sexipea:
I go with 5

Small gal like u having boy fwend..

One thing I like about nairalanders is that they know all d snake..

Some call am;
Black mamba
Python
Cobra

Well they are all right, the snake was cross bred..

Snake wey dey make una sell market, u guyz jst killed it..
I jst pray dey don't start owing u guyz salary.

Wey their pix nah abii nah d police matter be ur main headache..

Well it's widely known that Nigerian Police re useless beyond redemption.

Op, oya go nd wash the plate mummy nd daddy use chop this morning..

marcoNG:
p2 and 2face are talented young fine guys who will get fine babes on raps alone, and so their money is just a bonus ,this said their wives are forever theirs. so look to governor of edo state and his new wife lara to see your proof.

So are u telling mii u ve been screwing her screws abii..

Osho must hear this...

A man's looks does not have anything to do with his performance, if Osho is a mystic performer on bed, blive mii Lara has come to stay..

Chaii..
Are we still winning the war

Sure d gods will answer mii on this..

Oga jst transfer all ur contact frm the sim to ur phone with exception of hers.

Then swallow the sim..


Kip flexing ur shakara...

Oga I will coment as this is my pre-comment when u must have proved P-squares wives, Annie 2baba, etc have not come to stay..

What happens wen the winches in ur village re after u..


The contractor needs a jail term to go learn how to build prisons..

macolino:
onyoma ima ihe Ana ko.but nwata ahu na amachayari.maka na nwa bu som mma

Nna di Nwa bu eshi..
Shawanshop Calabar ka obu..

jonaifame22:
aiit, u asked for it

Guy this ur gal friend pinshure b like those galz wey dem dey use their pix do advert for Otapiapia bottle...

MISSNORA:
I dont snub menix

Ok nwanyi Oma...
Jst that u ve missed out a trip to Bahamas wiv mii when u did not hit back at mii..

honeygirl17:
why didn't you open. the thread?

Maybe the Mods have closed it after waiting for ur reply, u know APEX bank gave instructions that new account without proper KYC should be closed..

Bnladan:
wia is dis Orangutan coming frm. Security search him well, he may be having cocaine on him. And dat child beside him, make sure she isn't a victim of trafficking. O! he luks lyk d oda man dey showed on TV last 9te dat raped a 9 year old. And lastly, make sure u check his car trunk well he luks lyk a ritualist.

Even firewood are more lively than ur jokes..
Broz u dry eehh..

Ezi Sahara.

macolino:
Missnora is the most beautiful girl on NL,I think she is also nwafo.if you ask me if I have crush on her,I will say yes yes.haters do what you know best.Elegam face

Nwanne u must b a wizard oo..
I jst noticed her 2day sef..
See as she fine like snail wey dem born new..

Just that she's a Snub buh Nofin megaa, afterall torotoro mecha iyanga e must still enta pot of stew..

Bnladan:
Yeah, because its unusual to hear ppl with dis kinda names do such. We are more used 2 hearing Chibueze, Ebuka, Jonathan and co doing even worse.

Am very sure chinedu nd co, have been the one carrying our rape nd killing of innocent citizen in borno..

Aquarium Anuofia..

Why guyz re scared of nurses is that they liken our 'osisi melina' to syringe, thus it's frequent usage..

Nairaland have been the soothing balm of my depression..

Thanx to that man called Seun..

DankemzI:
12 lovely kids

Baba pls add 3 more, don't u think its ideal u have substitutes..

MISSNORA:
4

Looking out for som1 to grant mii 4 too..

If nah Nigerian Parents nah so so curse dem go dey lay give the pikin..

#sonofukparent...

MISSNORA:
Jeez

As in Jeez nwanne Jesse Jagz

Chaii.. see groove ooo..

Slaps sense into mysef..

What is wrong with Chinese nd molesting, I hope dey jail the nigga..

OP, sincerely after going through ur post, I almost recommended the best way u could get rid of ursef.
Buh IGLE25 post calmed the nerve.

Sincerely, trying that will be a first class ticket to hell nd a VIP seat in Hell..

Maybe u did not have someone to educate u on hell, well I was, else I would not have gotten to ur age b4 I did mine.
I have attempted doing same at different time but at the last minute pix of hell flashes to my sub conscious..

Yes!! I know u re being depressed of this but sincerely u still have a long brighter way ahead of u.. It's jst patience!!..

Not to bore u wiv mine story, I was opportune to make my 1st millions in my early twenties nd invested in properties, had cash to throw around but all of a sudden I will drive into a gas station only to buy fuel of 500 naira, sold off the car, shares.

In order to run away frm the shadows pursuing me, I left the shores believing God for miracle but my experience brings tears each time I remember it, had to ask my stock broker to sell off what was left to enable pay for my over-stay nd flight ticket back to 9ja..

Told myself I will embrace Atheist because I felt my God has punished me beyond how I have always thought he loved me..

Let me not bore u wiv my story, but jst have it behind u that as long as there is tomorrow, ur future is bright..

Shalom..