₦airaland Forum

The govt. should quickly recruit him to join Nigerian Immigration or Customs nd posted to d northern borders..
After-all his experience is patrolling or trekking as we dey call am 4 9ja...

Pls mk una show us d man shoe...

mimidolly:
pele,urs will locate u

Amii oo...

isalegan2:
You were waiting to have enough money until you could do the 'right thing.' Meanwhile she's thinking you lost interest or were just dragging ur feet? Just a thought. Nevertheless, the 'right one' will come along. Hopefully she accepts you for you and not what you have in your account. Be more upfront next time. Be candid. Goodluck.

Thanx..

OP, wait till u see d pix frm Northern Nigerian each time dey descend on christian then u will know dat d pix u uploaded is jst mere Cartoons...


Jst pity Nigerian citizens there, dey should jst hold on to their gods cous Nigeria's case is worse..

Hmmm...
Na wa 4 dis thread ooooo....

Anyway off 2 d mountain to ask God for an Eke looking peniis....

frisky2good:
I just reason am say Galilee near where the incident happen pass Agege. Na ordinary guess o, I wasn't there.

Com join mii down Orijin joor...
U wise pass d wise man in Galilee...


Omo dis page 5 funny die..

blessingee:
If u believe this, then I can tell u Ajegunle is the name of a town in China and u will believe it!

Chaii!!!!
U wicket pass Cricket...

missbronze:
Dear, dont mind them.

With half of that money, u can comfortably do both white and trad wedding.

And, pls dnt look at what your friends did on their wedding, Do what u want and can afford.

I wont forgive myself if i allow my man waste a million naira on a wedding.

Haba, times are hard ooo.

Even if he is the richest guy on earth.., i will rather prefer he sow it into the lives of d less privileges, than, on a day wedding.

WOW!!!!
I cant blive this...
If truly u re a female, u re blessed nd a Wife...

olaglamour:
Not all ladies can be as frank as I was, I made my hubby cut the wedding budget to the least.
A month to my wedding, my friends came to my house to pick up their Aso-ebi, in the course of our discussion, they showed me samples of several nice wedding regalia, I told them they are so nice but they shouldn't bother, that my wedding gown will be brought from Lagos(even when I know that I no dey use gown).

Fast forward to the eve of the D- day
Most of them came on friday , na so them start again, Ola!!! where ur make up artist dey? I look them com smile tell them say she dey come on Saturday morning.
Morning came, I brought my beautiful white lace, with nice Aso oke(attire for mosque). They were like shuuu!!!! Ola, but u tell us say na gown, I just look them, them ask again, the make up artist Make up kini Hey you, bring ur foundation, you, bring by your powder, na so all of them bring out their make up kit come do the make up for me. Na one of the even tie the gele for me at Mosque and reception.

The truth of the whole matter is most ladies won't consider their purse. All that matter to them is that day, they always forget about what happens after the guests are gone.
Guess what? We had a colourful wedding with our small budget and we are happy. To God be the Glory

Seriously, ur Kind re very rare..
All d best..

frisky2good:
Galilee bread not Agege bread

Broz u nah Baker??

missbronze:
A million for a wedding?

Dear, that's too much. although, i dnt know what u earn.

But, i believe u can achieve or invest in a more reasonable tin with that amount. than, wasting it all in a day on a wedding ceremony.

Buh d little research i did was within d range of that amount, jst dat most tym u ask fwends ow much dey spent on theirs, dey dont give straight answers...

idupaul:
She clearly did not like U

Bro.. She does till 2day oo..
Buh shez dis kind of gal my mates re getting married, so i ve to queue in nd dat age is not by my side nd she would be 27yrs dis yr..

U even get luck say no b koboko dem use force d devil spirit mk him talk abii speak in Valhala..

Nah so i go 1 cell meeting, d fine gals start to pray 4 mii oo, say i mst speak in tongues..

Dem tire 4 mii nah wey b say nah 1 fine gal i find come...

@OP... If number 1 should be taken serious, then in every 20 young female 1 is a lady....

Amu Daddy

OR

Amunkita...

Can spend all my money on any lady that can b callin mii dat...

Hmmmm.... Omo see watin politicians cause..

Dey asked for change, collected money frm continuity nd see d repercussion now...

Now Ebola has been CHANGED to spiritual epidermic dat now kills within hours...

ONDO pple mk una no fear after May 28 d epidermic will cease buh mk una no try com lagos 4 now...

TheOnlyWiseMan:
I don't even know reason why APC shout for change but hate to accept it.
Fayose is pain in APC’s neck.

The thing even tire amadioha himself..

PhockPhockMan:
Foolish legislooters.

Loosers.

Dem dey para cous he did now allow them loot...

Make d guy Edit Nigeria comot abi him neva hear say Cementry lagos goons attacked Igbo traders...

Have dey been able to impeach d gods...

Dey should free Baba Fayose, his people love him ...


Uncle Fayose till dey Impeach Sango...

raumdeuter:
We want orderliness in Lagos as the Oba said. Any miscreant loafing around Ladipo Trade Fair, computer village, Alaba would be dealt with

Kindly read my post nd see if u ve answered my question or made any sense....

With wat u ve written as an elite of ur native, wats d link with d attack of Igbo traders at Ladipo...

sauceny:
Wow,clap for yourself,for saying rubbish... You deserve an award.

He deserves more than an award, he deserves MON (Mumu of Nairaland)

raumdeuter:
If you want to compete go to your land and invite people to compete there.

You are in Lagos and Yorubaland and you MUST comply with the laws of the land.

You can go ahead and share the country, No one is stopping you. But as long as you are in Lagos and Yorubaland, You have to dance to the tunes of the natives

The same way people dont flout your orders in Enugu or Onitsha

Lagosians want order. The Oba and Iyaloja are the local authorities responsible

Bros, pls permit me to say u re DUMB..

Wat law re u talking of here, did u read d OP's post at all, wat law did d igbo traders break at Ladipo to spur an attack

Pls if u can tell mii d law that was broken by d igbo traders at ladipo then am d dumb fellow...

Ow i wish Crude oil will finish this year, so that everybody will welcome divison of Nigeria...

The igbo's re jst like Israel, surrounded by haters, Lazy nd jealous Cretins..

Wat stops other tribe frm goin into bizness to beat d Igbo's hands down, buh No!! Dey will prefer eating where dey did not sow from..

D last time i visited ladipo, i protested wiv diz lazy tribe for demanding i pay for d goods i came to buy with my hard earned money, luckily my brother called me to order explaining its in their culture...

OP i swear, if i was close to u nd u utter this lubbish, u go chop 1 slap...

TB Joe should stop deceiving pple wiv his after videos...

Let mii predict if it wont happen also, someone will post omment after i mst ve posted this...

Deregulation of Okpo price to accomdate all..

Govt should ban outrageous Pride price nd list in the SE..

Finally, Condoms should b placed at all strategic places across d nation to help fight AIDs...

O boy eeeh!!!
My snr Bro rock am remain 4 mii.
D last time i saw dat same shoe, it was still very new..

If its not d Original Bata of d 70/80's abeg leave matter cous i know same re-incarnated sometime in d late 90's...

Ow dis news take affect d ongoing transition

Abeg Iya ayamatanga, sammer mii wiv cool refreshed Orjin nd 2 piece of pork meat...