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pinkycute:

That'll be nice



I LOVE COCONUT JUICE.....


But wait... Ain't you voting too ?

A date wiv u will power lagos economy to success..
So chillin wiv u is d rite thing to do for lagos..

chiomzy25:
tell the fool. Yoruba people are known for their dirtiness. proudly Igbo babe. nwa Ada kan bu

Nwa Ada tomato Jos 1 of Imo state..

Amu ne kene oooo..

Eyahh...
He should quit using Isuzu Tiger nd go for a modern car wiv proper security lock...

Well thank to Kuffor(god) u re still alive..

Finally i can get my Porn site working..

Give u a call later, busy making Lux..

Even in America politicians thief by magomago e com b ysterday nigeria...

Sure NNPC top shots will be taken to Okija to take an oath of not stealing too..

pinkycute:




Am not voting sef

Since u aint voting, can i com take u out.

We culd jst chill @ Lagoon front nd sip fresh coconut juice...

Hahahaha..
U re rite..
Had applied for jobs dat requested for my facebook links buh i dare not cous i ve lost dat job except if its a job that has to do wiv poping things dat shine d eyes...

marmee:
@menix he's close to God and very religious but I'll try the approach of making him understand how much he's hurting God by his actions. 2ndly what do I do concerning my job as regards the off and on issue? 3rdly as funny as it may sound he doesn't have any saved video on his phone, he watches them on net and again I ask how do I tackle that? My thoughts exactly on d porn being the trigger to self-service. Thanks all the same.

I know u luv ur Job buh u can try sourcing for anoda job that will bring u close to ur husband cous ur off nd on is already an 'Invitation to threat'

D issue of him not saving d video wuld b a hard one buh find out if d Tech guyz can configure his phone to reject opening such site cous i suspected one time that my bro did such on his lappy buh seriously i cant ask him. Or Always go to his cookies nd delete them nd mk him uncomfortable each tym u notice..

Ehen...
U ve a lot of work to do, u need to spice up ur luv making cous there is a pleasure he derives(its psychological) frm self servicing that real sex for now cant fill in, am sure he last longer in bed cous datz d symptom..

Buh d easiest way to stop him is him acknowleding dat God is not happy wiv him each tym he does that, 2 friendz i knew were real addicts ve told mii dat if not God it wont be an easy ordeal..

If he makes use of Lux, then his my friend jst give mii his number lemme talk to him..

OP... Bring ur husband close to God that will enable him quit, if he remembers he will b hurting God by doing it, their wuld b a gradual adjustment..

Secondly, he might try stopping it buh leaving him alone for 2 weeks will neva allow him stop cous once his lonely nd bored, he cant help it..

This is where u start frm, destroy every porn material at home, always delete d videos on his device.
Threaten to destroy his phone wen u find such video nxt..
Seriously if he luvs u dearly, he will start limiting it until he stops but dat determines d pressure u apply..

If u dont stop d porn issue, 4get stopping d self sevice issue cous d porn is jst like d 'Fuel' in d component of fire..

Tell am say him friend dey pray 4 am..

sauceny:
U trade by ur self,or someone does it on ur behalf¿

U can do it urself indirectly by giving instruction or ask ur acct. Officer to trade 4 u, buh note d below.

A stock broker opens a CSCS acct. For u, u trade by giving instructions on which to buy nd sell if u intend following d trend urself, d stock broking firm intermediates on ur behalf cous individuals cant go to d floor of d exchange to transact..

Jst subscribe for d CSCS alert or stock monitoring nd monitor trading frm ur device...

Hmmmm...

I should blame u wella..

Wen u noticed ur dwindling life, u should ve picked race..

See, i ve dis fine gal dat gave mii wahala buh d weekend i lashed her my monday was so bad dat I losed 50k possibly over paying or it disappeared.
D 2nd time i lashed her, same thing buh a smaller sum.
No b persin buy mii Bolt sneakers mk i run...

Guyz i mst advise u guyz, most lady u see out there re destiny killers...

OP, jst go for deliverance nd let God b ur best friend now...

Modified:
During this period wiv dis gal, i could not blive i was not able to raise 600-700k i needed 4 a biz..

SHARIAREPORTERS:
D "compressor" inside ya brain is leaking
Pls go and amend it

Not jst d compressor buh his brain box is fried..

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Empiree tartar9 abuamam rilwayne001 tola9ja 9jaforlife
Is islam a religion of piss?

Its both Piss nd sh1t...

Nah wa 4 u ooooo OP..

Since u dont want her to bury u, quickly go to Osas O Osas burial ground for benin there nd bury ursef before she knows ur whereabout..

Open an acct. Wiv 1st Bank nd go there every month end to make deposit..

Do it for a duration of 6 month nd u did see change...


Note: u mst not talk within d banking hall...

OP, re u loaded down stairs? Cous u nid to convince d ladies for their vote..

Nd u mst b very good at killing Catfish nd choping Isi-Ewu...

Well i will certainly vote 4 u..

Oga u mean button hole abii cufflin hole...

Oga prophet calm down, this is somfin Obasanjo nd i are aware of..

Infact to conclude ur prophecy, wen d north start having issues wiv d SW ova Osinbanjo taking ova the SW will seek d help of d SE nd SS.

Let mii stop here buh remember to thank mii wen it comes to past..

Editor1:
Ur stupidity is 1st class.
Ur illiteracy has no rival.
I pity ur kids cos dey will inherit a useless father IK advance.

Simple reading has eluded u..den who has Akpabio helped with his free education wen pple like u are still illiterate.

So u sef notice d guy stupidity.

Omo d guy get 1st class for dullard university..

Rexhenrex:
this what happens when u smoke weed for the first time....u can lie eh chai

U mean Algae? Cous dis 1 pass weed...

Ok nah..
Excuses don start....

Abeg do mk 1 dollar equal 1 naira mk i fit dey export Nsukka Okpa go America...

Islam!!! I dey hail una oo

Every soon d sheik will ban Missionary style for all Christian couple in saudi...


Infact i dey relocate go Afghan..

tupem:
guy u no well o!

Dey there...

Na 2day i don mad?

rawpadgin:
u are not normal

And it takes abnormality to spot an abnormal fellow...

sinaj:
ROTF yaff wan kill mi die

Pls no yaff lik dat, this nah Military zone....

Abi u wan push moto wey dem draw for wall...

Rubbish...

Nah street boiz soldier dey get power 4, y not use this strategy on Shekau...

Dat lady mst b nigerian...

Infact benin gal...