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FamilyRe: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by menix(m): 2:17pm On Mar 10, 2015
OP u don fork up big tym...

D last gal dat mistakenly saw my Ogbunegwe i saw hers too, abi u ve not heard of d theory of "Ifu ka m fu"..
RomanceRe: SHOCKING: I Will Soon Upload Sex Video Of FFK Daughters And Wife - Maliga by menix(m): 2:08pm On Mar 10, 2015
osamaBUSH:
i don buy data dey wait sef kiss
hahahahahaha...
I trust u...
CultureRe: How Can You Marry Someone From An Ethnic Group You Claim To Hate? by menix(m): 2:04pm On Mar 10, 2015
Yoruba(egyptians) nd igbos(israelites) ve been enemies since dayz of Moses.
Buh datz der own pot of cake..

Mii i aint goin to bini kingdom, infact if i try am sef, am sure of goin alone....

Somtym i stare at my cousin who is frm dat tribe lik som sort of possessed ghost..
CultureRe: How Can You Marry Someone From An Ethnic Group You Claim To Hate? by menix(m): 1:48pm On Mar 10, 2015
Richy4:
God has a very good sense of humor.
Way back, I said I did not like a certain university. That was were I ended up.

God please I don't want to serve in Bayelsa state. I hated water. That was where yours truly was parcel to.

God don't let plumpy lady come my way, na wetin I dey see now. Most with good heart. The type you can take to mama.

I have resolved never to voice out what I do not like. Because it will show up at my door step.
Taa broz stop dis lie nah..
Oya, i know u wont lik dating a Deaf nd dumb, voice out ya hate lemme see if dey com knocking u wont pick d nxt train to MFM....
PoliticsRe: Exposed! How Secret Cult Members Holding Abia Hostage Pls Share,comment And Pass by menix(m): 12:49pm On Mar 10, 2015
Abia state, d worst state in governance in Africa...

To join dat cult sef go mk brain oo pending wen d youths of abia says their No is NO...
RomanceRe: SHOCKING: I Will Soon Upload Sex Video Of FFK Daughters And Wife - Maliga by menix(m): 12:03pm On Mar 10, 2015
D man should kindly keep shut or upload d videos..

Abi u no wan watch am?
TV/MoviesRe: DSTV Enough Is Enough by menix(m): 11:49am On Mar 10, 2015
Hmmmm...
Yes DSTV dat Yes DSTV this, buh u guyz keep patronizing them.
why wont keep treating u guyz like 2nd hand customers wen u cant discard their services..

We ve got other cables u can try out or better still get Alaba boiz to giv u DSTV u only buy recharge card on...
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Election by menix(m): 1:14am On Mar 10, 2015
OPC
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hurray!!! Nairaland Is 10 Years Today!!! by menix(m): 1:11am On Mar 10, 2015
Till i get a bottle of Harp nd Nkwobi, then i will undestand d OP...
Nairaland GeneralYABATECH Students How Many Una Don Kill Tonite by menix(op): 10:22pm On Mar 09, 2015
Strolled in tonite to check on a friend buh 2day been ur SUG election, u guyz played out scripts from ur masters in govt house by Rigging wat a blind man would say No to.

Seen d ambulance conveying casuality to d hospital nd a gal being rushed down to d skool medical..

If u in skool kindly update us wiv activity.....
FamilyRe: Older Man Caught In A Hotel With A Secondary School Girl (photos) by menix(m): 11:02pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dont see any news here...
Well 4 d wife make she jst pack dey go her papa house..

1. D man no kidnap d gal
2. A gal who follows such man ve been in d game 4 long
3. Weda u call am child abuse abii man insult, nah devil, abi no b devil?
4. I see no case apart frm d disgrace.

Wen u no train ur pikin, u want make she b mary d moda of judas bah..
As for d man nah disgrace 2 manhood buh 2mao nah pple lik mii nd u go vote dat kind man, ask APC members frm d north....
HealthRe: Help' My Girlfriend Pladge To Leave Me. by menix(m): 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2015
@OP..... Am sure u diz niccur wo eats a plate of rice nd a 50cl of Coke or fanta.
Well datz ur problem, yes too much sugar in ur system.

Apart frm askin u to take Jedi jedi to reduce d sugar maybe u can still try Weed as som1 earlier said, it might ve worked 4 him...
PoliticsRe: Failed Card Reader: Africans Are Just Too Dumb by menix(m): 2:31pm On Mar 08, 2015
OP u re right...
Somtym dis year a bank asked pple to go online 4 a test nd i blive som of u who went that day to d cafe spent d whole day wivout a positive outcome

FAAN had their online application, am sure som who applied knew ow long it took u, especially if u tried it d 1st week of d advert.

I wonder wat database INEC ve got that would accomodate d traffic considering it jst few hours for accreditation..

Goin electronic is welcomed buh we should take tym to accomodate nd make ammends d flaws to serve its purpose.
CultureRe: Why Babalawos Never Do Money Ritual? by menix(m): 2:17pm On Mar 08, 2015
I wont b suprised babalawo making heaven than all this wealthy pastors..

Dis guys respect d spirit of self service knowing its bad to use their power to acquire wealth buh our pastors nah reverse.

So oga OP,, babalawo trying that loses his powers, jst as 99% of 9ja pstors ve lost their powers to ego, owo, kudi....













Alomo ontop hot sun culd b responsible 4 d above...
CultureRe: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by menix(m): 2:07pm On Mar 08, 2015
Young03:
chairman na true..me na pure NSK guy..bt read and understand his last statement
Well i guess u jst logged on cous dat part u refered to was a modified version..

I countered him knowin i knew 1 Nwanyi Nsukka that her resturant then was 'ebeano' in d 90's nd she did cheat.
CultureRe: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by menix(m): 1:36pm On Mar 08, 2015
kaywiluv:
Not at all
Well asked cous i know most Nsukka babes re Food technologist by nature...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fisherman Stumbles Across Car Stuck In River; Baby Inside Miraculously Alive by menix(m): 1:34pm On Mar 08, 2015
If dat baby is a nigerian most of d above moikers would ve gone to touch her to receive their own miracle....
CultureRe: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by menix(m): 1:27pm On Mar 08, 2015
shinery53:
Igbo have prostitutes in quantity, Edo have prostitutes in quality
Theory of a random patron...
CultureRe: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by menix(m): 1:18pm On Mar 08, 2015
kaywiluv:
cheesy in swahili
Re u frm Nsukka?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Customer Service Officers Jobs In A Multinational Firm by menix(m): 12:39pm On Mar 08, 2015
The multinational mst b dealing on eagles...
CultureRe: Why You Should Marry From Nsukka, Enugu State by menix(m): 12:34pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hahahahaha...
Broz u can lie ehh...
That kind thing no fit work wey our galz don go nuclear..

Buh i hear say una gal sweet nd original lik Nsukka Honey..
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Has Been The Power Situation In Your Area Recently? Please Share Your Say by menix(m): 12:26pm On Mar 08, 2015
My side nah die oo..
Sotey spider don turn d insyd compartment of all my eletric bulb to Chalet.

Well since i no get aquarium 4 house i jst dey manage them cous my dey keep shaking d bulb as dey Lash...
Christianity EtcRe: What I Just Noticed In Church by menix(m): 12:10pm On Mar 08, 2015
And u jst noticed?
Are a new convert?
Yes am partially 1 cous i can easily open any on new Testament buh som books on d old testament nah bomb jst lik Habakkuk, Ezra nd their likes...
PoliticsRe: Photo : This Lovely Boy Lost His Mum In Today's Bomb Blast ; Identity Unknown by menix(m): 11:46pm On Mar 07, 2015
Ezemust:
pointB comes to minds
And its?
PoliticsRe: How Young Democratic Party – May Be Linked To President Jonathan by menix(m): 11:44pm On Mar 07, 2015
Hahahahahahaha.....
Una no dey tireeeee
i swear if we have more APC in Nollywood, we wuld outshine Hollywood cous u guyz re creative, alwayz givin us new movies(Lies).

Am sure nxt movie(lie) wuld be GEJ sneaking to buhari's house to snap him on his bed sleeping and claiming Buhari on sick bed..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help Me !!! by menix(m): 10:32pm On Mar 07, 2015
Try swallow 2 Red head lizard, dey will go inside nd push d tennis thro. ur anus..

U dont nid 2 worry...
PoliticsRe: Compare Jonathan's Sportsmen Rally With APC 1million-man March by menix(m): 9:05pm On Mar 07, 2015
APC rally in lagos was like a molue in motion nd filled with pple without its driver...

PDP rally was lik a keke wiv 3 passengers buh d driver was there to pilot to destination.

Well i did prefer 1 that has got its driver in-charge
PoliticsRe: Photo : This Lovely Boy Lost His Mum In Today's Bomb Blast ; Identity Unknown by menix(m): 7:44pm On Mar 07, 2015
Wat an innocent soul...
She-cow mst pay heavily 4 his sins..

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