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Ephemmm:
Why una family no dey celebrate their wedding there? If they have, pishure of it please

It seems GEJ can break another history through your family.

Load of Gibberish.....
Thou ur age aint far frm wat u ve written...

Their office is at Idowu taylor VI and the interview is on Thursday by 10:35...
Info on what to expect.

Ephemmm:
It seems you are high on weed; hope you will be among those who go vote there too?

U be omoko oooo
No b burial ground wey weeding dey mk sense pass..
E b lik say u Wear letter 'L' 4 neck...

Emmybreezy:
funny brov,very soon animal go soon vote self...

Dey der nah mk pant wear u..

In essence GEJ is working...
Hope APCians can see we aint there.


A vote for GEJ will keep us out of d list till 2019....

buygala:
Good that you know that you are a kid, and there are other kids like you around here


Your childishness is forgiven thee... Go and sin no more

Thank God 4 internet, dey empowered u to spit, else spittin close 2 mii is d last thing u will eva do..

buygala:
Is this supposed to be funny?


Why don't you kill yourself and cast your vote from VGC cemetary?

Dude if u expecting mii going petty wiv u, pls try d nxt kid around..

Wow!!!! Broz u re normal...
Jst dat urs is quite extreme..
I think it has to do wiv ur inner spirit not accepting them.

Once i dont get dat nod within mii 4get ur beauty.

OR

E fit b say u get spiritual wife..

Dis election is goin to b d best in 9ja.
Even d dead re eager to vote GEJ for his achievement.

Omo!! polling unit 4 Cementry no go bad ooo..

Wait oooo..
Is FFK trying to say lai mohammed is a gay, doz it mean Atiku brutalized Lai mohammed ass, its now like my bathrum tap dat leaks...

midolian:
lool..

Nice 1..buh na online I dey make my money for now.

Broz if there is anyfin lik makin money online, oya pm mii mk u carry mii go chop bush meat dis evening mk i confirm say money dey online.

midolian:
lool..

Nice 1..buh my money na online I dey make am for now.

Broz if there is anyfin lik makin money online, oya pm mii mk u carry mii go chop bush meat dis evening mk i confirm say money dey online.

[quote
author=midolian post=31255460]if a group says APC is plotting to
Assassinate GEJ, I am not sure what you ll call them.[/quote]Maybe group of drunkards...

Dede 1 de, leave politics mk we go find money.
Nah poor pple dey fight cous of politics...

Post d Pix

Yes its true, i heard it frm d Group too.
Dey re called group of Liars...

I dont think we ve up to 5 of em here on nairaland...

Oya gbogbo small galz where una dey..

Well i get ur plight buh since u were not certain 6month rent wuld ve done d magic, even if u leave b4 then it wont mk u less.

Go bak to him nd negotiate making it up to 6 month, if he refuses keep calm.

If its in lagos, he wuld certainly give u a 3-6month quit notice cous he cant jst vacate u unceremoniously.

Buh i doubt if dat man wuld give u any quit notice nd i hope he aint a jazz man cous nah u go run.

Once more negotiate wiv him buh it wuld b silly if at d end u still there. Instead pay ur complete rent wen u leaving lock d door until ur rent expires.

Iniquity: Sin outside the ten commandment

Sin: Breakin any of d Ten commandment

Transgression: its combination of iniquity nd sin i.e e don plenty.


Open to learn sha..

Politics of Interest...
Abeg mk dem tear shirt, flog demsef wiv their chieftancy stick until dey realise dey re no longer kids fighting for national crums.

[quote
author=iPopAlomo post=31253211]Yes... I grew up in Lagos... and yes I experienced when robbers went
Rambo in Surulere... I remember counting the shots they fired at
midnight so you can't tell people in the morning you were actually
awake... they raped, killed... did alot of unprintable things... stole
my father's car... the list goes on...

our neighbour volunteered to join the local vigilante and he was
killed... he had two sons... young sons... and I remember... she forgave
them admist tears... that's what brought about the OPC in Lagos...

Vanity upon vanity...
1998-1999... I was around 10 years... if someone showed me the guy who
stole our car today (16 years later)... now I'm asking you... SHOULD I
KILL HIM...?[/quote]A kid of 10yrs would barely cry if he loses a parent...
A fwend jst got shot last december, d bullet opened up his skull nd God 4bid u re his broda.

I guez ur prayer wuld b God 4give d thief cous i know my broda has 4given bah...

My worst chore datz both.
Infact dis yr Jan. i tried washing 3 of my shirts, if not i soaked all i wont go past 1.
These 3 shirts till date ve not seen d electric iron.

Buh if am to make preference i wash som1 irons...

Oga re u new in Nigeria, abi u skool 4 france.

Dis aint new uncle, infact any1 dat falls for dat shii belongs to d family of Homo-erectus...

Wait till u get called up nd d person tells u everything abt ursef then u will stop sending CV.

[quote
author=iPopAlomo post=31252193]I don't subscribe to stealing... and I'm definitely against murder...
although our president on national TV said we should stone thieves...
when justifying stealing is not corruption... the economy pushed some
to this length...

I do not have the police phone number... I would have called them
myself... by now he would be bloodied and clubbed...

that's a human being brother... not an animal...[/quote]I dont know if u grew up in lagos in d 90's wen every house in a street wuld b robbed for hours wivout police showing up.
Woe unto dat family u ve nice growing up daughters, no valuable at home, a son is asked to rape his mum.

Broz if u ve experienced any of their horror then b my judge...

[quote
author=bisous post=31252128]People change even hardened criminals repent...
if they take his life(which they can't give) they deprive him of the
opportunity to ever become a better person in this lifetime...... if
they release him it could be his turning point[/quote]IF bah??

Wat if hez nxt job was to take a life.
Wat if hez last job he took a life.

I ve a fwend i knew bak in d dayz, dey ve poured fuel on him b4 his saving grace came buh within d nxt 3weeks i heard he bought a ticket to kirikiri...

Cops ke?
Abeg d guy shuld b sent to gr8 beyond, him tell any of us before carryin out his plans diz morning.

Omo!! I nearly wake my landlord wiv laugh..
Dis thread is funny.
@OP... I luv dat zeal in u, u smart, i 4 lik join u buh walkin unda dis Lagos sun is 1 thing i will repeat d FTC, u re very much on ur own..

Story!!!
She has jst knocked nd am sure Flavour nwa nna will surely open.

Wat is wrong wiv diz mallam pple, wuld there eva b a day good thing wuld com out frm dat set of human.

FG should pls mk sure that ediot is not allowed to spread dat poo any longer..

@OP:.
Abeg wat frequency thou am in lag.

Buh if Biafra sayz dey re tired of d entity called 9ja y re pple scared of lettin dem go...

Since its blived dey aint worth ur trouble, allow dem go..

Jst dat som of us dat ve got stake else-where wuld not want to lose out..

Beau, was she aware u were going out wiv dat same dude?

Even if shez aware or not, jst move on wiv life cous dat dude is gone.

Ask ur sef wat went wrong nd learn frm it to b a better person in d nxt.


I somtymz wonder ow com pple dont see it coming, well maybe dey were blindly inluv...