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DickDastardly:
Na your shirt i go 1st tear then your okpolo eye go clear

Abeg wen u tear d shirt, tell mii mk I comot Im nikka..

DickDastardly:
Ok,


MORAFUKA!

Hahah.. I swear u be ebola..

DickDastardly:
I'm serious o!

Then prove it 2 mii by callin dat banner a morafuka...

Oya dey go, I don ban u...

1stola:
abeg swerve comot for road jor

Unto pot hole wey u be bah...

1stola:
so I should clap abi?
Na dat price her mates dey do am?

Was only sayin shez real..
U culd get entangled wiv a lawn mower 4 all I care nd I did clap to it..

Verily verily the soup slings...

Can I use d awoof to call an mtn line?

naturally:
Then you are OYO

Nope am frm scotland..

naturally:
Just exactly a month after d previous one u witness.

Sowii I aint a Jehova witness..

1stola:
ole

Seriously I jst got 500MB frm her now.
Shez real I mst tell....

naturally:
Yes, a monthly festival during which men bath with the blood that comes out of a female underneath and also put a drop of the blood in food.

Wow...
I did lik such festival, wen nxt is it holding cous I nid to mk documentry of it, to show my scotish fwendz...

PlS wat iis menstrual period?, is it a festival period for men?

Re u new in Nigeria?, we ve been told dat witches re against d power sector.
D faster we start burnin dem witches, d better we start having constant lite..

.. D above is not frm mii buh d person wo hacked my profile.

Let mii have her No. Nd name, I will do d remaining magic 4 u...

She beta reside in lagos, 4 it 2 work

I 4 click 4 more pix buh u guyz ve blurred wat goez wiv my Lux soap...

Opiosko:
Hahaha! Mr pls can u answer for him now?

Once u open d drink or d drink somehow lose its gaseous content it wuld b presumed deliberate act.
D guy who saw d roach in d bottle did not open nd got compensated.

Opiosko:
Ogbeni no be me post am o!. The one u said they settled, the dude drank the polluted stuff or just saw it like this?...

My frend called ogbeni wuld answer u wen hez awake..

Opiosko:
How? Pls tell.

Coca cola wuld do very thing possible to settle wiv u, well u not d 1st person cous d 1st person I heard was paid afta bringing it to their notice, cockroach was bottled wiv d drink.

Broz I 4 buy d mata frm u buh ve got issuez 2 deal wiv..

Go get a solid lawyer nd I swear to u, u did b a millionaire in weeks..

Diff. Is dat 1 can easily pay his rents while d oda borrows to complete his rent.

*1 gets enuf largees afta retirement(35yrs) while d other gets jst a letter of retirement nd possibly a mnth basic salary.
*1 orders his meal frm KFC every break time, while d other prepares ogi in d staff kitchen wiv d akara he bought b4 comin to work.

We both work in d same office but 1 sends d oda to go buy plaintain nd groundnut, refusal attracts termination nd jst a query.

Lemme stop ere, dey will tell u more...

Pls ow many of you out there got capricorn marine technology formal application form that was sent 3 weeks back.
Don't know if they have reached u since then, cous am still waiting.

Pls anyone out there wiv knowledge of the company..

U guyz are annoying..
D guy took out his time 2 write, asking for help nd none of u could easily help.

Pls OP, jst com ova nd pick d Macmillian english textbooks I used in d 90's it wuld b of gr8 help...

Ibadan?, no wonder d person is wanted..


Dialz 199....

Abeg try sell dis ur story to Macmilian, mk dem fit giv us new primary skool reader....

Don't get all diz fuss abt linda ikeji, abeg is she d saviour d jews await, else mk una free us wiv all dis stowii..

Wish I can invoke a spiritual slap for the nxt person dat post a stowii abt dat ur expected saviour.

Since ysterday, I kept refreshing N\L 4 its usual interesting stowii all 2 get dis gossip allova..

Since I ve not seen d pix, it mst b an end time reptile called d snake beast..

D only lie he told mii was dat d OP is sane nd his son..