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I just hope he did not start campus ruggedity for them..

Well, it's just unfortunate he served the Zoo called Nigeria..

RIP Nwoke Oma...

Every state for its self.
Every corrupt officer dies by Hanging...

benedictnsi:
L L @bolded, did you watch the movie or read the book Arabian Night

The cartoon was my favorite back then..

Pls can someone inform Peter I cried also about their split..

Would not want to apportion blame cous the person wrong is so obvious..

It's just a pity we lost a life but our Lives nd that of our loved ones won't be lost this year, Amen..

RIP Isa...

chigoizie7:
This got me laughing, u know, when I was a bit young, when ever I mistakenly swallow orange seed or udala seed, I avoid drinking water so that it will not grow in my tommy.


How time flies.

Baba no be only u oo, had same orientation when i was a village champion in the 80's.

Is this the new evil spirit devil just released on Nairalanders this evening

Soon some go borrow tus.h pinshure for Net come say see my mama...

Well, OP, I like ur mum cous she does not wear karashika make up nd painted nails..

Sweet heart my gears re faulty

OR

Darling, remember it's ladies first.

rosalieene:
I am writing this to encourage students and Jambites so they'd realize that they can get to whatever point they want to attain in their academic pursuit. Forgive my grammatical blunders, am not perfect.Focus on my point and not on my writing.

I didn't attend my convocation last friday due to
some personal reasons but all the same na Godwin. But seeing the convocation pictures of others, I decided to post this. I wasn't there physically but was there spiritually. At least my name was in d book of life lol.

HOW THE JOURNEY STARTED;

I wrote my first UTME in 2010, even if I forgot anything other thing I learnt in English language,
I would never forget that the exam is called UTME and not JAMB as people always call it.

JAMB is the body /organization organizing UTME
thanks to my English teachers in secondary school Mr Ikuyajolu Daniel and Mr Samuel Ezebuiro. I applied for medicine in University of Ibadan and it was my dream school. I wasn't even shortlisted to write post-utme. That school is very mean and heartless, lol.
The second time I wrote UTME, that was in 2011,
I also applied in Unibadan. This time around, Industrial chemistry because I later realized that
Med &Surgery wasn't my calling. Again, I wasn't
shortlisted, haba!!. By this time, my twin sister was already in her 100l and about to enter 200l in Unibadan.

One day, my dad saw an advert in Vanguard newspaper in which ANSU called for no-choice candidates to apply. I applied, wrote post-utme.
The list came out but my name was not there. Really, I was frustrated. I also applied in a private university who's advert I also saw. Godfrey okoye university and was given admission!! But in my mind, I was like that one no be school jhoor!!.

I had no other option but to go to GOU. I spent 2 months there when someone called me and told me I got admission in ANSU.I was dumbfounded!,
couldn't believe it. I heard so many stories about the course(Industrial chemistry). Its a no-go- area, very tough and difficult, why didn't you choose biochemistry instead people kept asking. I left GOU for ANSU, people kept on talking.....Industrial Chemistry is hard, the lecturers are very wicked in ANSU , they don't like it when their students pass. , they haven't recorded a single 1st class and 2.1 is always very few since the history of the dept in the
school(not until 2013 set produced the first 1st
class ever),2.1 is like 1st class in ICH dept, I kept on
hearing such. I had a roommate then in my yr1
who was in final year in Industrial chem.

Everyday she came back from class and exams
complaining, regretting why she was in the dept.
I hope she is not seeing this post, lol. She would
complain and complain, I was so scared. I thought of changing course, but to where? I asked myself. I lost hope. I told my parents since they wanted the best but they said 'don't listen to what people say, hardwork is the key''.

The struggle began, thanks to my friend and
reading partner Anasioke Onyinye and also to my parents for the encouragement. I was able to graduate with a comfortable 2.1 in Industrial Chemistry. I was the fifth best graduating and am proud of it. Thanks to all those who called and texted to congratulate me after seeing my name in the convocation brochure. Finally, God is the secret. Truly, those who put their trust in God shall be like mount
Zion. Most Importantly, I was able to overcome
the pressure of Examination Malpractice because
I believed in God's power. God doesnt fail. Just Obey him by not indulging in examination malpractice, and pray and believe, have faith. Also, read your book, dont depend on small micro chips(mgbo). You can't cheat God. You may use expo and at the end last, you may graduate with a result you least expect, you can't cheat God.

Singing *you are
great* in Steve crown's voice. # faithfulGod
# gloriousGod
Congrats to me and other graduands especially
my fellow kemists!!.
NNAWUIHE ROSELYNE

Babe ow far, I go like Malli you ooo..
U re my missing Lib...
At least ur blain will compliment mine..

holyokoto:
Your Agony will increase by the time Book haram [/b]are completely annihilated. [b]Book haram is now ordinary, no 1 terrorist on Earth as at last year

Sure we re referring to different groups, mine is Bokoharam while urs is Book haram...

If u eat them, be ready to harvest yam from ur tummy cous it will continue growing in ur tummy..

Secondly, is that Aladin's flying carpet u placed those yam on

RIP nwanyi Oma..

Ordinary bokoharam member they can't kill but when it comes to helpless civilians, they re killing machine..

Even the useless neighbors won't say they did not hear her cry for help or that of the children but as usual malice reigns..

Abeg make them talk truth, the story get K-Leg..

Hattchett:
Why are you blabbing like an incoherent _idiot with a large _dick stuck up his oesophagus?

Atleast type coherently if you want a reply.

Hahahahahahhaa..

Ur last sentence, don't tell me u intend quitting soon...

Ehen, u mentioned large dick, is the family poorly endowed like that of "amu ewu" for you to be so concerned of the large one u can't afford...

Hattchett:
Too bad. You already acknowledged his existence by your initial post.

Maybe you are the insignificant hater who doesn't exist in OP's world.

Even the OP saw the Sarcasm nd giggled buh a hate orphan like you took it up cous hate reigns in the family..

Nwanne, mix cement nd Lacasera for the night..

Hattchett:
Too bad. You already acknowledged his existence by your initial post.

Maybe you are the insignificant hater who doesn't exist in OP's world.

Dude, why do u sound like someone born out of hate..

Pls don't let it destroy you..
Significant human..

1. Make sure u wear a black colour
2. Ensure the shirt nd trouser ve numerous pockets.
3. Go with low cut.

Note, police don't joke with the pocket issue because u must prove to them u can hide egunje while doing ur job..

JohnieWalker:
lolz....rambo wore it then I guess its popular...comedian

Sure it was but I guess u know the Past tense of Popular is Popeye...
So u can say his shirt is popeyeish..

Hattchett:
"There have always been those who hate, and there always will be." - Terry Goodkind.

Can u hate someone u don't know if they exist

Na so I Catch one ediot one day, the next thing was he wanted to fight me but as I remember say I just go collect some money, I quickly retreat but I must say he was lucky cous him for see End time fight that day ....

How come ur mum has more fashion sense than you

See ur shirt like that type wey Ranbow wear take act First Blood...

See mouths like "He is a graduate for heaven sake" yet u done attend 20 job interviews still without a Job, abeg you no be graduate

End Time judges...

If am a business admin student in the school, I swear Canoe business sure pass...

Rilwayne001:
Lol, you are actually right. Most of them sings crap and you know, the society is crappy, so they easily welcome crap.

Do u sell Crab or rear Crabs

Sure virtually all policemen in Nigeria knew Michael Jackson, nd 99% will also know Nicki Minaj but them police over there don't know shishi of those we call super star...

Uwa Mmebi super stars from Nigeria...

It's caused by;
* Humidity : if you use AC constant nd probably ur neighbor above uses his frequently, you will find it peeling..

* Much Sex: if u produce too much quaffy energy i.e you fork too much in ur apartment, the energy released mostly moves from the lower concentration(walls) to a higher concentration(Ur ceiling) which reacts after a long while..

The way baba God pick ur call shall mine be picked this week, Amen!!!

Sure the school taught in yoruba else he would ve given us an English song...

Watin concern us with oyibo people news, those guyz wey their brain dey leak..

tyson99:
Fayose the dunce

Dundee calling another Dunce..

@Topic:
Buhari is certainly going to wreck this ship called Democracy...

Baba pick my call nah, abii MTN line no dey fit get u

I must hammer too make I dance too ontop my Escalade..

dicefrost:
Is that girl wearing a slipper with her uniform?

Is she supposed to ve worn Koi-koi to her semester exam

Negodi nwoke onye Uwa mmebi aah