₦airaland Forum

Peter was certainly High ysterday...

Sure he prayed last nite as jude advised..

The same way i will cry when Dollar is 1000 naira nd Nigerians chase Buhari back to daura..

If govt dey fear juju, what should the common man do...

Umahi should get his own juju that can hack into other jujus nd spoil it.

Bag of beans equals bomb..
continue.

Buhari is now a Lizard infact Agama Lizard, that his means of communication is Nodding...

Hope he Nods to making 1 naira=$1

Shebi if our president was learned he would ve known how to read...

Pls when would he sack CBN gov nd finance minister

Someone should tell him dollar is #354..

See Ghana oooo..

When will Nigeria learn nd pass Bills that will favor local production..

Today, we re begging FG to make our own locally produced car the official car instead of the reverse.

How I wish Ghana will also ban our politicians before they get contaminated..

Peter's wife is really playing with peters head..

I hope he realizes this before it's late..

How can an apprentice have someone on apprenticeship under him..

Devil just dey beat drum for this family..

How i wish una Mum dey alive, she for done go find solution to this Agwugwu..

If e no be Jude, nah me then...

I sure say nah this queshions make Simi sing "Stewpid queshions"..

Pastor, uwa Mmebi
Wife Ogwugwu Oge

Thou, some women could be Stewpid, u marry a woman instead she takes instructions from third party..

That is an electric car...

Only charged when packed under a high tension...

Omo!!!!

As I dey read this horror film, I was thinking it would be a dream but the OP ended serious..

Wow, sighs heavily, guy u re very lucky ooo else may be nah me go buy ur head to renew my Jazz...

I will advise u de-friend Patricia else nxt time, u might not be safe..

Is he a Pastor NO!!!
Is he a Muslim Cleric, Alfa YES!!!

U see, Imam, Alfa re all Ndi Uwa Mmebi..

osemwengie1:
. Idiot, the Nigeria prostitute movement should be given to Nnamdi Kanu, coz his people are the major prostitute in Nigeria.

why is that families with idiotic blessing tend to suspect others nd re quick to judge another idiot

Nwanne, for the idiotic skills compliments you.

YANKARI KO BOKOHARAM NII..

She will also loose her seat..
Nwanyi onye Uwa Mmebi...

I only came to check name nd guess what??
i was not disappointed...
i greet oo my fellow country men, abeg the man nah indian

22years
is she a footballer

She go come back, she is likely leaving Dubai tomorrow..

The Dad must be a Senior Pastor Deeper Life ministry..
Truly if the Dad has seen his Bio, nah die get the man cous the bleeding would be so much for the doctors to stop..

The original Jagaban..
The slayer of Tinubu's dragon...
Buhari's Night Mare
The Grass root governor..

This ur attire just make u resemble Eze ndi yoruba...

babafirst:
However ,one organization they can never take over is the 'unintelligent yam eaters organisation of Nigeria'.That is the exclusive preserve of the PDP.

If Jonathan nd his warriors were not happy about the new head yesterday, APshit must ve bought the exclusive right to "Unintelligent yam eaters organisation of nigeria"...

Come oo, this kind thing no fit happen with Dollar
abi nah tomatos we go dey use buy goods from China

Ofeman.u people will be so happy now afterall all their soup is oil and tomato....

Off to SPAR to get a Helmet as they will soon send Sango after me...

if u know lagos, u will know Lagosian re migrants from Russia, they re so much in a haste that the rail tracks will be turned to short cut to their destination.

At the same time Lagos state govt is only trying to feed the Iron condemn sellers cous those iron fence will all disappear soon...

shuoooo, i go sell am, flex my parent with 10% so that when them know them go know say i no dey totally useless, i remembered them..

But as my parent no get house that is why they re striving to get a house in Paradise...

dikeigbo2:
Guy,you funny die

nwanne, nah u talk so ooo..

OrangeDream:
Naso i dream too when i write my first jamb..But na 162 hit me..Guy,relax!!! No be film

162
guy abeg nah only English u write

can someone tell me the type of god being worshiped in such a place...

This god of money can even bring war between Devil nd Evil spirit...

Omoluabi16:
get lost man..

i said it, u work with Mercy corps search team..
u want to get busy searching for me abii
oya i don go hide, quickly assemble ur search team...

The Lastma guy was like "egbon this is Lekki, nobody hawks bread here"...

if they want to take ova everything in nigeria, pls they should be fast nd take the following:

* Head, Nigerian Prostitutes Movement.
* Head, Yahoo Association of Nigeria.
* Head, Benin galz in Italy congress
* Head, Uwa Mmebi commission....