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If #13 applies, I must have a huge debt in the bank of Lives else I for don kpeme..

If #20 is true, that means Abimelech in the bible is an ISIS cous when a woman dropped a stone that cracked his skull, he ordered his soldier to take his life instead of death coming from a woman(Judges 9vs 54)

Inside that long list nah only 50 shades of Grey I enta Net search..

Well, all I know is that the most searched site in Nigeria is Porn nd the most visited site is WWW.Xvideo.cum.

criminalmindz:
ZOMBIE, SO YOU BELIEVE ALL THIS RUBBISH DISTRACTION APC IS USING. EWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nwanne I am sure Aturu gave birth to you.

All these grammar nah for Man wey no sabi Man...

If ur uncle nah Director for MTN, will ur confidence abii demand in anyway matter when u don't even need to sit for an Interview..

Una neva chichon chin, a security guard abi nah Mayguard I go call am underwent two stages of interview with normal grilling nd possibly waiting for the last stage of the interview with the MD..


So tey factory workers now write essay to get the job..

Nwanne Uwa emebigo ooo...

As Osun state no dey, that list is void..

North is not poor they should their leaders who have ruled nigeria for clarification...

phrankchek:
guy u mumu ehh....who told u ikpeazu is the organiser? why cant u get ur facts together b4 typing ....magic fm have been organising that half marathon since 2013.......ebi like 4 where u dey stay na only una gov dey organise everything for una

Why be say those wey God bless with Mumu re quick to suspect others nd call on to them as mumu

They should ve allowed him die..

Useless Nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi..

I just pity the people living around that hotel cous they will have increased Libido being that the Evil Spirits of Gonking will all flee soon to near by homes to tarry when the hotel is unsealed...

I hope they re kept in the main prison where we have 250 in one room..

How I wish the Capone will order Dasuki to go empty the poo bucket nd wash it clean..

Useless Economy crashers.

"Buhari is not corrupt" should be an Idiomatic expression..

They all ve fish brain but some superior ones have toad brain..

Else why would a gal go visit a facebook friend she has neva met at his home nd now claims she was raped..
I swear, I feel like slapping that gal..

Rabbish..

Why some of our eastern Governors get fish brain

Abia that is the worst state on infrastructure in nigeria, sure some workers re still owed yet nah Marathon this Gov Ikpeazu Onye Uwa Mmebi see organise..

Trust Abians nah them go chop Akpu that morning believing for strength only to wake in the hospital..

Instead of creating jobs nd paying salaries...

Hahahahahahahahah..
See his name self...


That girl needs some stroke, why don't galz learn, what kind of fish brain galz have...

With the current spate of facebook murder, ritual, rape yet longer throat no go let una use una fish brain..

Uwa Mmebi Gal..

oatzeal:
GETV WELL SOON

See what harmattan ve caused ur brain..

Persin die u say get well soon..

How come nobody, even his friends that must ve gathered during the confrontation to follow them..

What of if they drove 5mins nd dropped him by the road side..

I pray Arase abi Arusi should investigate this nd sanctions those responsible..

RIP Richard nd may God grant ur parents the fortitude to bear ur demise..

Squarez relation...

She must ve gathered all those strength pounding Akpu..

FINgames:
EKPA

U hawk abi u ve a shop

Why will u park on a rail track..

Buhari just killing people with his body Odor..

FINgames:
do face like dundee

FINgames:
y him do face like olodo?

Just to type same thing

Nwanne Ibu Onye Uwa Mmebi..

rheether:
Smh

Make e no fall ooo..
Glue for my shop don finish oo..

Pls is the Show an event to showcase Masquerades Cous that is one...

Chule:
ar u Jay.?

Nope, I am Prophet Onye Uwa Mmebi..

Finished seeing the Avatar series nd I noticed I had a similar power..

I am a Hamper bender, so don't mistake me for a water bender..

Luckily I bent my boss Hamper nd discovered that Nigerians now put Rat gum as a gift..

Jail Nko

Who knew the Demi god called Blatter will be disgraced this way..

No Exalted post last for ever..

femi4:
Improve your reading ability.
Miss Universe is different from Miss World

U dey mind that Steve Harvey relation..

The guy was imagining Gonking miss Columbia in his head nd when he was about to release clashed with the winner name calling.

You know the rest..

Steve Harvey, Nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi..

Pls take her to another hospital.
Have u given her multivites/drug to induce hunger

Pls just 3dayz my niece exhibited such the parents were mad but it was caused by malaria, which after the treatment she started eating..

I will advise, u take her to another hospital nd possibly request for an older doctor..

Jehova Rapha will heal her today, Amen.

BeeBeeOoh:
H is for Harrysterol

Nope, Harry Onye Uwa Mmebi..

* for those that would seat close to the driver, pls always ensure you take a close look at him on intervals to know if he is feeling Sleepy cous most hardly sleep just to turn around for the owners..
Last December I boarded such bus luckily it was the soldiers at the road block that noticed nd asked him to go park somewhere nd sleep for an hour..

* I will also advise we use Buses that their speed is regulated cous speed is the bridge to accident..

* Lastly, a security who guards the watch tower without God is guarding in vain. Prayer should be ur driver..


The Almighty keep us all safe..