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All I know is that Nigeria economy under APC is sinking at the rate Titanic sank...

If u no patch ur primary school uniform especially the Male Shorts, u never belong..

If u no catch lizard cut the head bury with White handkerchief in anticipation it changes to money the next day, u be Nwa tata..

That is an Uwa Mmebi Cake...

If that is true then watch Slok becoming our national Carrier soonest..


Orji Uzor Kalu nwanne Mmadu..

When re their Funeral rites taking place
Abii they blowed to the extent that no part of their body was recovered to be buried

What can we do to appease Bini winches so that they can stop all these End Time accidents...

Ofosu/Bini people I hail una ooo....

Wike Onye Uwa mmebi..

sickstars:
not all girls are moved by material things even if the home is made with pure diamonds only

Im nt moved its very extremely hard to please me

U sound like a sadist, hope am wrong

I will advise u date nd marry urself cous no man can even please you on bed..

That Bride must be probed oo...

Infact I suspect the wedding, Dasuki re u sure u did not sponsor this wedding with our Weapon money


In any case, Congrats to newly wed..

ayindejimmy:
u'r watchin 2 much Pete Edochie nd Kanayo O Kanayo movies

Guy if u don't know anything about tradition, often visit ur village nd learn..

I can bet u re an Indomie kid else you will have an insight especially those day in the 80's when secret societies were not secret..

If my Gate man no sabi Michael Jackson, who is now Paul Okoye

Sure the Guard allowed some dignitaries who she does not know but were properly accredited..

Secondly, dress the way u want to be addressed, sure He wore one those over size shirts I can see here...

coronaprof:
Hater haba if it was Jesus sebi he will make out tym e too. And if he no go now, you'll all be like TOO SERIOUS WAN E. Comot pls

Guy ur name go be Mumuni oo..

fashola is a name to be reckoned with today because he does the right thing at the right time.
Tell me the value his children party 'Barney' will have on Lagos GDP..

SmartMugu:
This no be nollywood o. It's a tradition that's been on for generations. Nothing can change it, not even civilization.

Leave the guy, nah JJC for african tradition...

A tradition that is as old as nigeria.

Princewilla:
You watch too much Nollywood movies

I laugh ur axx...
No b only Nollywood nah Ewuhood, these are real happenings which I know a few here who have witnessed it or have an Ex Member would attest to it...

Feel like slapping Dasuki right now..

Must we kill bed bug for you to expose all

This Dasuki nah confirm Nwoke Onye Uwa Mmebi...

olutunde12:
Forget They will still come back for their "property" in the night! Call the man out of the grave and collect whatever.

I believe that is when they don't get the body before burial cous once they have ur body before burial they will call u back to life after their ceremonial dance around you nd inquire some stuff from you before ur final demise...

Make them do quick come, Niger Delta will use Egbesu to sink their war ships while okija is sending spiritual Blindness to Iranian citizenry...

Nwanne, Jonathan shiit plenty shiit ooo..

Me wey be him boy dey shame now..

saxywale:
Collection of money is not new. Even the new Ooni had to pay for some special rituals before he was given Oduduwa's crown at Oke ora forest, and also after he was given the crown.

That means the gods now collects money.

Story Wey I don already tell my unborn kids..

The story is too true to be called a lie..
Who does not know Nigeria Juju dey learn work where India juju dey....

Funny members..

So u guyz don't know with the new Rule 9, u get banned for doing nothing..

Very soon someone will quote a moniker on politics section nd u lot will get another ban.
As for this moniker I ve committed it to Okija shrine for protection against ban..

They came to have a final chat with him nd collect his heart which must be eaten by the next member to him inorder to move into his position..


Collecting money is now a new thing oo, is the cult now broke abii omonile things don enter funeral rites

Easy dream..

The dream mean say true true u re a young f0ol who will certainly be an Old F0ol...

Those animals re the f0ol nd they ve agreed not to leave you.

Abeg I only need the engines of the cars while u keep the car...

Umuaka ndi Uwa Mmebi

MzPecs:
Is it that hard to understand what that lady typed? Haba!

Haven't you seen people hold meeting in an eatery and probably chill with a bottle of water?

A responsible and reasonable guy actually knows where to fix a date and doesn't beat around the bush.

Why re u lot hiding under the Name "Date"....

Sure u know you will be a liar if u say you ve not honored a visit request..

Any reasonable girl that knows what she want will certainly pop up the question of why it's only at the eatery u both meet...
Yes I have being asked that..

The truth is that the local galz I can't bring home, I keep entertaining them outside..

My close pal will tell any gal if u can't visit me swerve, cous he starts from home to entertain his guest before taking you out..

Wait till u visit a well pimped home with assorted, you will never go to an eatery again..

Hahhahahahahahahahahahahaahaahhahahahahhah...

Laughing at the face of the person who read ur Interview answers..


Hahahahaha, broz kpele..

Chai..

Sylva don strick the 1st punch.

If not we lack in aspect of technology, who would think of kidnapping for Ransome at this age.

Hahahahaha...

The guy just see stunt traffic, make him come Apapa nd see that Traffic is an evil spirit..

Please they should be quick about it..

When Ordinary Okija shrine can send Nuclear blindness to all Iranian citizens..

CaroLyner:
your father took your mom to eatery yet your broke ass is out here crying cause a girl tricked you of chicken & chips.
you should dig a hole and bury your head in shame.

Using the term "tricked" seems u re in the business..

U if ur parents feeds you fine, you wont be running after men for an eatery rice...

In ur "meaningful" young life, ve u ever spent on urself in an eatery

Thou u still a kid, who does not even know the worth of money..

OP u re Ok nd good to go..


My principle is, Ballery before Woman...

The worst is you reposting it..

All these Uwa Mmebi nigerians stalking the Net...