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Welcome to Bauchi....
Anything is possible....
Bokoharam must have stolen the real ladder thinking it's a Fighter Jet...

Oby just keep face like Garri Wey them soak yesterday come forget am..

Where Nigeria take see Elephant wey those ivory come from...

Abeg make them look those things well, Nah Cow Tusk..

Thou Ivory no be only Elephant tusk, even goat horn nah ivory but nah chalk them dey use goat own do..

Omo!!! That gal bu tomato Jos...
Asa npoto...

Off to start a 10days dry fasting to seek for a Governors daughter here on Nairaland..

femifemo123:
Which religion is amorc again?

rosicrucian

femifemo123:
Which religion is amorc again?

Res

OP, if it's just attending service no big deal..
But if u mistake go read 1st john on monday while u were suppose to Read 2nd John, broz nah 1st class madness..

Note, if u turn him down u loss those benefits nd if u join him u loss Salvation..
Weigh both nd follow ur heart..

Those who commit abortion, sell their body for money or steal is not difference from an Amorc member because Hell no get Class..

Even if the guy name sef nah Tray Pan, Nigerian galz go still go rub am free breast...

Umunwanyi naijira Ndi Uwa Mmebi..

Umu nwanne from bini, Amu Ne Kene oo...

hope una buy Okpa come abii nah heyo-heyo language una carry come..

Abeg nah Dash board him buy

Wey beta pinshure make we know whether nah Godwin abi Arusiwin..

Soyinka get wife
Nah Gonk mate him get...

So

This guy bu Anumanu oo..
Make we use this story go buy xmas cloth for Lagos Island abii

And some Uwa Mmebi nairalanders will say it's Humility, abeg the taxi wey him enter no go still take same road wey him motor go pass

The guy should tell us both cars re empty, we will understand..

Fine road no gutter abi Drainage is a waste of resources.

Abians would prefer the old road to this new one when it starts raining..

Why is it that Abia state is blessed with Dead brain governors/ministry of work..


Uzo Uwa Mmebi..

Nigerians go just they graduate with best result yet we never see the impact for our economy abii them forbid these people come be politicians for Nigeria..

Uwa Mmebi Brainy students..

Me no kukuma go skool..

No be only 22yrs nah 22 X 2....

See this Uwa Mmebi 22yrs pikin...
Papa Liar, pikin come go study lying profession to beat papa at the game of Lie..

Soon she will tell us she did not read Law in school but Miracle made them call her to Bar abi Beer parlour..m



Nwata Onye Uwa Mmebi..

God fatherism still dey reign

Hope the guy is not a modern version of Osho wowo


Uwa Mmebi God father..

How come COAS did not order his soldiers to killed all attackers..

Useless man, nah Unarmed civilians una dey get power..

Uturu gba Burutai abii nah Burantashi be him name...


Uwa Mmebi Military Chief..

Make I carry torch dey find the funny event..

The guy is. Certainly sick nd a potential rapist..

If Buhari can give World cup winner 20k, she should start expecting 25litres of Fuel from Bubu..

E no go better for Boko Haram..

See the young innocent kid..

Jehova Rapha, take control..

Borrows my neighbor's torch, still searching for the Swag..
Abeg is it his One pack tummy abi the Triangle in his Obi Cap


Uwa mmebi Swag..

Sure!!!!!!
But u must be working with FBN, UBN, WEMA, UNITY...

Chelsea have stopped it's Xmas Promo of Free 3 points..

Sure Sunderland will fall today..m

Uwa Mmebi Kidnappers...

Let the Prison kidnap them until Super eagles wins world Cup....

Hmm.. if those tanks explode Olodi apapa will turn ash...

Capital Oil fire unit the best amongst all other Depot, always there to assist human race...


Sure my type wey full there will be praying for the fire to cross the 6 lane express over to where the banks are, so that we can help putting off the vault fire..

This is what a real African Hamper should look like nd not those tissue paper nd Cabin Biscuit stuff..

I will reciprocate by giving her Ogbono, egwusi, Ogiri, bitterleaf nd lastly thick Kpomo....

Tales by lies..

When Kachi my short colleague friend was busy debiting all our fine girls customers..

When u both practiced no touching till after marriage nd the bride's parents. Wants to ensure the Man has an active Crank shaft...

Or

Ur parents knew u were a lesbian but were surprised you re getting married to a real man nd not Transgender..











Old Roger is back from Biafr.a hibernation..

Hmm..

I like them, they re moving forward..

They Have embarked on another course, soon they will graduate from prison..

Nd I hope they forge ahead after that, maybe they will graduate to death if they don't stop..

Ndi Uwa Mmebi..

Our breed can never be the same as Lagos breed..

Ask LASTMA...