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Zlatan knows the appropriate ways to play with fire, unlike Mario Balotelli.

Zlatan is capable of being a bit of an idiot when his sexuality is questioned.

Zlatan on the absence of Zlatan, and the problems faced by a Zlatan-led team in times of Zlatanlessness

Zlatan picks the only appropriate automotive comparison for himself

Zlatan is untroubled after Sweden were eliminated from Euro 2012.

Zlatan chortles heartily at the inadequate defensive efforts of former Liverpool centre back Stephane Henchoz.

Zlatan on his painful struggle to find a new house in Paris.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic almost secured a move to Arsenal when he was at Swedish club Malmo, and the club even had a shirt made up with his name on the back. The one spanner in the works? Arsene Wenger wanted him to do a trial.

Zlatan was displeased when asked about a rumour he had brought a Porsche.

Zlatan is capable of seeing the funny side.

Zlatan's Sweden were beaten by Portugal in the play-offs for the Brazil World Cup, a tournament that is clearly beneath us without the presence of true greatness.

Zlatan pouts back after John Carew insolently suggested that some of his skills were 'pointless'.

...Zlatan ponders what the appropriate birthday gift is for the wife who has everything.

Culled from telegraph football

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sunshineV:
He just want to freshen up the girl

Potential rapist

ozodigboo:
this OP write-up sha....
which one is SURVIVOR again ?
so having sex is now something to survive

Have a gay ra.pe you first

Modified from http://sokkaa.com/2017/02/28/ten-most-arrogant-men-in-the-football-history-zlatan-is-not-the-first/3/

2. Zlatan Ibrahimovic


‘’I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.’’
The Swede is the undoubted King of the ego! No player ranks his own standing in the game higher than Zlatan does. He is a ‘’never my fault’’ sort of player.

“When we were playing together at Juve, he told me: ‘If you won the Scudetto aged 30 it was thanks to me. Before that you hadn’t won anything,'” Cannavaro told Chi magazine.His referral to himself in third person has seen the phrase ‘’to Zlatan’’ become a verb.

Despite the outstanding arrogance, Zlatan is a much loved personality because his arrogance is so extreme and his quotes so entertaining.

AND I BELIEVE HE IS NUMBER ONE!!

3. Jose Mourinho


‘’Please don’t call me arrogant, but I am European champion, and I think I am a Special one.’’
One cannot talk of arrogance leaving the father of mind games behind. According to most people, the game should be played on the pitch for 90 minutes and it’s over. According to Jose, the game begins in the pre-match press conference and ends in the post-match press conference.
‘’I don’t like Mourinho’s arrogance. When things don’t work out, he blames the players. No wonder he’s had conflicts at Real and Chelsea.’’ Said former Bosnia coach Susic.

4. Cristiano Ronaldo


‘’It’s surely because I’m good-looking, great and a rich footballer. They’re jealous of me I don’t have any other explanation.’’
No points for guessing; Ronaldo is one of the most obvious cases of arrogance in football as he is such a high profile player and closely watched athlete.

If you have ever watched Ronaldo take a free kick before then you can clearly see his arrogance, but he also throws tantrums and of course will take his shirt off at any given opportunity and the fact that he had his own museum.

He is the King of the ‘’me’’ generation.

5. Eric Cantona


‘’I am not a man, I am Cantona.’’
Call him what you want, but he won’t give a damn about it. It’s not for nothing that Manchester United fans still call him ‘’King Cantona’’.
His arrogance followed him off the pitch when he embarked on an acting career. His movie ‘’Finding Eric’’ tells the story

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6. Mario Balotelli


‘’Only Messi is better than me.’’
Mario Balotelli has a lot of potential as a footballer. He is still young and should improve as time goes on. But his arrogance kind of stops him. Countless managers have attempted to tame Balotelli and help him see how he can be great, but this never seems to work and he will resort to wild off pitch antics and arrogant play on the pitch.

Jose Mourinho claimed he was “unmanageable” .

7. Louis Van Gaal


‘’I am like God. I never get ill and I am always right.’’
The retired Dutch football manager and former player’s extreme arrogance can be summarized in some of his quotes like; ‘’I am who I am: confident, arrogant, dominant, honest, hard-working and innovative.’’ ‘’Louis Van Gaal has nothing more to learn’’.
When Van Gaal’s managerial path collided with Zlatan, the city wasn’t big enough. In the battle of the egos, Ibrahimovic affirmed that Van Gaal was a ‘’dictator with no sense of humor.’’

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8. Arjen Robben


‘’If I were a coach, I know what to do today. I would pick myself.’’
Robben is one of the more decorated players and has proven his credentials time and time again. He is also extremely arrogant. It is apparent in his selfish type of play, goals celebrations, and comments in the media. He is the type of player you would dislike to play with, hate to play against and cause nightmares as a coach.

He told Holland coach Bert Van Marwijk to ‘’Shut Up’’ during a game in Euro 2012

9. Ashley Cole
Ashley Cole may have been one of the best British left-backs of his generation, but he certainly knew his price. His outrage of Arsenal’s offer of £55,000 instead of £60,000 in 2006 is very well documented in his biography. Cole’s mercenary approach, self-entitlement and arrogance earned him the nickname “Cashley”.

The arrogance went far to cheating his wife Cheryl Cole, and being labeled by Steve Nicol ‘’arrogant’’ after calling MLS an ‘’easy ride’’.

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Down we list ten most arrogant men in the football history. In order for any athlete or manager to have made it to the professional level, they will have to be full of self-confidence. Being self-assured and confident is encouraged and important in sports.

This will often lead to arrogance, and these arrogant players and managers are often impressive but always likable.

10. Didier Drobga

Drobga had this ‘’I am more important that everyone’’ attitude about himself that screamed arrogance. He has criticized his manager, complained and thrown tantrums about minor things. He is remembered of his faking injury art form to win undeserved free kicks. You didn’t need to watch Drogba for so long before realizing how arrogant he could be.

Source http://www.herald.ng/unilag-final-year-student-rapes-underage-fresher/

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A final year student of the University of Lagos Oluwaseyi Anyiam has been arraigned by a magistrate court in Ikeja on one count of sexual assault.

The final year student, Seyi was reported to have lured the girl to an eatery, after which he tricked her to his apartment.

“The sexual assault occurred on August 3, 2017. The survivor said on that day, she went to visit Anyiam at an eatery. Thereafter, he told her that he wanted to pick up something from the house and go back to school afterwards.

“On her arrival at his house, she saw only his friend, who was sitting in the living room, playing music really loud.

“The survivor alleged that Anyiam urged her to go into the room with him. She said he stole a kiss from her and she told him to stop, but he refused. He then forcefully inserted his finger into her private parts and performed MouthAction on her.

“She alleged that Anyiam asked her to do the same to him, but she refused and pleaded with him. She said Anyiam threatened to blackmail her and call his friends to gang-rape her. She said while begging and crying, he took a picture of her, which was later deleted. He was about having sex with her when she managed to push him away.”

Domestic and Sexual Violence Response Team of the Lagos State Government helped the family file a report with the police, after which the suspect was arraigned.

The charge read, “That you, Oluwaseyi Anyiam, on August 3, 2017, at about 2pm, at Alagomeji, Ebute Meta, Lagos, in the Lagos Magisterial District, did sexually assault a 16-year-old girl by penetrating into her private parts, thereby committing an offence punishable under Section 259 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.”

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This is NOT the solution. The University system needs a total revamp not a continuous patch up.