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Kachi188: simple, she shot a photograph of her husband, puts it under water to develop it, hung it to dry and 15mins later, she went out wit her husband for dinner.

Umartins1: Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop
1 outside. How many are left?

Article : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant
into a fridge?

Article : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close
the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Article : Open the fridge. Takethe elephant out. Put
the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there
except one, why?

Article: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a pool filled
with crocodiles?

Article : She just crosses it because the crocodiles
are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still
died. Why?

Article : Er....I guess she drowned....err. ...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.That’s the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

dlex21: nice thread guys...i so love asking as well as answering questions on brain teasers...so here is mine:

A woman shoots her husband, holds him under water for 5mins and then hangs him...after 15mins, they both go out for dinner...how is this possible

achi4u: throw away the 5litres keg and guage the 8 liter keg to have 7litres

Or,
kindly fetch the first 5 litres keg and tell the person that send that u cannot carry 2 kegs of water at a go.lol

dabriggs: Wouldn't that depend on whether it is a normal or leap year?

berem: the husband na cloth na!

dlex21: nice thread guys...i so love asking as well as answering questions on brain teasers...so here is mine:

A woman shoots her husband, holds him under water for 5mins and then hangs him...after 15mins, they both go out for dinner...how is this possible

Kslib: His name was what

Todaynatoday: Mhen, 4 real life nobody go do that one. Dem go just carry only the 8 litre keg fetch 8 litres of water tell the person say dem dash am the extra one

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rekeson: U were given both 3 litres and 5 litres jerry cans, 2 go 2 d stream and bring exactly 4 litres of water. How do u pull dis off?

Note: there is no instrument 4 measurement, neither are d jerry cans marked with any litre scale.

berem: I dunno how possible is it to get exact 7 litres of water! Maybe you use the 8 litre keg.

Todaynatoday: assuming that the kegs actually had measurement scales on them, you fetch five litres with the "5 litre keg" and two litres with the "8 litres keg" 5 added to 2 will give you seven litres

Todaynatoday: assuming that the kegs actually had measurement scales on them, you fetch five litres with the "5 litre keg" and two litres with the "8 litres keg" 5 added to 2 will give you seven litres

Todaynatoday: his name was and it's still Goodluck ebele jonathan

Weirdone: Goodluck ebele azikiwe jonathan. his name has not changed

Classyzi: why?

berem: ermm I thought Nnamdi Azikiwe was a "Ceremonial President"?

Todaynatoday: Nnamdi Azikwe or "What"

secnelly: no president then... Twas Prime minister

cashdude: Nigeria had no president in 1960...

Classyzi: When my dad was interviewed, they asked him dis one- supposing u'r a master of a house nd u av night guards watching over ur house. It happened dat one of d guards came to u nd told u that he had a dream dat thieves came into ur house, burgled ur house nd threatened to kill u. How would u react to dis report?

tunspider: It blows south west

Nella: dey wer marrid

berem: very weird my brother! The weirdest part of it is that the lion might eat its owner too! Abi how you take see am?

berem: I think the word "OVERHANG" solves the problem.the tree was actually planted in mr johnson's compound and part of the tree grew in mr david's compound.unfortunately the part of the tree that extended to mr david's compound is where the banana was growing. "Just thinking"

mabelly: i got it right?

Todaynatoday: 1 = 5

2 = 5,4

3 = 5,4,3

4 = 5,4,3,2

5 = 1

Todaynatoday: Saw this somewhere & I still don't have the answer

Mr Johnson has a banana tree that overhangs Mr David's compound. When the leaves fall down, they litter Mr David's compound and he is forced to sweep it everyday. A bunch of banana falls down and Mr David decides to eat them. He is sued by Mr Johnson for eating what does not belong to him. The question is: who owns the bunch of banana in Mr David's compound? Is it Mr Johnson that planted the tree or Mr David who is forced to sweep leaves that does not belong to him but cannot eat the bananas?