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Jarus: Nothing concern serious job interviewers with all these questions, at least in Nigeria.

Don't forget that almost everything in Nigeria has been privatized.. So who are the ones coming to invest in nigeria? Are they not the foreigners?...
Any question can be asked. You could even be asked to state 5 different areas where you their company needs upgrade. They wanna know how well you know them....

Jarus: Nothing concern serious job interviewers with all these questions, at least in Nigeria.

You think so?
Ok what about this: "An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?"

My brother has been asked this same question before during an oral interview with one of these telecoms company

How many animals of each sex did Moses take with him on the ark?

Weirdone: light the match b4 any other thing. Tn for the clue though

Yeah! That's right.

naijababe: For me £300. Anything less means I am better off going back to my day job.

Mehn!! I go like take uas my mentor-ress o... £300 daily??

That's cool, I guess ur on a huge capital. I know ur a gold, dow
and crude guru tho.

Make I join you in quest to become fishers of pips o

Weirdone: my take on this is - no match box = no light

You are close... The match contains the match box and the match stick... That's a clue

barikay: I will light d wood first cos if i light d newspaper or my oil lamb and d light go off i can't get it back but i can always get d light on d wound. Crap 4 meeee

Wrong... Go over the question again

Crap for you.... Lol

I find it difficult to understand the people who call that song rubbish and lament here for wasting their megabite...
It was clearly stated by the author of this thread that the song is in spanish or whatever language, yet the ones that got little knowledge or no clue about language went ahead to download it with 'hatred' being their watchword. Here they come tagging the song rubbish while the ones who understands every bit of what he said (Spaniards) are dancing to a superb tune already. Some of us don't understand the language, but we find the lyrics funny and we are happy that our beat is being played worldwide. Hate all you want, Pitbull has a large base of fans already and D'banj is huilding fans globally. Move on haters and pick on someone else or better still, remain at that ur stagnant point and watch how ur mates defy all odds to achieve their goals....
He has been blessed already... Bless him, so that u too would be blessed.

If you had only one match, and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some newspaper, and some kindling wood, which would you light first?

TEXZLEM: Oh boy! These questions are bomb!

Lol

uddyjay: Bungalows don't ve staircases ....

Superb! You know the drill

Mrs Brown's bungalow is decorated entirely in pink. The carpet, lampshades, ceiling, walls etc. are all pink. What color are her stairs?

meritdee: If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?

ANSWER: You have the four that you took.

I swear.. Una no go kill person with laff on this nairaland.. La poto poto putu putu... La confessione la putu putu.... Pitbull no well ahswear...

All ye D'banj haters make una take chill pill na. Hating on him no go help una o... He whom God has blessed, let no man curse or hate if u want progress for urself o....

If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have?

meritdee: Another technical question is:

Imagine you are driving a bus. When you start your trip there are an old lady named Johnson and a long-haired kid on the bus. At the first stop the lady leaves and a businessman enters. At the next stop Frankie, a young boy, enters with his little sister. Then three old ladies who have been shopping in the mall get on. After a short trip the long-haired kid leaves the bus and a man and lady enter. Paul with his dog Blue gets on, while Frankie and his sister get off, and, finally, the bus arrives at the bus station. What is the name of the bus driver?

ANSWER: Your name.. You are the one driving

nelsonmo: Dat was y i left FXopen

Lol

Lucy001: is that wat dey do @ Fxopen? And wat other good five digit brokers do we have out der? Hot forex, this afternoon was having "Trade context busy" all through out, I can not place trade....

That can be so frustrating... Cunning brokers

Another technical question is:

Imagine you are driving a bus. When you start your trip there are an old lady named Johnson and a long-haired kid on the bus. At the first stop the lady leaves and a businessman enters. At the next stop Frankie, a young boy, enters with his little sister. Then three old ladies who have been shopping in the mall get on. After a short trip the long-haired kid leaves the bus and a man and lady enter. Paul with his dog Blue gets on, while Frankie and his sister get off, and, finally, the bus arrives at the bus station. What is the name of the bus driver?

Answer to that question is: Peacocks don't lay eggs, Peahens do

Do you think you are prepared for that job interview?
Ok, like everyone who has been invited for job interviews/tests. You are on your bed/table or sitting on the floor flipping that GMAT book from cover to cover trying to hang everything in your brain. The time is running fast, you are beginning to get scared like you are experiencing an examination fever. You called your fellow friend to ask for AOC (Area Of Concentration). To cut the story short, on the D-day, you got to where the interview/test would take place and instead of asking you to use the almighty formular to find a solution. You were asked a question like,

"If Mr Smith's peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones' yard, who owns the egg?"

How would you feel and what would be your answer as simple as it looks?

I discovered that most companies are not interested in whatever you are thought in school anymore. They wanna test and know how well you can think, grab, focus, understand, detect and help find solutions to their problems. They wanna know how you can help move them forward, how well you deal with challenges and how fast you can come up with ideas.
Its a global world where the uninformed would always remain the prey for the informed ones.

This thread has been created to help post some technical questions and its answers (not until we've tried tho) so as to help us have some backup preparations when preparing for a job interview..

osahonmk: IS FXopen a good broker??

Yeah, I use FXopen... They are good.

PS: Don't leave ur account unattended to for 2 months... They will devour everything you have there and close mouth o.

ehie: yawn.ok..............................?

K

ehie: money is not everything
he is just an arrogant and overhyped player,28-30 is the shelf life for most athletes,he will stop earning much very soon

Yeah, Sure.. He'll stop earning much very soon but not anytime so soon and do u know the kinda investment this guy has? I bet none of us knows....Presently He earn over £5m a year aside other personal contractual incomes. According the last statistics..He's among the first 5 african highest paid footballers after Eto'o, Drogba and Yakubu. Let's forget about money now... His name can never be forgotten till the angels blow the trumpets and I repeat, CAN NEVER BE FORGOTTEN... The only player after Kanu that collected almost every major club silverwares (+ He's still playing active football for an ambitious club) He has stamped his name on a platter of gold in chelsea museum.. No one can eraze it ma'am... His name would ever be remembered in london as one of the first heros who brought the champions league to the English capital... See ma'am, forget everything... This cool dude has made a pperfect name for himself, something no other nigeria footballer has ever gone close to except Kanu. So cut the slack, money aside, the name is being worshiped already.

demitola: but sinciali i av d same tot as Clemzy16 abt twitter. Smtimes i wonder why i shld be door-waitin d upload of sm celebrity, or tweet my local contacts wen i av oda social ntwrks usable even widout d word-limit as its obtainabl in twitter. U can enlighten more doh

Like I wrote, Informations spreads faster on twitter than any other social networks (arguably). You don't have to. Follow celebrity alone, u can get closer to ur mentor and even exchange private messages. You try and be disciplined in selecting the people u wanna follow, it could be career-wise, humour, entertainment and even trouble. Once this people tweets, you get to see their tweets on ur 'Time Line' which is the same as 'wall' on facebook. You can retweet this tweets to ur followers too or use it to ask questions. For example: When u are following someone like @gidi-traffic which people still rate as fastest means of knowing traffic situations in Lagos... You just have to mention the handle and ask about traffic situations around Lagos, U'd get answers within a min or 2 and u can ask other questions aside traffic issue. You can always read about people's opinions on different happenings in the world just like it is in forums.... It has its evil side too, which is what forced Mikel's hand to delete his @Mikel12official handle.... Hope u understand a lil

kodeblurr: @merit dee... I got the dumps.. Lemme be the 1st to say "THANK YOU" and "GOD BLESS YOU"

Thanks and you too

Clemzy16: What is it with celebrities and twitter. Gosh! I hate that site. Too technical..

Lwkm... But bro, twitter is so simple once u understand it. Its like a way for the fans to get closer to their chosen celebrities. Mind u, its addictive and any mistake their can harm u. 'Rave of the moment', so they say but could be used as a powerful tool to cause unrest anywhere in the world. Its advantage : Informations are spread faster on it unlike other social networks.
I still dey laff at dat ur comment tho.

Lmao... Some of you are not getting this straight. Mikel didn't complain about being called black or I probably heven't read the news that said Mikel cried over racist abuse. Mikel is very new to twitter, he's not a twitter addict like some other players. He hardly tweet. As far as he is the owner of the account and he feels its of no use to him. He's got the right to delete it. Its his own way of telling the morons to shut up. @Mikel12official was released some months ago and now it has been deleted. Please embrace his decision and move on.

omar22: Spot on though people are split on this Mikel issue, but Mikel gave the ball away, the ball still travelled to Juve's half then came back everyone stood and watch and then John Terry took the lazy option to mark a player and Quiggy scored.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1340694-chelsea-vs-juventus-6-things-we-learned-in-2-2-draw

I'm damn tired of people who are always looking for the guys mistake. His decision to join chelsea instead of Man U still haunts many... I just don't understand why they can't move on. They didn't kill Luiz for his sloppy defensive approach against Atletico or hang Lampard for. Jogging all over the field doing nuffin that day.. This Mikel was the only performer that night aside Ever-inform Harzard... *sighs* Haters would never move forward tho. The. Guy is in training now preparing for stoke match. I remember the time of Makelele too. People complains that he doesn't score, but once he's out of any match, chelsea attackers are always forced to come back and defend....

A dumb and retarded brain would bring up the issue of Mikel and 2Face in this thread. Is 2Face the one who collected the pass from mikel and scored for the Turin giants. They are both on different paths. One plays ball and the other entertains with songs and do u want them to come club in ur living room before u understand that these celebrities have a way of settling differences but would continue to fool the foolish ones who are after the negative stories they read about them... Don't be so dumb to go resurrect dead iss, these guys have moved and ur here reveling in the past..

Back to football... I was furious at Mikel for pass too, he did that mistake more than once on that CL night, but I later realized that it was his off day, but then he was better than Lampard the whole night. If Lampard had been effective in that match, the score line would have gone chelsea way and it would have been more than 2 goals. Ramires too, hasn't gotten the rhythm of last season. So the heavy responsibility was mostly on Mikel in the central park and Oscar who was returning to midfield to help and once oscar was dealt with, everything changed and chelsea was punished. Mistakes happen everyday in football, Terry has done more mistakes that leads to goals in the last 3 seasons than any other chelsea player, yet he's still celebrated as a legend, Lampard has been the worst player in the central midfield this season.. Mikel is the one covering for him... That night marked Mikel's 246th match in blues colour for chelsea and his mistakes are rare. But his mistakes are costly because He's like the Gasket in Chelsea's engine, once it burns, the engine starts doing Overheating. I dnt rili like Mikel cuz of one thing, he plays save a lot. He need to start taking charge.. He's grown with a lot of experience. So Cut the slack, don't crucify him.. He has done more help than damages. Forget 2face and Mikel's issue, they are brothers and friends

ayox2003: Even the indices sef, BOM is manipulating it.

I hope this craze stops after the market finally stables

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Frawzey

Sure, I believe it'll stop when the market returns to low-predictable state. They know what they are doing. The same way we are picking cents yarnfu yarnfu from them, that's the same way other big investors are using the very high-predictable market against them. With this current market situation, I won't argue if they say, they are running at Win/Lose state.... Let's just wait and see what comes up in the coming days.. No be only you tire my brother. OWO TI FE TAN LAPO mehn!!!

Hackomania: No one coming back to say thanks?

I'll be sending you a mail soon.
Thanks in adv.

Let's just say, my blessings would come from God.