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berem: na wa o! You go fear mathematics na! My brain wan scatter for here.

I tell you o... dy/dx go soon show for here

Todaynatoday: WHAT WOULD DO IN THIS SCENARIO?
Lets say you are a hunter/farmer and you are travelling to a nearby village with two animals (a goat & a lion) and some tubers of yam. You get to a very large ocean that has just one canoe and can only accomodate you & one animal ( or the tubers of yam) to pass at a time. How do you get to the other end of the ocean with your animals & tubers of yam still intact. I.e goat, lion & tubers of yam

You carry the goat across 1st, (leaving lion and tubers of yam behind) then come back to carry the tubers of yam across (leaving lion behind). Then u carry goat along with while returning to the lion, u drop the goat and cross with the lion. Then ur last journey would be to carry the goat.

almaliki: Hey guys I was asked dis question during halliburton interview a while ago......twelve delegates were invited for a meeting and the twelve of them shook hands with each other....now the question is how many handshakes were exchanged in the meeting?

11x12= 132 handshakes

[quote author=waka-about]will this also be asked during intervview [/quote]No joor, the guy probably need some help in identifying the 2 fones..

Chebe john: Plz can someone here help me,what's the difference b/w bb bold 2 and bold 4

Bold 4 RAM size is larger than bold 2...

But the physical difference is: (Black Bold 2 and Bold 4) Bold 2 is laced with a shining steel (the side) while bold 4 lace is black just like its other parts

Ask4bigneyo: Q1, In a situation whereby u stand in a molue,d bus is swinging here n there due to pot holes on d road... IF U DON'T WANT TO FALL, wat wud you do?

You hold on to something or Sit ur 'yarnsh' down

Femsyn: I realised no one answered this... The answer is "what".

It was answered, Mount Everest was the highest even before it was discovered.

mabelly: the ans is 91. Though u got me sweatn. Lol

Lol...

Kslib: Hahahahahha!! Laff wan kill me oh.. You wan bury people alive.. I don dey suspect you.. The other time you wan bury person wey dey live for north for south south..

Na u sabi o

berem: is not possible to bury the survivors cos they are still alive.

Hehehe... Yeah

Time to crash

If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?

mabelly: dont really knw dis 1 buh lemme guess. Cos eskimos are flesh eating being or probably cos of location. Guessinnnngggg

U try

Find the missing number in the picture

berem: because penguins are eskimos too.eskimo no dey chop im brother. am I right?

Lmao.. Taaaaaah!!!!

meritdee: Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?

Eskimos are found at the North pole while penguins lives down south

stevenson007: Solve this!
I borrowed 50k to purchase a particular jean frm each of my parent dats 25k each. But I eventually bought thir jean for 45k leaving wit me a balance of 5k.
So I decided to give my parents 1k each, which mean am owing them 24k each.
Adding my debt which is 48k wit d remaining 3k, I got 51k.
Q: where does dat additional 1k cum from?

You can't add deficit to ur deficit and get the right balance

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?

mabelly: 8 sheeps are left

Ayaf tire for u mehn! *sighs*

gragra boy: 8

Right

acetee: And I failed all the questions... WheeEw!

Looool

A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?

Kslib: The man never die nah..so who come be widow...

He don die na.. That's why dem call him wife widow

gragra boy: if she is a widow she then he is already dead

Right

mabelly: the man is dead or better still when dey get 2 heaven. Lol

Ok, now go and sleep *straight face*

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

mabelly: the surgeon is the boy's mother and the dead man's wife

You are a threat

Kslib: Since you said some months have 31days, and some have 30days.. It simply means that there is/are a month/months which does not have up to 30/31 days or a month which has more than 30/31 days(which is not possible)...
So the ans should be february nah...

Don't confuse urself... The question is very straight: How many months have 28 days?

I didn't say: How many months have 'JUST' 28 days?

Seems people don't sleep here, my bed calls

A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

mabelly: seriously, i think different months of february

That's cuz u didn't read the question with ur mind

Menendez: During ma job interview....(I mean with Nigeria's highest paying Oil firm) I was asked to tell them wot potentials I have and why do I think I shd be employed. I told them they can never know until they employ me....I got the job.
Guess they did it out of curiosity....

They might just wanna test how bold u are