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Family › Re: Finding Myself At 30! by Merlissa(f): 10:06am On May 06, 2015
Interesting...


Saw this post on Linda but the name is different sad
Celebrities › Re: Meet Ghanaian Boxer Who Wants To Fight Floyd Mayweather by Merlissa(f): 10:02am On May 06, 2015
kennynelcon:
Lol... There is no harm in trying. Even Bolt tasted defeat in relay at Nassau.
lol.. Theres no harm o... Just being honest cheesy cheesy grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Shoots Himself Because He Wanted To Experience The Feeling Of Being Shot by Merlissa(f): 10:01am On May 06, 2015
nsiazu:
Lols! U re so so funny.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Thank You...
Crime › Re: Man Shoots Himself Because He Wanted To Experience The Feeling Of Being Shot by Merlissa(f): 9:44am On May 06, 2015
nsiazu:
Absolutely. I think maybe it was the work of the devil.
Hmmmmmm, people like to blame the devil. when hey were doing it and they knew it was wrong,
they still continued. Now at the end (when it backfires) they blame the devil.. Poor devil!

Its well
Crime › Re: Man Shoots Himself Because He Wanted To Experience The Feeling Of Being Shot by Merlissa(f): 9:37am On May 06, 2015
Some people aren't grateful for what God has done/He's doing/what He would do for them!!!!
Romance › Re: How Police Of Different Countries Catch A Thief by Merlissa(f): 9:19am On May 06, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Phones › Re: Mortal Kombat X Finally Out On Android by Merlissa(f): 9:17am On May 06, 2015
Am soooooooo downloading this game!!!!
Politics › Re: Omg!!!baby Badly Burnt After Boko Haram Attack by Merlissa(f): 9:13am On May 06, 2015
So sad!!
Celebrities › Re: Meet Ghanaian Boxer Who Wants To Fight Floyd Mayweather by Merlissa(f): 9:11am On May 06, 2015
One punch and your gone bro!
Family › Re: Eniola Kashaam: They Said I Was Too Fat To Find A Husband But I Got The Best by Merlissa(f): 12:30pm On May 05, 2015
My room mate from my secondary school days...



So happy for you girl!!!
Culture › Who Wants To Play?? by Merlissa(op): 10:33am On May 05, 2015
Who remembers smiley cheesy grin


cc lalastica

Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Steps Out In Denim Shirt by Merlissa(f): 7:00pm On May 04, 2015
#Noted
Nairaland General › Re: What Would You Do In This Situation (photo) by Merlissa(op): 5:50pm On May 04, 2015
Ilekeh:
Does the "man of my dreams" need saving?

If he's really my soul mate, he'd be cruising around in the likes of Lamborghinis and not expecting strangers to pick him up in my SUV.
Choi!!!!

She have vex!
Nairaland General › Re: What Would You Do In This Situation (photo) by Merlissa(op): 5:45pm On May 04, 2015
qbd2:
They can lap or one can sit in d booth.
But to bserious sha, there's space for only 1 person.
Maybe old friend, why?
Cos
who told u dat perfect man/woman is going to ask for ur hand? Probs d person is even married sef
What makes u think d old lady isn'tabout to die?
Butill be repaying back d favour the old friend once did me.
Dats if anyone can understand all I just wrote
Well... I do understand you... nice point
Nairaland General › Re: What Would You Do In This Situation (photo) by Merlissa(op): 5:43pm On May 04, 2015
Ilekeh:
If someone saves my life, i doubt I'd stay out of touch with him/her. So there's a probability that I'll see him/her later. She looks fit and looks like she has no problem walking home.

The man of my dreams can wait. And his case no even concern me.

I won't give the old woman a ride either because only God knows if she's not a ritualist or dark of heart. Been watching too much cold case, Law & Order, criminal minds, forensic files etc to be alone with strangers.
Loooooool... why would you think the old lady is a ritualisthuh

So indirectly, your not saving anyone abi
Nairaland General › What Would You Do In This Situation (photo) by Merlissa(op): 5:36pm On May 04, 2015
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Source: www.facebook.com/tequila.nigeria


CC: lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano

Family › Re: This Marriage Don Tire O by Merlissa(f): 4:58pm On May 04, 2015
Sit down and work it out!



DIVORCE IS NOT AN OPTION!!!
Celebrities › Re: Breaking! A Princess Has Been Born, Duchess Of Cambridge Delivers A Baby Girl! by Merlissa(f): 4:42pm On May 04, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Diana? They wouldn't want that. It's better to let that controversy die a natural death. The conservative royal family should know better.
They eventually named her Diana..

Her names are Charlotte Elizabeth Diana
Fashion › Re: Photos: The Power Of Makeup by Merlissa(f): 3:51pm On May 04, 2015
#Blood Of God!!!
Family › Re: Words From A Mother To Her Daughter About Marriage by Merlissa(f): 3:50pm On May 04, 2015
#Gbam!
Celebrities › Re: Kunle Afolayan Shares Photos Of Adelove's Taxi Driver 11 Movie by Merlissa(f):
rheether:
i hate kunle.
Why?


Give us a VALID point ooooooo
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Amber Rose Attends Pool Party In Vegas In A Mesh Outfit by Merlissa(f): 10:17am On May 04, 2015
Dress of twine
Music/Radio › Re: Sly Of Classic Fm 97.3fm Is Dead by Merlissa(f): 9:25am On May 04, 2015
Awwwwww



RIP Sly
Webmasters › Re: Google Executive Dan Fredinburg Dies In Everest Avalanche After Nepal Earthquake by Merlissa(f): 9:21am On May 04, 2015
So sad...


RIP
Music/Radio › Jamb Question Lyrics By Simi by Merlissa(op): 4:15am On May 04, 2015
Simi killed it!!


Enjoy!


Jamb question Lyrics


Na so he see me for road one day
He come dey follow me go
He come dey follow me
He say sister, sister please wait
I wanna talk to you omoge


I say tell me
What do you want?
Make E no be like say I too dey front
He said it’s only gonna take one second
He come dey ask me stupid question
Have I met you before?
Is you brother Paul?
Did you go to my school?
Cos I recognize you
Do you live next door?
Does your daddy play football?
Girl I cannot lie for you
I swear I recognize you


Ma bi mi ni jamb question
I no be dundy
I no be fool…i no be fool
Ma bi mi ni jamb question…no
You see your style is just not cool….not cool
Ma bi mi ni jamb question
I no be dundy
I no be fool…i no be fool
I will pay you no attention
To ba bi ni jamb question o


Na so he see me for movies one night
He come dey look me like say he wan swallow me
He say sister you look nice
Don’t be offended o, omoge
What’s the name of the movie?
Shey na tragedy abi na comedy?
Is the guy gonna die?
Or they gonna fight?
Did you come here last week?
I think I saw you here
With another chic
Will they catch the bad guy?
Do movies make you cry?



Ma bi mi ni jamb question
I no be dundy
I no be fool…i no be fool
Ma bi mi ni jamb question…no
You see your style is just not cool….not cool
Ma bi mi ni jamb question
I no be dundy
I no be fool…i no be fool
I will pay you no attention
To ba bi ni jamb question o




Ogbeni broda
Ah ah ah
Mama bi mi lejo oshi o
Ma bi mi ni jamb question o
You say you want to marry me
You say you like my quality
O n’wa bimi lejo oshi o
Ma bi mi ni jamb question
Shebi a won egbe e shey se niyen
You no dey shame
You no dey fear
Otun bimi lejo oshi o
Ma bi mi ni jamb question o




Ma bi mi ni jamb question
I no be dundy
I no be fool
Ma bi mi ni jamb question
You see your style is just not cool
Ma bi mi ni jamb question
I no be dundy
I no be fool
I will pay you no attention
To ba bi ni jamb question o
Sports › Re: Remember The Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-0? by Merlissa(f): 3:31am On May 04, 2015
I remember the match o...



How I wish someone can just play a video clip for us to see how possible the match was
Celebrities › Re: SIMI The Amazing Vocalist --- Download All Her Songs(video+lyrics) by Merlissa(f): 3:26am On May 04, 2015
Love. Love her songs



Tiff

E no go funny!

More to come
Celebrities › Re: photos: 17 Most Jaw-dropping Gorgeous Movie Star Homes by Merlissa(f): 3:24am On May 04, 2015
I have gotten there!!!!




God bless my hustle

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