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So during my job hunt, I got this job interview and I was very excited to go. Luckly or let me say Unluckly for me the interviewer asked me

"How many hospitals are there in Lagos State"



I felt so bad..


Please share your weird interview questions...

Biko how does this affect the price of fish in market

A komodo dragon!You have an appetite for life – as well as the ability to swallow an entire goat.

Yungwizzzy:
Actually it has not happen sha but I don't any headlines like this thats y I'm raising alarm

my bae is threatening to rape me if I don't sleep with her in the next 48hrs

I stoped sleeping with her when I read on nairaland religion section that sex before marry is evil

pleas advice me I'm scare

She has muscle and very very strong

should I report to Police?

JESUS WEPT!!!!

And you want my number

I pity you!

Yungwizzzy:
Twice half of my age

Figure please

*puppy doll eyes*

OP,

How old are you?

Scam

Lala247:
Lol nah vision

There was one that swore for me cuz I didn't take her palmflet... I told her back to sender... she confuse!

Lala247:
Hmm
Those religious one annoy me the most like is it by force . Yes we have heard jesus is coming .

Got on the bus one day oh .. Nah soo the mountain of fire man begin harras all d girl ..
Asking us y we wear g-string.

Saying we are making men sin ... Ask me how he saw g-string

He dreamt about it...

Oluwa is involved!

YUCK!

I'd Pray for him

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Naughtysite:
Irene get BIG EYE.

Matthews get BIG MOUTH.

Very True

Cutie

Only in Nigeria, that when a child is kidnapped they have to wait for 24 hours before filing a missing report?

Na wa o...

Rubbish!!!!

Thank God she's safe and back home...


It's well!!!

robinicule:
All Fatimas are Fat, and btw am Tope and I aint stubborn

Nice

jmoore:
You have been infected with ebola virus.

Or you swallowed larvae from his mouth.

But how did you see the butterflies inside your tummy?

https://images.sodahead.com/polls/000345905/polls_butterflies_3900_963911_poll_xlarge.jpeg

I felt them dancing in my tummy

chimerase2:
Dat means if u hav sex with him u will fel snaks inside ua stomach

Loooool...

So, last night I kissed a guy and started having butterflies in my tummy..

Please what does it mean??

Wow!!!


Can we see this again

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Register the child in another local govt..

#Noted

So people's name can make one describe their appearances

Here's mine

Ladies with the name BUKKYare all BUSTY

Guys with the name TOPE are STUBBORN

Ladies with the name KOKO get BACK SIDE

Add us

Share the fun!

Dolypson04:
When you have never even visited the link?
Another Thomas spotted.

I don't need to go to the site to know its fake..

Awoof they run belle

#BeWise

Scam.com

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Rice and sliced mango

Fried garri (fry it in the frying pan with butter)

Rice and ketchup hence redrice

Cabin biscuit with milk. Milo, bonvita

Eggplant egg