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It's like they have a book titled

"How to fool Nigerians with the dumbest excuse and get away with stupidity"

Like where in the world do they get these excuses...

deelabs:
why?

Not a football fan

I am on the fence

Please who is setting these exam questions nah??!!

Man of many many talents...

Nice one!

I'm so happy for her...

Congratulations.

5. This clown who tried to flirt their way into some free ink.

6. This Facebook "friend" who wanted a free tattoo AND a ride.

7. This person who apparently thinks it's "conceited" to charge for your work.

8. This fine sir who demanded a refund for his tattoo AFTER getting it, because he decided it cost too much.

1. This "client" who thought playing the "single mom" card was enough to her a deal.

2. This person who really thought their ignorance entitled them to an "inconvenience fee".

3. All of the whiners who prompted this poor artist to post a PSA.

4. This master negotiator who haggled their way into an even higher price.

Strasbourg, France:

Centre-right Maltese lawmaker Roberta Metsola, chosen Tuesday as only the third woman to head the European Parliament, is viewed as a political moderate despite controversy over her anti-abortion stance.

Elected on the day she turns 43, the politician from the European Union's smallest nation becomes the youngest president ever to run the chamber.

She takes over at a time of mourning for the legislature as it marks the sudden death last week of its speaker David Sassoli.

Metsola, a member of the biggest parliamentary bloc, the European People's Party, was already the frontrunner to replace the centre-left Italian parliament chief under a deal struck by the main political groupings.

She is no stranger to the EU's byzantine corridors of power after serving as Sassoli's top vice president of the chamber.

"I think we have a convincing candidate: young, female, from a small country" Manfred Weber, the EPP's parliamentary chief, said.

Metsola's career has been intertwined with her Mediterranean homeland's membership of the EU -- and her rise to a job usually dominated by lawmakers from bigger powers could help shine the spotlight on often overlooked countries.

As a student, she campaigned for the successful "Yes" vote when Malta decided to join the EU in 2003. She then headed to the elite College of Europe in Bruges that turns out Eurocrats, and went on to work in Brussels.

She was eventually elected as an MEP on her third try, in 2013, on the ticket of Malta's Nationalist Party.

"It took me almost 10 years to become a member of the European Parliament. I could have given up," the mother of four sons wrote.

Anti-abortion stance

Once in, she climbed steadily up the ranks of the EPP in parliament, handling dossiers including immigration and freedom of the media.

Metsola claimed the vice president position in 2020 after an Irish legislator, Mairead McGuinness, left to become an EU commissioner.

One Green MEP at the time described Metsola as "a moderate member of the EPP and very good at bridging" between political groups.

She gained extra prominence last year standing in at a string of high-profile events for Sassoli as he suffered from bouts of pneumonia.

But her opposition to abortion -- which remains illegal in largely Catholic Malta -- saw her candidacy for the top job run into opposition from some lawmakers.

Metsola -- who bills herself as a pro-LGBTQ progressive -- voted in June against a report that urged all EU member states to "ensure universal access to safe and legal abortion" for women, arguing it infringed Malta's right to decide for itself.

One lawmaker described Metsola's views on abortion as her "weak spot". It prompted the Greens and Left political groups to put forward staunchly pro-choice feminists as alternatives for parliament head.

But Metsola has insisted she would put her personal stance to one side and represent the majority view of the parliament as president.

"On sexual and reproductive health and rights, the position of the European Parliament is clear," Metsola told the newspaper Malta Today.

"As president of the Parliament my duty is to represent the view of the Parliament and if I am elected, I will do my duty as I have always done."

The Campus Storm X 3.0 is storming the University of Abuja today January 18, 2022. The previous editions of the Infinix Campus Storm were fun and exciting, but this will go a notch higher.

The ever-humorous comedian and singer Kenny Blaq would be there live. You can already guess that there would be laughter and music with his unique and hilarious renditions.

The Storm X 3.0 is happening by 1 pm at the convocation ground, Permanent Site, University of Abuja. You can trust that Infinix will always give you the best experience, especially with the Hot 11 Fast and Fun.

There would be rap battles, dance challenges, mobile gaming, and much more. A mix of punchlines at the rap battles, killer dance moves and the best gaming experience, will definitely ensure an awesome time.

Anticipation is brewing for this event, come ready to have all the fun and don’t come alone. There would be games and winners will go home with lots of amazing prizes. Be ready to have the best time and win.

Follow Infinix on social media for more exciting events.

TheKingsmann:
Are u sure u didn't fell off a dick

Why do you have to sexualize everything??

I fell off my sit loooool

Infinix is the way...

The death of my grandfather

Also the death of so many A-list stars home and abroad...

2021... E be things!!

This is just so unfair!!

She has been robbed of her childhood

We missed the energy and vibes these two brought

We called one of our teachers Mr Tiger because of his tribal marks..

Never knew his real name till I left school

It's about 25k for 3 years or 30 k for 5yrs..

Go to the nearest road safety office..

Takes about 2wks

Wowu!!

What GOD cannot do, doesn't exist!

Nice one TECNO

She sent all staff on leave until further notice...

Something fishy going on

Wait oo.. It's not bad if she's pregnant na

Is like Prince Kpokpogri is the male version of Tonto Dike..

They can't seem to go a day without their names being mentioned

It's the way he his screaming woyo for me

God Blessings Always

Same lyrics different singers!

Yesterday, our influencer president Buhari celebrated his birthday yesterday (as we know)

Out of his influencers pay check he decided to give me N75,000. He

I'd love to share mine because it's the season to share *dancing*

If you got yours please don't forget to put a smile on someone's face..

Danke!

But why?

I'm just speechless

I'm just speechless �

I'm sure he has a 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER at home..

KARMA is a F**king FEMALE DOG!!

Justice will be served!.

Rest easy Sylvester!