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No. period!

LOL!! I can imagine

Eclairs:
A female friend givin u the key to her wheels just to show u respect as a guy only for you to tell her you can't drive,

It doesnt get worse thn that. Does it?

rotflmao!!
should have told her you have a broken ankle

Justkunmi,
Arrrg, the first 10 minute was funny. . this movies is B.S

The whole plot did not even make sense!
so his wife slept with someone, she left, he met another girl, yada yada yada
I dnt get it. . this movie was boring!!

BtW, how many kids did that "tough" guy have? lawwd, have mercy!!

I said mysterious movie, not one I can't understandable movie na


But thanks all the same

SeanT21:
You eat watermelon seed?

I think that's what egunsi is made out of

When I wrote a lil poem kindA, trying to tell someone how I feel.


Well, the slow poke keeps asking if its fiction or nonfiction

Told him it was nonfiction, and he still didn't get it. . embarrassing!

Well, the Lord is good sha.

Neva am I writing a poem for a dude again!

chamotex:
THE MOST EMBARRASSING SITUATION IS SOMEONE WALKING IN ON You IN THE TOILET WHILE DOING A SHIT!
OR WHILST CLEANING UR BUM.

rotflmgsbo!

the only thing they can cook is !#$@#$

lmao

uncooked beans. .
and watermelon seed. . uncooked

CARUSO:
u would anytin now, no be you?!

anyway me i don chop OLOGBO DUDU

arrrrh, are you like following me arnd?

CARUSO:
u go halla baba

for online? omo them fit post u ricin oo!

no try am!!!

how u dey? me sef need garri badly so hola if u get some, cheers dude

rotflmao!! you're not serious o

lmao @gamine

CARUSO:
na your type to eat jamaican bread?!

fimisile na?
so I can't eat Jamaican bread?

Maybe I should teach some NLers how to be impartial like me

Dreeldee, you can go now. .

so can I!

Plz o, before you ppl start bashing us, make una show your pix na. So i can give y'all a piece of my mind.

alukstea:
I really hope you don't Mind i am not trying to be rude ok but it's alright ok let me start by asking if you had three wishes and could change three things in the world what would they be

someone once told me that it's better to keep your wishes a secret.

alukstea:
I never asked for a phone nos we could have a chat and get to know us i like to put my mentality to test and use it i want people with very High Intellectual Quotient like me

O.K.
my apology. no phone #s

CARUSO:
u just dey deteriorate everyday!

them take man swear for u?!

If you believe that's my number, then there's anything you'll believe.

Ok o, poster, dial the number sha, eventually, someone will pick up

ok give me a call

1 911 305 954 009

LadyT:
Morenike I will fight you O!

I don't want Negro. You want TOH to call Higher (not hire) but Higher killer for me?

Then stop winking at the guy na
and TOH told me that you better watch it o
she dnt play with her man

dreeldee:
and you ekiti girl, flirting around nko

Flirtation: Attention without Intention!

Nairaland is dry, so sth needs to be done to spice it up

Negro_Ntns:
okay, tell me, what is it, its someting_chiness

I already told ya
it's toyinchiness

If this is how you Ijebu men woo women, no wonder TOH is running away

prowling ko crawling ni

No vex oga

who's tetchiness?

Where's TOH na?
tell the bobo yes or no na.
Lady T wants him o