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dreeldee:
ladies with hairy chest

go to another thread, it's our time to complain abt you "men"

gals!

Didn't we already burned men like this on the stake? there are still more of him?
ok o, getting my matches and gasoline ready!

dreeldee, you sure you're not feeling sleepy, again?

dreeldee:
and ladies also developing goat head too

awww, I got under your skin again, abi?
goat head ko

dreeldee:
yeah that's why we say you ladies got insatiable desires

w/e. .

dreeldee:


what's pink lips, i thought they are sexy since you got dark too, so what kind of lips are u looking for, white or green

too bad you got pink lips eh?

dreeldee:
greetings after christening me how was your night

and seriously, what's with the gorilla's head thingamajig

My night was fabulous jare

Go to naija nad you'll see what I meant by gorilla head

stillwater:
A perfectly groomed pot belly
A man with a big butt
Hairy chests
Red or yellow eyes
Pink lips
Dark lips
Too much muscles
Skinny legs

oh yea!! all this are on my list jare!

beauteous:
carefully compilin ma list

LOL! State your mind jare. . am right behind you

dreeldee:
what are u talkin about miss Orangutan

dnt start wit me this morn?
you already got me angry yest. you ayamantaga


Oops, afternoon jare

beauteous:
lmao.I HATE YHU.I SWERRAGAWD!

loff you too

make your own na. .

dreeldee:
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

eh en?

beauteous:
i trust! .jst becareful nt to yab my men jare

lmao!!


@post
arrrrrg!!!

Let's start with that dark dark tar skin. . look, I know bleaching skin is not healthy, but plz, try to make an exception. When women say they love chocolate men, they dnt mean they love burnt pie. ok?

lankiness. . tall guys are sexy, but tall and no meat is just gross. you people look like walking toothpicks

long hair, we understand white people having long hair, but a Nigerian man with long hair is a no no. that's gross, make the barber your best friend

and plz, what's up with the gorilla shaped head, is God punishing you guys or what? no, seriously!

excuse me, what's up with the potbelly? why do you think gyms were built? or you no get leg to run

dried lips. . arrrrrrrrrrrrrg!! why wouldn't you be wondering why no one wants to kiss you. No, it's not because she's allergic to kissing, she's just allergic to you!

what's with the elf ears? did you have your own little Peter Pan adventure? confess o!



more later

dreeldee:
i agree with ya that it isn't pasted on the forehead and the results are the so many failed marriages and broken relationships these days but how smart can ya'll get once beaten, twice shy, i wonder how many times ladies are beaten to the game nowadays.

same goes for the guys. .

justkunmi
yea, right now. .
thanks

LadyT:
@Poster I will try Poison before I try a desperate fool like you.

Grow up please. You cannot be serious. I guess your plan is to marry this woman no matter who they are and still carry on dating and messing up on the side.

Ori ti daru Olorun I swear Ori e ti daru.

Better get the hell out of the internet cafe and start looking for a job.

Alakori

lmao!

Doyin, where are you na?

tope2000:
u see u be monkey u too dey jump because i included u in the BABES, na plural. we just dey waste money 4 ya education all this while

op u good tho?

lies. . see how you dey add (s) so we wnt know abi you and doyin abi?
it's all good!

am fine o. . multitasking

oh lawwwwd!! I'll be back with my list o

Promise!!

dreeldee:
I believe these are observations of several women experiences. If you all know this much about we men, how then do you still fall for one if not all this categories of men

because some of us are not homosexual, ok?

CARUSO:
what we did at the hilton is history ( i enjoyed it though? did u)
remember the guests in the next room calling reception becoz of the noise u were making!!
what we need to do is to make it happen again!!!

me i no get confession for here, i don confess my sins already to baba God

Na only if anybody fit gaurantee me heaven, na im i go tlk!

which kain pikin are you sef?
It's not history o, I go hold it in my hat/cap forever
what noise was I making? ohhh, you meant, when I was boxing in the gym? ok

abeg, confess sin jare,

tope2000:
my babes how una dey?

see wifey don follow follow her husband

Justkunmi,
Which one o, there's two Chaos Theory.
One made from 2007 and one from 2008

u get a job, u get married ok. then u get another job, u get married again ok.
just thinking

lmao!

oYaTo:
u mean u have?

beauteous:
mesme--u'll find out when u taste him

lmao!! you're not serious

CARUSO:
craze dey worry u oo this ekiti woman!

hey you!
so you woke up this morning to call me crse?
hiss


Abed, confess your own na! Or you want me to tell nlers what we did in the Hilton Hotel?

Mines?
I used peanut butter in my sandwich without Jelly. Gross right?

Mr. 5 and 14 needs to be burned alive

beauteous:
watch watcha say to ma hunnie,sugar,sweetie,loff .

i'ma not tk it

see love or na be juju?
I ask again, wetin you see in okroman?

I love anything in brown and blue together. . hot!

but black will do I guess

izeek:
go with bra, u will see what i mean.

lmao!!

Ppl like the poster still exist? hmm