Mine was in secondary school, was being bullied by this thug of a guy, he was insulting me and eventually hit me so hit him in return. . .then as I stepped back to avoid his blow, he grabbed hold of my trouser pocket and. . . .RRRRRIIIIIPPPP! There go my green trousers - ripped at the side from top to bottom, showing my briefs to the whole SS1 corridor.

Had to sit in the guidance counsellor's office in my boxers till someone could stitch up my trousers for me.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When I wrote a lil poem kindA, trying to tell someone how I feel.


Well, the slow poke keeps asking if its fiction or nonfiction

Told him it was nonfiction, and he still didn't get it. . embarrassing!

Well, the Lord is good sha.

Neva am I writing a poem for a dude again!

A female friend givin u the key to her wheels just to show u respect as a guy only for you to tell her you cant drive,

It doesnt get worse thn that. Does it?

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eclairs:

A female friend givin u the key to her wheels just to show u respect as a guy only for you to tell her you can't drive,

It doesnt get worse thn that. Does it?

rotflmao!!
should have told her you have a broken ankle

Mesmerize:

rotflmgsbo!

na so now, Imagine that, as u dey TAMBA(yoruba word)
that is the most degrading thing in the world!
abi i lie?

LOL!! I can imagine

[b][/b]Mine happened a few years ago.i was in this restuarant eating amala and ewedu and i felt this urge to fart. i lifted i part of my buut up trying to give a silent one (and if it smells bad pretend nothing had happend) .lo and behold i heard a loud puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr and everyone around just stopped eating and stared @ me.i was so embarrassed i did not finish my amala,but pretended i was thru,paid my bill and quickly fled,drenched in nervous sweat like i just had a bath.

I remember first week of university in my calculus class, that class was so boring i slept off and behold i started snoring in class(Thank God the class was slightly noisy as the prof did not hear me),well people paid attention on me and my buddy(listening to his iPod) saw all the people around us looking at me,he removed the earphones and hit me so hard, i woke up seeing everyone looking at me and the girl beside me giggling so much.

by Crazykid

[b]Mine goes like this.

I was watching a program on TV at home when all of a sudden I felt hungry.
I had a N500 note with me and also a piece of paper I wanted to dispose. Unfortunately for me, I mistakenly tore the N500 and threw it away, and put the piece of paper in my pocket which I thought was the money. It was quite dark so you can’t blame me anyway.
As soon as I got to the restaurant, I ordered my for favorite dish thinking I was with cash. In less than few minutes, the food came and I consumed it with great interest.

Then the problem started.
I called the guy in the restaurant, gave him the piece of paper which I thought was money and asked him to give me my change.

But to my greatest surprise, the guy took the paper, looked at it and told me “oga if na play, make you stop am o!” I looked at him and asked him what he meant by that?
Then he brought me back to reality by showing me the piece of paper which I wanted to use as payment for the meal I ate.

I began to panic I didn’t really mean to use paper to pay you I said in a defensive tone but the idiot immediately raised alarm and started telling people that I usually use papers to pay for meals I eat. And in less than a minute, a crowd collected.

Of course I defended myself and told them how I mistakenly tore the N500 note I wanted to use for the meal thinking it was the piece of paper.

To my greatest surprise, these people told me that I would be free form being beaten up if I produce the torn N500 note I claimed I tore.
Since I knew I was telling the truth, I Immediately took them to my dustbin and showed them the torn note before I was vindicated.

But the most annoying part of it was how I was being escorted to my house with a mob as if I was an armed robber. Everyone was just looking at me.

It was God that really saved me that day[/b]

this is probably the funniest thread i've read on this site.

oh boy u lucky say never put tyre for your neck b4 u dey explain
and the funniest part was the escort back to ur house like say u don rob World Bank.

crazykid is surely crazy

i still cant stop laughing at Crazykid.

@crazykid

I no believe you. if You had told us u throw it away wvout looking at it, I would understnd but not that you tore it. Money offers more resistant than mere paper,

though funny, I doubt its true,

Sorry,

Eclairs:

@crazykid

I no believe you. if You had told us u throw it away wvout looking at it, I would understnd but not that you tore it. Money offers more resistant than mere paper,

eh eh eh

before or after soludo's naira?

Eclairs:

@crazykid

I no believe you. if You had told us u throw it away wvout looking at it, I would understnd but not that you tore it. Money offers more resistant than mere paper,

though funny, I doubt its true,

Sorry,

the guy said it was dark and again sometimes when hunger dey catch ur belle, people no dey think straight sometimes, it don happen to my friend before.

I mistaking call my boss "Uncle" during our first meeting! after i joined the company

When i was in SS3, My uncle sent me a new leather mini skirt n jacket n a  high heeled leather sanchoes to match 4rm d US. I felt like a refined chick and was really showing off to every one n they all knew dat yes, smeone had arrived. I wore it to church d following sunday and wow i luved d way everyone was admiring me with full concentration. I was just walking in n out of d church 4 just no course. As i stood up 4 d last time pretending to go to ease my self, I began to catwalk on d tiled floor which is very slipery. As I was doing dis, d message was also going on, n to worsen matters I sat in d front where everyone cud see me. So as i kept moving, I didn't knw there was water on d floor which i latr got to knw was purposely poured by sme guys wu wanted 2 show me. As i stepped on d watr, I just went down d tile wit a loud crash n my God I was badly bruised. I could remember i had a loud n thunderous laughter. I didn't evn knw hw I got up. I really felt embarassed n ashamed of myself. I didn't go to church for d nxt 2 weeks dat followed.

gosh you need to be suspended how can you bash into the rest room without knocking meanwhile your boss suppose to have his own rest room

Today, I had a meeting, I was late, I was rushing out of the car carrying my laptop, hangbag, documents and my phone was ringing. There was this car in front of me i noticed the guys in the car stopped in the middle of the road and were ogling at me, i was thinking it was because me na fine girl, only for me to look down and see that my two bottons were open and my boobs were pooping out.

Having your younger brother being called your uncle. I felt like killing the dude.

R3pli3s ar3 too long and its making it boring.

well mine was lyke
i was in ss2 dat day i dnt know what led me 2 keep the goal keepers handgloves
cos im normally a striker,well it was my 1st tyme in goal for a long while and we were winning
i was catching all d balls and everytin and my team-mates were ahh, 190 ure so gud in goal
all these while there was this soak-away pit close 2 the goal whic i was aware of and avoided all along!
i dnt know wat happened,the breaktyme bell was up and there was a last shot on goal,
i moved quickly and swiftly
parried the ball away from my goal and GAMMMM
i was in the soak-away pit
I caught the ball and went straight in2 the pit
i cudnt climb out and it took the intervention
of my headmaster and teachers to take me out wit a ladder,i was there 4 almost 20mins!
i wud neva 4get that day!

my most embarassin moment was wen my boyfrend's mum walkd in as we were kissing. i'd alredi pulld off ma top nd was in ma bra alone

!@ d-angel

u be real yeye girl real tyme
so were d boobs slacked or pointed!

here is mine

on this faithful morning, i was gisting with my family (mon, dad, evrybody) in the living room &

i was sitting on one of the sofa in just my briefs/boxers without a shirt (usually sleeps like that) .

i was dating a family's friends daughter who was staying in my house at the time.

so here i was with my peeps & the girls was standing behind me in her nighties & was massaging my back me

with her breast, well my dick stoop up but since i was sitting nobody noticed but it was at that

point that my dad's bloody phone which he left in his room started ringing & guess who was asked to

get it? yeah moi!!!

well i just sat there with this guilty & stunned look on my face not moving,

the man could not believe his eyes cos he put the fear of God in us all.

everybody was shocked & was just staring at me.

my brother who knew what was up went to get the bloody phone.

was only able to leave there after my dick has gone down

got the beating of my life that day, wasnt funny at all.

my brother laughed all through the whole thing & evrybody in the house got to know what happened

My most embarrasing monent was like 8 yrs ago, then staying with my parents. I had this ccrazy girlfriend who like making love in crazy places. This day happened to be my b/day, she came and decided to suprise me by doing the thing right in my room while My dad was in da sitting room but what the hell. We were doing a 69 when my dad just bumped into my room for his Tell Magazine I took, O gosh I have never felt so embarrased in my life. It made my dad to be dropping two packs of condom on my bed evry two weeks,

I inadvertently sent a text meant for a fling to my fiance about where to meet up with me and how to get the key.

I went there,with a wrapped gift of perfume(happened i have turned down my fiancee's request for this same perfume 'cos i termed it too expensive) hoping to have the best of time alone with this lady and as i opened the door,

It was 3 yrs ago and till date i still feel whenever we talk about it

make una no kill me >>>>> na d day my papa catch me when i dey wanck!!!!
nothing more embarassing!!!!! neva 4get d look on ma old man's face

@@ crazykid >>>>>>>> heeyaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!