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RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 3:38am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
han han ki la gbe, ki lo ju huh huh huh
mi mon nkan to gbe o. so fun mi, se emi ni olodo?
oje soro kin to binu fun e cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 3:34am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
it's a reserved supply not to be used immediately, why you be olodo like this? are u sure you're from Ekiti?
se aye ti ba e ni? emi ni olodo?

am not sure you're ekiti, u still need to prove it to moi cool
LiteratureRe: Write Your Own Very Own "drabble". by Mesmerize(f): 3:27am On Jun 24, 2008
Stillwarra
it's schizophrenia. . lol joking. nice one wink

@stephen et pandora
loved then, keep them coming plz kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 3:23am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
so u don't know reservoirs hen? tank for storing water olodo
lmao!! em ni olodo bi?
so what will use the reservoir to do? drown yourself abi?
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 3:20am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
@post I'm a virgin so contact me I'll show you the proofs and ways to recognize one
oniranu ashewo angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 3:16am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
lay down d rules?? says who and if you say 5inches is too small although its 6 trust me i can support with the 2 reservoir and if it's not enough what are my fingers waiting for grin grin grin grin
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!! TMI!! angry

yes, I lay down the rules. . . and wetin be reservoirs? dude, you're one gross dude cool
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 3:13am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
you sef, what do u know?
waNNa find out? cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 3:10am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
come to my room tonight then i'll let you into what i know agreed? wink
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked let me know what?
That mr JT is no more than 5inches? grin

&FYI, I lay down the rules, not you!!
nothing's happening tonight or nay other cool
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 3:06am On Jun 24, 2008
Cayon:
my sister say if his hymen is still intact grin grin
huh? men have hy[b]men[/b]?
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 3:02am On Jun 24, 2008
huh huh huh huh huh
CultureRe: Represent Where You Are From by Mesmerize(f): 3:02am On Jun 24, 2008
Godalone:
Ekiti
wink

@post
Ekiti cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 2:57am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
huh huh huh huh
hisss, wetin you know sef? no be only chop chop grin
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 2:55am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
thats not enough, some guys that are non-virgins turn to jelly at the site of a naked woman even some in here(Nairaland) grin
You dey take nlers seriously?
lmao!!
Din't you hear marriage invitation going around? shocked shocked
Most of this men here that's talking about sex no know wetin them dey talk!!
Most of them wey pass wowo dey even boast of being big men outside of nl!!

dnt even bring Nairaland into this


@post
cheesy cheesy cheesy His looks, touch, kiss (not the I kiss you, you bite off my lips kiss o)
Body movement, the way he works it, etc cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 2:50am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
with your romance with Drkitaun, toyin u too flirt grin well that would be nice sha but what about the agbo huh
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked
whaaaaaaaaaaat angry angry angry angry
who is a flirt?
Who is Dr. Kitaun? Dr. Sexy or w/e u call him?

I dnt flirt o. . .

eya, you want me to give you a back massage for the back pain? smiley
The agbo is suppose to elp restore you in seome other wink way wink wink
FamilyRe: Will You Love To Adopt Kids? by Mesmerize(f): 2:46am On Jun 24, 2008
wink
RomanceRe: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by Mesmerize(f): 2:42am On Jun 24, 2008
Yes . . .when he acts like a dork in front of a naked woman cool
CultureRe: Yoruba Ladies Why? by Mesmerize(f): 2:40am On Jun 24, 2008
lmao!! you're not serious
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 2:39am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
hahahahahaha boredom don kill them true true, thank God i dey resume nextweek, i haven't seen those threads but they're so stupid grin grin grin i wonder what they were thinking before posting. anyways so what's happening tonight? i'm back from work and so tired
Eya, you're resuming next week? when did ur break start? shocked

Some peeps just post fot the fun of it and never even come back to see the reply! embarassed

Eya, osede lati bise? pele? lemme go and cook u sth abi? angry grin
lo mu agbo ati bitter leaf, it'll help restore your energy cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 2:27am On Jun 24, 2008
Have you noticed the kinda post ppl make this summer since school's over?

There was a funny thread I just read today "Men are naturally handsome" and "I just had 3 party in 2 days" shocked

tell me that no be boredom!
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 2:20am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
body dey i slept off last night grin how you?
I noticed!
oje apologize fun mi kia kia!!
I saw u posting and then zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (offline). .

LOL!! Am fine o, just wanting to hear some NL gossip jare!!
So did u get my money ready? cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 2:17am On Jun 24, 2008
dreeldee:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
hey you!!
how body?
FamilyRe: Will You Love To Adopt Kids? by Mesmerize(f): 2:13am On Jun 24, 2008
SeanT21:
I want to adopt 3 kids and have 2 of my own.

I understand that i have to listen to his decision but i been planning to adopt kids 4ever and if he don't accept my decision then its not going to workout. Period!!!
Me like the spirit! me likey! wink
Then hon, be ready to change your schedule o, delete or cross his name out, if it wnt work out just because of some misunderstandings!

SeanT21:
there is only so much of his "independent decision" i can take,
Be ready to feel the same way from him.

SeanT21:
He is a good person but if my goals and his goals don't match then if we get marry it is not going to workout.

I already set all my goals and his decisions is not going to change it.
me likey this spirit very much!
Let no man change your goals, and try not to change his goals if he's going the right path!
That's one of the biggest mistake ever! trying to change a man!
If he wnt change for you before you marry him, he wnt change for you after you marry him.
So if he doesn't want adoption now, he probably wnt later on!
Thread wisely smiley
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Guy's Get Marry To Fat Ladies by Mesmerize(f): 2:03am On Jun 24, 2008
lmao!!
hahahahahahhahahhahahahahha

Boredom don kill pesin!! grin grin
RomanceRe: What Do U And Ur Partner Argue About? by Mesmerize(f): 2:01am On Jun 24, 2008
say I love you on every discussion?
Girl, we envy you jare wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Mesmerize(f): 2:00am On Jun 24, 2008
J-girl,
It's been 20 mins na?
haba! you're slacking, wey the gossip? grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Mesmerize(f): 1:44am On Jun 24, 2008
Ok, j-girl cool
I no fit shout!
RomanceRe: What Girls Love Most In Guys? by Mesmerize(f): 1:41am On Jun 24, 2008
Dr Kitaun:
bon nuit madmoiselle tongue cool
You loff me, I know! grin grin
RomanceRe: What Girls Love Most In Guys? by Mesmerize(f): 1:35am On Jun 24, 2008
See your head!

RP! Dnt come looking for me tomor. . .unless you're ready to confess your undying loff for me cool
RomanceRe: What Girls Love Most In Guys? by Mesmerize(f): 1:31am On Jun 24, 2008
*Sigh* So predictable, I knew you'll come back, baby kiss kiss kiss

Gamine! Gamine! Gamine!!! angry angry That's all we hear, but yet you still loff me! cool

Now, Lie to me and tell me you dnt grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Mesmerize(f): 1:29am On Jun 24, 2008
So you know sef?
My fun on Nairaland is specializing in gbefila.
You sef talk am!
Just keep updating me o abt new gossip you hear abt me na
By next week, I bet I'll be pregnant for someone!
Trust me, I wnt kill the messenger wink

If they tell you that am pregnant, abeg, plz tell them am carrying twins! grin
RomanceRe: What Girls Love Most In Guys? by Mesmerize(f): 1:22am On Jun 24, 2008
That's what he said last time. . .yet he keeps coming back.
I am irresistible kiss kiss kiss grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Guy Keep Their Sisters But : by Mesmerize(f): 1:21am On Jun 24, 2008
j-girl:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
We know you're hot cake both on and off Nairaland
Who cares abt being hot cake on NL?
Na yahoo yahoo dem go use on you!
Drama on NL!
Hidden drama, too much fakeness cool
come on NL to have fun and go as you came. . nothing lost nothing gain!
Even my new bobo, Dr. Kitaun knows it grin

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