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Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 2:45am On Nov 12, 2014

eekwem:
*think:omo i really need to start knwing pple b4 i get to uniben and be like jjc* hey every1 've being observing... but would like to get fully intoto(even though i'm nt always online)

welcome guy, medical biochem?

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 9:35pm On Nov 11, 2014

Where are the lines? . .
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Where's the nigga chizzy94 wants to expose.
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Goodnight y'all

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 9:31pm On Nov 11, 2014

drizzytee:
arrrrh!(opens mouth) eleyi gidi gan!!

lol! . . Things life throws at you

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 9:26pm On Nov 11, 2014

Savigne:
Hey everyone...How's it going?
Neldrizzy do you know any Mass comm fresher in the building?

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 9:26pm On Nov 11, 2014

Savigne:
Hey everyone...How's it going?
Neldrizzy do you know any Mass comm fresher in the building?

yea, Bennyberry(m)

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:33pm On Nov 11, 2014

HonourablePomk:
I cant fit wait oya chizzy do the needful and our Rap warriors do the needful. Hope emma2.cute and greatgatsb.y never go sleep sha

bro,why don't you take a little snuff *stretches a pinch of snuff to him* while we wait for the warriors?

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:30pm On Nov 11, 2014

Nimen:
u never chop afang before? Abi u be nwa mummy?

kini bobo yi n so? . . I'v lived all my life in yorubaland and haven't heard of such . . What we eat here,is vegetable soup,okro soup,ewedu(most medicinal),gbegiri, bokolisa,egusi ati bee bee lo

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:24pm On Nov 11, 2014

Fabdedon:
lol gist me more..**puts on 3d glass **

check my diary

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:23pm On Nov 11, 2014

*empties a nylon bag full of snuff into a bowl in front of the thread*
*takes a lump with spoon*
*climbs iroko tree*
*and with a hand to the cheek and the other doing justice to the snuff,i watch in silence the drama about to unfold*

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:18pm On Nov 11, 2014

Fabdedon:
..have never tasted it..not seen it.. And dont even know how it looks... So its not a general soup...its ah think awkaibom soup....wen talkin abt general soup call Egusi..**rememberin d taste of d one i last swallowed**...lol

egusi . . The soup's sweet . . But wetin d soup do me on my jamb day ehn . .

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 8:00pm On Nov 11, 2014

pweetyz:
..can't believe you just asked that question...don't you guys eat it at home ..afang soup is like a general soup eaten by almost all tribes

don't tell me you guys don't prepare it..its like my best soup followed closely by oha(now this is definitely igbo)

Afang? . . General type of soup? . . You're joking right?

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:58pm On Nov 11, 2014

IamTitanium:
chizzy to dey dull jare.....mtcheww

Chizzy be fast,a nigga is about to pee here

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:51pm On Nov 11, 2014

Emperorking20:
*clears throat* em ogas and sisters in d haus! I'm kinda bored these days, so I'm thinking I shuld contest 4 ds oga Nairaland thingy! What say u?

Naijaboiy already came bro . . And if you so wish to contest you've got my/our votes till the finals

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:46pm On Nov 11, 2014

Neldrizzy:
NOTE:::::

still ur favourite boy Apostle Neldrizzy

Fixed

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 7:17pm On Nov 11, 2014

HonourablePomk:
Bros this one don dey pass ajepako ooo but me sef do am . . . . . . . . IF YOU ARE BORN POOR ITS NOT YOUR FAULT BUT IF YOU DIE POOR ITS YOUR FAULT I work towards this

Yea,dat's a famous qoute of bill gates.

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Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:58pm On Nov 11, 2014

drizzytee:
even d okra and bread ish?

even bread with garri

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:53pm On Nov 11, 2014

chizzy94:
Wash me wella for all I care.
That fvcktard is going down tonight if he doesn't comply.

i wasn't washing, you just didnt find the humour.

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:51pm On Nov 11, 2014

dwizzed:
pls wen re we gonna start payin acceptance fee nd wot re d requirements

bro,na rap contest and a guy to b busted dey ground nw . . U dey tok of acceptance fee wey pesin neva knw . . Take a sit and watch how the drama unfolds bro.

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:49pm On Nov 11, 2014

kulkatty:
LOL
Have you tried catching house flies where they are plenty and putting em in a container.

Jumping a neighbor's fence trying to get sugar cane.

Taking okra and bread(ewww)

Well never did those shit tho. Was a butty/kpako

i did this sh*ts and more

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:46pm On Nov 11, 2014

kelvindim:
I reiterate this.

You don ever baff for rain, with unclothedness?!

You don ever play war start before?!

You don ever play rubber with gbete slippers?!

You don play e-ten before?!

What of game box nkor?!

Abi na kicking sewa?!

What of war start?!!

You ever play otori when you small?!

What of hot cake?!

Our grandmother nkor?!

The list just wouldn't stop coming, I could go on and on. So bae chill.

war start?
In my crib it's "war scatter escape",pesin go just hold hand dey shout kpao kpao,we'l all be nicknaming ourselves commando/jackie chan.
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Na dat rain baff dey sweet pass and d dreaded "mummy and daddy" play . . I roll tyre 4 street,my hand dey rebel me . . Ajekpaki lyf sha

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:42pm On Nov 11, 2014

chizzy94:
Bro go grab your seatbelt.
Some real sh:it would happen some two hours from now if that person doesn't comply!

done!

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:40pm On Nov 11, 2014

HonourablePomk:
Shiit bro i did all this mehn life aiint fair we keep pushing it till we get there

yea bro,even the Ajebo's dey respect us,we no dey ever carry last bro.

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:38pm On Nov 11, 2014

kelvindim:
You na detective for your former life sha.

Anyways, nice job.

Chizzy94 is a good detective i tell ya . . Na to send him go sambisa forest make he go detect dos mallams wey dey make bomb instead of suya ,na im remain

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:31pm On Nov 11, 2014

HonourablePomk:
Lol see person wey dey form ajepako mesoade teach her wetin ajepako mean

wait,kulkatty . .
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Have you ever tried mixing cold water with pepper and with maggi,all in the name of making peppersoup.
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Have you ever taking ordinary garri or garri with red oil?
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Have you ever tried making a car with batheroom slippers,bamboo and 4 tins of peak milk as the tyres?
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Have you ever tried killing an earthworm with salt?.
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My sister abeg,u no knw wetin AJEKPAKO entails

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Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:24pm On Nov 11, 2014

chizzy94:
BUSTED!!!!!!
To whom it may concern.
Hey Nigga, I beg you not to post with that account of yours on here again.
I solemnly swear if you do, I'mma go apeshit on you, Lord Knows! Let's just respect ourselves, quit the games and stop them niggas from falling prey.
I swear if I see your posts on here two hours from now, I'mma show your silly as:s to the house.
Thanks!

P.S; You Know yourself

And for the umpteenth time.
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Chizzy just never stops to surprise us.

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:18pm On Nov 11, 2014

kulkatty:
+sigh+ how you take pass eng for school?? -_-
I asked WHAT SCHOOL YOU FINISH FROM?

Yea #proudlyQCOG

the name of my school can even make you to fail your exams . . EMMANUEL ROYAL COLLEGE,OKITIPUPA.

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Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 5:38pm On Nov 11, 2014

viccipedia:
lol it was a necessity lol, how have u been bro?

i've been good and you?

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 5:34pm On Nov 11, 2014

kulkatty:
Hmm wah school did you finish from?
I sha know I'm kpako like that

my skul na 1 local skul 4 village lyk dat,sheyb u go queens college.

Romance › Re: Pampering Of Guys/Ladies In Relationships-isnt It Disastrous? by mesoade(m): 5:12pm On Nov 11, 2014*

If i don't pamper my girl,who will?

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Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 4:55pm On Nov 11, 2014

dozieinspired:
Funaab about to resume,Futo has resumed,ibadanpoly about to resume,uniben lost in the wilderness

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 4:45pm On Nov 11, 2014

kulkatty:
You should know by now
I'm an ajekpako

lol! But u no chop kpako reach me ah swear

Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 4:12pm On Nov 11, 2014

kulkatty:
One might be able to tell cus of the school she finished from.

So I guess she's a butty

ok,and you? Which are you?

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